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June 25, 2009

"Substantive" First Lady Michelle Obama (SBFL)

First there was the Empathetic Latino Judge, now there is the Substantive Black First Lady!

"For weeks, Michelle Obama had been telling her staff and closest confidantes that she wasn't having the impact she wanted. She is a woman of substance, with a background in law, public policy and management, who found herself relegated to role model in chief. The West Wing of the White House -- the fulcrum of power and policy -- had not fully integrated her into its agenda. She wanted more. "

If you haven't thrown up enough in your mouth reading that lede, then there is more!

"Although Obama's job-approval ratings have soared, the first lady -- a Harvard-educated lawyer -- wasn't satisfied with coasting. She is hiring a full-time speechwriter and has instructed her staff to think "strategically" so that every event has a purpose and a message. She doesn't want to simply go to events and hug struggling military families, she said; she wants to show progress. "

NO HUGS FOR STRUGGLING MILITARY FAMILIES. That is soooo yesterday!

The Substantive Black First Lady also struggles with basic mathematics, expecting friends, proletariats and staffers to operate "at 120 percent".

This is also cute-in order to get her the "authentic" image she needed a whole bunch of fart-catchers and spin doctors have been working on her image!

"...[the] first lady and her staff were determined to create in the White House a culture that was, as Norris put it, "authentic" to the first lady. Since the election, her disciplined (journalists might say controlling) staff has carefully managed her media exposure and methodically laid the groundwork for her issues, a "soft launch," as one aide said."

Authentically fake and contrived!

If you can stomach it, read the whole thing. Substantive Black First Lady (SBFL) Michelle Obama is an angry, navel gazing, socialist crank with a massive chip on her shoulders.

4 comments:

Matthew Noto said...

Oh, please; let's see MORE Michelle Obama, the gift that keeps on giving!

This woman would put the maggots off a dead possum road-kill buffet.

She is just yet another example of the wives of the democratic politicians* we've seen in recent years; they're often tougher, more vicious and infinitely more despicable than their husbands...and bigger tyrants.

* Disclaimer: Roslyn Carter gets a pass on this generalization, as she may have been a flake, but she was still a classy woman.

Closet Conservative said...

Ha!

Matthew Noto said...

When Hilary was First Lady, I used to be overcome with this strange affliction; I would feel compelled to yell the most vile, misogynous insults I could think of whenever she appeared on a television screen.

I thoght this was some from of strange Tourette's Syndrome, until I mentioned it to a friend (another guy) over beers. Yet another guy, sitting two stools down at the bar (a complete stranger who had overheard the conversation) said that he, too, also had this strange affliction.

And then it occurred to me that the reason why all these men and myself were compelled to act this way was because we saw Hilary for what she was: an opportunistic parasitical, prototypical Feminazi ehllion, who had achieved very little of merit on her own, but who had managed to marry well well in the sens that her husband became President, not that he was an awesome husband), and who was determined to do her worst with it.

She was going to show everyone who ever called her "Babe"! She was going to remake the world in her mentally-tormented image, just to get even with all the jocks that never asked her out..and maybe even the ones who did, but who decided that no amount of consequence-free sex was worth having to put up with her, and dumped her.

Once she had power (obtained vicariously, mind you!) her fangs came out, and she stopped casting a shadow or a reflection in a mirror, and the whole world could see her for what she really was, and who really wore the pants; not the guy we elected, but his cast-iron bitch of a wife. Hence, why men would curse when her face flashed on the TV screen.

I say, put Michelle Obama on TV every night for just this reason. The more she opens her mouth, the more you figure out who really wears the pants, and the more the people in this country will begin to see the awful mistake they've made.

Sorry about the length!

Closet Conservative said...

Length? No worries. LOL. Funny stuff.