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July 31, 2010

Rivers of Blood or Something...Ho Hum

More threats. Blah blah. Nothing to see here.

Good Gravy! I Agree With Shimon Peres.

OMG. For the first time in my adult life, I am in agreement with Shimon Peres.

I need a drink.

Did he maybe have a lobotomy? Or is he reading my blog?

"They Can Sure Smell A Rat"

David Warren, super smart, non-moonbat Canadian.

Read it all.

July 30, 2010

The Nakba Obsession

Some fine words over here.

Without Jew-hate and the Zionist "issue" what on earth would these people live and die for.

They would have no reason to live and just have to result to unfortunate, repeat episodes of fratricide and "honour" murders and other such cultural niceties.

There will be no peace in the Middle East because there can be no peace between Dar Al Harb and Dar Al Islam. Not ever.

Unless they get the Hirohito treatment, or Islam is "reformed" from within-which is not likely.

Best T-Shirt?

"Sign of the Times".

Boring, Awful Corrupt People

Make vegan and gluten free wedding.

How NOT FUN is that?

Apparently, this particular "royal" American vegan gluten-free wedding will "empower" people.

Is that cool or what?

Are you feeling it yet?

It's All Greek to Me

Some people are still wondering why the Greek economy is in the toilet.

Here is a little insight into the problem.

"What? Me pay income tax? Income tax is for suckers!"

Send Flotilla! STAT!

People are starving!

Occupaayyyshun! HALP!

Or Maybe Because They Always Hated Men Anyway?

But whatever the reason-HEH!

July 29, 2010

The Great Caroline Glick: See No Evil

She mentions a lot of events that I have documented here, but sums it up very nicely.

There are so many evil threads linking the left to the Islamic jihad, Hollywood to fifth column anti-Americanism and anti-semitism.

One either has to be an idiot, a compatriot or a willful stooge to not see it-and there are plenty of those.

Hello Mudda, Hello Fada

Summer camp, Hamas style.

Swiss Band Aids

Burkahs and swimming lessons.

The Law of Unintended Headlines

"Gaza lingerie shops eyed by Hamas police."

Whoo hoo, hubba hubba!

Obsession.

With non-white people.

Celebrate Diversity!

As a virgin.

Or else.

July 28, 2010

OMG: I'm All Hot and Bothered!

"Generation Three, with Drudge and Breitbart, is an outsider generation, a trouble-making insurgency. Drudge (born 1966) and Breitbart (born 1969) are both Jewish, and they take their place in a conservative movement that is increasingly combative and increasingly led by Jews."

How do I get a piece of the action?!?

Trouble-making, insurgent conservative Jews who are increasingly combative leaders??

I'm in love...pass the smelling salts!!

Dhimmiest Article of the Day?

"As Ramadan Nears, NYPD Alert for Signs of Anti-Muslim Harassment."

Oh, yes-that is really a HUGE problem in America. Non existent "Islamophobia" that never seems to materialize EVER.

Actually, the web headline is even worse "Amid Ground Zero Mosque Debate..."

How stupid are these people?

More dhimmitude here:

"For those who don’t speak English, he said, there are over 100 Arabic-speaking officers on the force, and each precinct has a “language line” by which callers can have three-way conversations with an officer and a translator.

I don't think they had these services for Italian immigrants, for Yiddish-speaking Jews, or for Chinese or Hindu-speaking immigrants...

"The NYPD’s Hate Crime Task Force is visiting the city’s mosques, as well as proposed mosques near Ground Zero and in Brooklyn, to conduct “awareness sessions." Anyone who asks will receive a “security analysis” for their place of worship, Kelly said."

"There have been nine hate crimes committed against Muslims in the city this year, compared to five last year and eight in 2008, police said."

Again, in a city of how many millions of people, 9 "hate crimes" (that might have even been as idiotic as vandalism or saying "rag head") the police are bending over backwards for the Muslim community, and bending over backwards particularly to show sensitivity for their plan to have a shrine to radical Islam right at Ground Zero.

We are screwed.

Antisemitism Down, ADL Still Fighting With Last Breath for Phoney Baloney Jobs

If you actually read the statistics, they are hardly 'alarming'.

There were supposedly 1,211 incidents of vandalism, harassment and physical assaults against Jewish people, property and institutions in 2009.

Sorry to say this, but big f*cking deal.

How many people are there in the United States? And how many days are there in a year?

Non Unionized Workers Hired in California Due to Financial Crisis

Heh.

July 27, 2010

Welcome Moose and Squirrel Readers!

Thanks for linking and welcome!

Stupid Effing Dhimmis

When will the grovelling end?

"Let Them Eat Tapas"

A quaint mother-daughter vacation with 30 rooms in Spain booked for her highness....

One of the Saddest Articles Today

This article documents how a little girl in the UK was slowly and painfully murdered by her family because social workers were more worried about their careers than her life.

I don't know if anyone has lost their job-but a little girl lost her life.

They were intimidated by the girl's murderous mother, probably deferring to 'cultural' sensitivities, etc...

Rest in peace little Khyra.

Real Human Rights Concern for Brits

Cheap travel.

Not kidding.

David Cameron Disappoints

That didn't take long. Douche.

Mysterious Explosion in Malmo Synagogue.

Police baffled.

Great News: Hamas Considering "Draft" for Gaza.

There can never be too many armed "militants" in Palllystoyyyn.

July 26, 2010

Great News: Scotland Offers Pole Dancing Classes for Six Year Olds

What could possibly be wrong with that?

Socialized Medicine

As my friend Kathy points out-it's called "wait times" here, but it really means 'rationalized' care.

Compare, though:

Immediate MRIs are available in Canada here. Also here.

Worst "Mourning" Sister EVAH?

This is just super scummy.

Good.

Heh.

Great News: Head of Britain's Police "Muslim Forum" A Terrorist Sympathizer

Stupid, dhimmi fools.

The Evil, Rotten Dawa at Ground Zero

A good read from Andrew McCarthy at the NRO.

I usually quite enjoy his articles, but his latest book on jihad is a bit dull and has a lot of rehashed information.

I'm usually immune to being depressed about jihad and dawa, it tends to bring out my fighting spirit. But that's what's missing (so far) from his book.