The Glories of Sharia: Eight Year Old Finally Gets Divorced in Saudi Arabia

The case has prompted the kingdom to re-evaluate its conservative attitudes to marriage. The girl's marriage was arranged by her father and backed twice by a judge on the condition that it was not consummated until she reached puberty.

My Idiot People.

Who needs jihadis when we have our own worst enemies amongst us? Jewish Professor William Robinson of University of Santa Barbara sends students email comparing war-torn Gaza to German concentration camps. Professor defends act as "academic freedom".

British Airline Wipes Israel Off the Map.

So as not to offend Muslim passengers and stuff..no big deal...just move along. Just a technical glitch...

100 Days, 300 Photographs of the Chosen One

Can there ever be enough photographs of The Messiah? Dear Leader thinks not! Silly racist-the answer is HOPE! CHANGE! And obviously not. Three glorious pictures for every sun-filled, unicorn-dropping, oceans receding, gas-for-free-, cellphones for the poor at soup kitchens, Air Force One flying through downtown Manhattan days!

Hate Speech! Wednesday Seetheopolooza.

CAIR is not happy about this speech, which is why should watch it. It's Geert at a Florida synagogue..HATE SPEECH! ISLAMPHOBIC! Hurt feelings galore! Make some popcorn, pull up a chair. CAIR says it's NAZI-LIKE propaganda. Nazi-like? Or Nazi-lite? Whatever!

Jonah Goldberg: Liberal Hubris Is a Bitch

Actually, that's not Jonah's title, but I like mine better. Anyway, Jonah suggests that The One's hubris may be President Obama's undoing. Works for me.

"Youths" On Trial in France for Murder of Jew

Please, never ever forget Ilan Halimi. This is the face of the new Europe. You killed your Jews, and imported Muslims as cheap labour, and to appease the oil sheiks. You stopped having babies, and stopped going to church. You pray to pagan earth gods in the form of environmentalism instead of doing anything to preserve Western society. You moan about the evils of America when Republicans lead the world, as you pay half a month's wage in your civil service job for Nike running shoes, McDonald's cheeseburger and use "American made" as the superlatively sexy descriptor for products you advertise for sale on your blood-soaked continent. The barbarians are on trial, for once. This could happen to any infidel. This could happen in any neighbourhood not sufficiently subdued and reconquered by the Caliphate. "The alleged gang leader, Youssouf Fofana, shouted "God is great" in Arabic as he entered the [kufar] courtroom. " Ilan was tortured for three weeks before he was murdered. "When the judged asked the 28-year-old for his birthday, he said he was born on 13 February, 2006, in Sainte-Genevieve-des-Bois - the date and place of Mr Halimi's death. " We are all Ilan Halimi. Never forget.

Douchebag Toronto Star Writer Wishes Death Upon Michelle Malkin

The Star is a rag of a paper with at least a baker's dozen of the most anti-American and anti-Israel columnists in North America. This new item by Antonia Zerbisias is really infuriating though. Will contacting the Star's editors make a difference? Probably not at all, but who knows? The CBC got some pretty nasty responses when Heather Malick wrote her pathetic, misogynistic screed against Sarah Palin.

Majorly Irritating Taqiyah Dump From Al-Guardian

This "Asian" fellow is making the lefty Marxist case that poverty is the "root cause" of terrorism. What a load. I maintain that terror is the root cause of terrorism. Anyway, with all the jizyah being splashed on the "Asians" of the UK, they can hardly be considered impoverished. If Muslims would kindly just stop killing infidels, there would be little "Islamophobia" in the world. If "Asians" in Britain could also stop marrying their cousins, killing their sisters, wives and daughters for Islamic "honour", too, we might see a generation of Muslims growing up without the death-cult baggage of their forefathers.

Gay, Trangendered Monks to Get New Behavioural Guidelines

Ya can't make this stuff up. Senior monk Phra Maha Wudhijaya Vajiramedhi told the BBC he would address issues like smoking, drinking alcohol, walking and going to the toilet properly, which are all detailed in the traditional 75 Dharma principles of Buddhism, and the 227 precepts for monks. He was especially concerned, he said, by the flamboyant behaviour of gay and transgender monks, who can often be seen wearing revealingly tight robes, carrying pink purses and having effeminately-shaped eyebrows. Now, I like a gay, or transgendered, "murse" carrying spiritual leader in tight robes as much as the next gal, but this is a bit ridiculous. Does Thailand have a Human Rights Commission that can be approached? Maybe this should be Jennifer Lynch's next overseas mission?

Nothing Says "I Love Gaia" Better Than Gluing Yourself to a Building

Truth is always stranger than fiction.

Cry Me a River: Foreign Journalists Claim They Are Being Harassed By Israel

If any of you have ever had the pleasure of meeting foreign journalists based in Israel (as I have), you will know that they are-without exception-a bunch of scumsucking Lawrence of Arabia wannabees with Arab houseboys named Ahmad, and wet nurses named Fatima who get all giddy about 'taking' their afternoon tea at the American Colony Hotel, sampling Ahmed's authentic falafel in downtown Ramallah and generally cavorting with leftist Israeli Jews of the most self-hating, leftist variety.

So, that's why I'm not shedding any tears for journalists, or anyone for that matter, who is exquisitely sensitive and offended about Israeli security. Suck it up. These leeches have a great life in Israel, they are paid in foreign currency and are in positions of relative power in terms of the audiences they reach and their affect on public opinion. They are a rancid lot and they deserve every orafice investigated and if they don't like it-lump it. Their sympathies are with the Palestinians, and they deserve each other.

Czech Jews Dismantle Antisemitic Holocaust Display

Finally-Jews striking back. The left will call it censorship of course. What would you call "Holocaust memorial art" that depicts Jews as Nazis? I'd call it European and not suprising. I'm suprised that the Jews did something about it.

The UK is Screwed: 11 Year Olds to Learn About Gay Sex, STDs and Contraception

Two words for you parents out there: PRIVATE SCHOOL. This is disgusting. I wonder how "Asian" parents are going to react to the new cirriculum? Compulsory sex and relationships lessons for 11-year-old children are to include classroom discussions on gay unions and civil partnerships. Secondary pupils will learn about contraception and sexually transmitted infections (STIs), while primary school children will learn about their bodies and friendships, a review of sex education has concluded. The review was ordered in October after ministers announced that sex and relationships education (SRE) lessons should be made compulsory to help primary and secondary pupils to “navigate the complexities of modern life” and to ensure that children learnt their sex education from the classroom, not the playground.

Pakistan's Schmatta Industry: Whips, Chains and Body Bags

Gawd! Doncha just love the entrepenurial spirit? The New York Times glowingly reports on the whip, chain and bondage accessory industry in Pakistan. The good news is that the tools are multi purpose-they can be used for fetish, or for Sharia enforcement by the Taliban. It's a "mom and pop" business, according to the Grey Lady. "Despite their growing business, the Times notes that the office surroundings are quite primitive: The shoddy factory seems like an ode to their humble upbringing. Adnan’s executive bathroom has no toilet paper. Rizwan has no office. And their preferred lunch is Kentucky Fried Chicken." MEMO TO SELF: Do not share Kentucky Fried Chicken with Adnan in Pakistan.

Muslim Prayers in Florida Legislature: GOP Leader Bolts

Why are Imams being invited to say prayers in the Florida legislature? Even a dumb Canadian like me knows about the concept of the separation of Church and State. But silly me-that must just apply to infidel Jews and Christians. "The prayer was videotaped by Ahmed Bedier, United Voices of America director, who remarked on the absence of House Majority Leader Adam Hasner, R-Boca Raton. Bedier said he was videotaping the “historic” moment." Does the name Ahmed Bedier sound familiar? It should. For Ahmed and Muslims in the USA, this could well be an "historic" moment-the moment that the Caliphate quietly, and insistently, whispered it's arrival into the ears of Lady Liberty.

Bruce Bawer: Heirs to Fortuyn?

A great read by Bruce Bawer, author of the excellent book: While Europe Slept. Do read his take on the European drift to the right ("not that there's anything wrong with that") as a response to the Muslim takeover of Europe and the 'sclerotic' (that's polite talk for NUTS) Euroweenie welfare state.

Prince Charles: Major Enviro-Hypocrite

Can you say: Massive Turd of a Do-As-I-Say-Not-As-I-Do Euroweenie? I knew you could!

Terrorist Islamic Preacher Omar Bakri Brags About Bilking British Welfare System

He is certainly not starving on welfare is he?

What a lovely fellow: "The Muslim cleric, who lived in the UK for 20 years before being banned for preaching hate, used backdated incapacity benefits to buy his plush flat in Beirut. Speaking to the Daily Star at his latest Lebanon home in Tripoli, Bakri insists that he and fellow radicals including Anjem Choudary were justified in taking their state handouts because Britain has 'plundered' and 'colonised' Muslim countries around the world." "They used to condemn me in the UK for claiming benefits but you take what is available like everyone else. The UK made me a bogeyman so I could not work." "One day a doctor told me that I should claim for incapacity benefit for my disability. Then when I got to the benefit's office they told me I was owed arrears since the 1990s so they backdated the payments for me," he said. Bakri added: "They did not give me the cash but they told me to choose a car so I could get around. So I chose the best one, a Renault Espace". "Then, when I came to the Lebanon in 2005, I sold the car and used the money to buy an apartment."Unrepentant Bakri has now moved into a second flat in the northern city of Tripoli, because he says Beirut is not Islamic enough for him. He shares the apartment with his second wife, Ruba, 30.

"We love the death threats. We're surprised we're not dead yet."

Oooh! This could be good. A new Israeli cartoon called Ahmed and Salim.

The Dhimmi Pussy Jews of the ADL call it "counterproductive" so you know it's gotta be good! YouTube has already removed one episode! YouTube is threatening to remove the whole series if it get's 'too offensive' so you have to click on this baby.

The seething has already started all around the world. You must watch!

FBI To Limit Work With Unindicted Terrorist Co-Conspirators

The veil of dhimmitude is slowly, grudgingly being yanked off law enforcement officials. Complete with massive, steaming Islamic Whopper: "Our work has been overwhelmingly based upon issues directly affecting Muslims, from giving diversity trainings, empowering Muslims through civic engagement trainings and in taking discrimination cases," said Dawud Walid, the executive director of CAIR-Michigan. "Probably not even 1 percent of CAIR's work in the past 15 years has been related to the grievances of Palestinians. This does not reflect the work of an alleged front group for people in the Gaza Strip."

Racism Alert: Black Disney Princesses Must Fall in Love With Black Princes

No-I'm not making this up:

"Disney has already changed the profession of the princess (an aspiring restaurant entrepreneur instead of a chambermaid) and name (Tiana instead of Maddy, which critics thought was too similar to “Mammy," a once-common term for black female slaves in white households). Tiana will be played by Anika Noni Rose, who starred in "Dreamgirls," while Tiana’s mother will be played by the talk-show host Oprah Winfrey. The controversy has intensified after it was revealed that the film would be set in New Orleans and that Tiana would find love with a white prince — well, almost. His skin has been described as olive-toned and he will be voiced by Bruno Campos, a Brazilian actor. “What? No black prince? What’s up with this?” blogged James Collier on Acting White, an anti-racism Web site, in a posting typical of the general disbelief among the film’s most vocal black critics. “Perhaps Disney doesn’t want the future mothers of dwindling white America being imprinted so early in their lives with the notion of a black suitor.”

This Just In: "Islamophobia" Alive and Well in the USA

Sure it is!

Do You Think They Cut Their Nuts Off For Fun?

Is that not the best headline of the day? Here are some thoughts about ball-cutting, vajayjay making surgery in Alberta. I know it's just what you wanted with your second cup of coffee, bagel with lox and shmear.

Obama Sends More Jizyah To Palestinians, Promises No Funds Will Be Used to Slaughter Jews

That's a lotta jizyah! Yay! I'm sure it will help the "good terrorists" (the PA), fight the "bad terrorists" (nasty booger faced Hamas). Great job!

Dear Yemenite Jews

Please, get the hell out of Yemen any way you can. There is lots of ghat, malawach, schug and jahnoon in Israel.

The UK Is Royally So, So Amazingly Screwed

Well, looky here. A British Airways stewardess was fired for refusing to wear a body back and walk behind men in Fraudy Arabia. GOOD ON YOU LISA ASHTON! "A BRITISH air stewardess was sacked for refusing to fly to Saudi Arabia after she was ordered to wear a traditional Islamic robe and walk behind male colleagues. Lisa Ashton, a £15,000-a-year stewardess with BMI, was told that in public areas in Saudi Arabia she was required to wear a black robe, known as an abaya. This covers everything but the face, feet and hands. She was told to follow her male colleagues, irrespective of rank. Ashton, 37, who was worried about security in the country, refused to fly there, claiming the instructions were discriminatory. She was sacked last April. “It’s not the law that you have to walk behind men in Saudi Arabia, or that you have to wear an abaya, and I’m not going to be treated as a second-class citizen,” Ashton said last week.

Is Lisa Ashton the only Briton left with balls?

Major Taqiyah Dump in Winnipeg Free Press

What a load of hooey. I love the premise: Muslima sister! Don't let the Islamophobes distract you from bringing attention to the odd few sisters who are beaten and murdered in the name of Islam..we all know that Islam hates misogyny more than any any any anybody! And if you believe that, I have a contact with a very reputable investment broker who is still offering 10% ROI...unfortunately, it may take some time to contact him-but his secretary Bubba may be able to speed up the introduction process.

New, Fresh Steyn Book!

How excited am I? A fresh, autographed copy of Mark Steyn's new book "Lights Out: Islam, Free Speech and the Twilight of the West" arrived at my doorstep. I am enjoying every sentence, and feel rather devious reading it in public. I will post a review as soon as I'm done. You can get your copy at the Steyn store at www.steynonline.com

Remember the 1960s, dude?

OK-I am still wiping away tears after watching this video-and I almost peed in my pants. This is a MUST WATCH. I don't know how to embed it, but you can view the video by clicking here.

Super Cool: Twitter Offers Hope to "Locked In", Paralyzed People

Teh awesome!

Delightfully Moderate PA To Execute Palestinian For Selling Land to Jews

I have a great idea-let's give them a state! And some more jizyah, too.

A Beheading Only The LA Times Could Love

Awww. Isn't that so sweet? The Los Angeles Times shows us that the beheading of Aasiya Zubair Hassan is actually a good thing, because it shines the light on the generic, can-happen-to-everyone-especially-white-people problem of domestic abuse. There is a shiny side to this story after all. So what if Aasiya is dead-the point is now we are really, like-totally, seriously gonna talk about womyn abuse. Did you notice the cut line on the photo? I did: Aasiya Zubair Hassan died Feb. 12. Her husband, Muzzammil Hassan, has been charged with second-degree murder. Together, they had built a Muslim TV station in New York. See? She just "died". Just like that. The layers of collusion in this story are reprehensible-police aware of domestic violence, friends who knew, imams who knew, and even the victim's own delusional forgiveness of her tormentor and ultimate murderer. Shame on every one of them.

Al Guardian: Only Stupid, Racist, Islamophobic White People Boycotted Geneva

If this weren't so stupid, it could be funny.

Vancouver Lawyer Posthumously Wins Human Rights Case

I don't recall reading about this while it was happening. The philosophical question, of course is, if a Human Rights victory falls down in Vancouver-is it still a victory? Well hell yes. It's pretty damned funny. "Gibson, who died of a heart attack on March 24 at age 60, was representing the Abbotsford Times newspaper before his death. ..Nina Watt had brought forward a complaint to the tribunal based on a column written by Jeremy Postal, a pastor at the Christian Life Community Church of Abbotsford, that was published in the Times. In describing feminists, Postal wrote the following: “These women are often single or in a bad relationship, watch The View, are stubborn and pushy, gossip maliciously and are submissive to no one else but their own plans and desires often disguising their feminism under the slogan of ‘freedom from male tyranny’.” The complaint was dismissed. Condolences to Mr. Gibson's family and posthumous congrats as well.

Good News: FDA To Allow "Morning After" Pill for 17 Year Olds

Progressive! "Women's groups cheered the government's decision to allow 17-year-olds to buy the "morning-after" emergency contraceptive without a doctor's prescription, but conservatives denounced it as a blow to parental supervision of teens." It's only for emergencies, though. That's a relief.

The UK Is Screwed: Clown Forbidden to Wear Clown Shoes Due to Safety Concerns

Nothing funny about that.

New York Times Discovers Shihad's 72 Lovely, Dew-Eyed Grapes

It's raisins you idiot-not grapes.

Toronto Woman Faces Likely "Honour" Murder If Deported to Pakistan.

Such charming people, such charming customs. "It feels like I am dying a slow death," said Roohi Tabassum, of Brampton. "Waiting to find out what happens is like a death sentence. "Tabassum was smuggled into Canada from the U.S. in 2001 and filed an unsuccessful refugee claim. An appeal also failed. Her cousin was the victim of an honour killing after she refused to submit to an arranged wedding to an older man. Officials of the Canada Border Services Agency said Tabassum has had her hearings and must leave. About 10,000 women die yearly from honour killings in Pakistan, according to human rights activists. "

Conservative Speakers in America: Whatever You Say Is Hate Speech

Coming soon to every university campus in North America... (if it's not on your local campus already)... "Most of us probably regard some speech and some speakers as so far beyond the pale of civilized discourse that there is no point in debating them, only in branding them unacceptable. But, however satisfying such a stance may be, it could be only a matter of time before the speech beyond the pale is your own"

The Demise of the West: "Adopt" Aborted Fetuses Instead of Having Kids

No-I'm not making this up. "Stan Musil said he filed the posthumous "adoption" on Monday as a way to support his wife, Lisa, and help her heal from the pain of having those abortions, Lisa Musil told FOXNews.com. "He told me 'I love you and you are a part of me. Your babies are a part of you, and so that makes them a part of me also,'" she said. Yah-nothing says I love you like aborting your own children. I know it's crazy, but wouldn't having live children be a little more loving? That whole 'part of you, part of me' thing sounds a little nutty in this context-don't you think? "The world tells me that it was only a blob of tissue, but my heart tells me otherwise," Musil told FOXNews.com by e-mail. "The grief often times was more than I could bear." And nothing heals the pain of aborting blobs of tissue than getting pregnant and murdering more blobs of tissue.

Bone Marrow Drive: You Can Save A Life

If you are in good health, please-please consider getting a simple blood test and registering for the international bone marrow registry. You can save a life, just by being you. Are you on the list? I am. Once I got a call that I was a preliminary match for someone (3 out of 6 matching points) and was asked to take further tests. I felt so blessed that I was going to have the opportunity to help save a life. Unfortunately, I was not a perfect 6 point match. But I know people who have been saved by this miraculous treatment for terrible forms of cancer. A Jewish guy from Toronto was saved by an anonomous German donor with Native Indian ancestry-you just never know who will match who. The registry is international-not specific to any one ethnic group. IF YOU ARE IN TORONTO, please consider going to this drive. If you can kick in a donation, all the better-the blood tests are very expensive: BONE DONOR RECRUITMENT DRIVE FOR BONE MARROW TRANSPLANT Sunday April 26, 10:00 am – 5:00 pm Adath Israel Synagogue, 37 Southborne Ave in Toronto. Jonathan Grossman, was recently diagnosed with a rare bone marrow disorder called Myelofibrosis that only affects two people in a million. This disease destroys the body’s ability to produce blood cells and if left untreated, will mutate into a non-treatable form of leukemia. Jonathan’s only chance of survival and a cure is a bone marrow transplant. If you are in good health and between the ages of 18 and 60, you can become a donor. This drive is being organized through the Gift of Life Bone Marrow Foundation. The registration process is fast and easy, and we only require a swab of cells from inside your cheek (no blood will be drawn at this time). If you are unable to attend the drive, but would be interested in registering to be on the donor list, visit www.giftoflife.org or the Canadian Blood Services Registry at www.onematch.ca For more information on our search for a donor; how you can volunteer; how you can donate to defer some of our costs; or how to reach us, please visit www.TheOffice.com

Another Round of Flaky, Lefty Canadians Attempt Anti-Israel Boycott

Et tu, Mountain Co-Op? Worked very well with the LCBO, yes?

Very Good News: Canadian Constitutional Foundation to Help Gym Owner Fight Human Rights Complaint

Welcome to my world!

This is excellent.

You'll remember the story of John Fulton from St. Catherines, who had a "lady with junk" as they say, try to get into the women's change room at the health club. Looks like the Canadian Constitutional Foundation is stepping up and helping Mr. Fulton fight the outrageous OHR complain against him:

"The Canadian Constitution Foundation is a non-profit organization that protects constitutional freedoms through education and public interest litigation. It has agreed to help Fulton raise funds for his defence, expected to cost as much as $100,000. "They've basically said they'll help fund this all the way to the Supreme Court if necessary," Fulton said.

The complainant's legal fees are borne by the Ontario Human Rights Commission.

Fulton has owned and operated fitness clubs in the Niagara area since 1982. He said his clubs have supported the Niagara AIDS Walk for Life as a title sponsor for more than 12 years. "This is clearly a David and Goliath case: a small business being prosecuted by the might of the state," lawyer John Carpay, executive director of the Canadian Constitution Foundation, said Tuesday. "This case also involves freedom of association, which is a fundamental charter right enjoyed by all Canadians."

Reuters: "Swedish Man" Sets up "Militant Camp"

Yes, Oussama Abdullah Kassir sounds like a very Swedish name to me!

The UK Is Screwed!

UK Schools to close on Muslim holidays to prevent absences.

Obama's New, Veiled Egyptian Advisor "Draws Cautious Optimism"

Cautious optimism? That's a really neat way of putting it. As far as I am concerned, if you are fully veiled, or fully keffiyeh-faced, you are wearing an outward modern symbol equivalent to the swastika. It means to me that you have submitted fully and take the kill the infidels stuff pretty seriously. The LA Times is probably giddy and orgasmic, but people with any brains in their heads would view this appointment as more (or should I say "Mo") Kick Me signs on the back of America. Hardy har har. PS: Check out her new book with Dhimmi Professor Extraordinnaire John "Never Met A Wahabi I Didn't Love" Esposito.

I'm Baaaaaaack!

Back from a far away land with stories to tell and songs to sing. Some pretty funky stuff has been going on since I've been gone and I'm going to get back to posting regularly. I have lots of e-mail to catch up on today but will post some things later today.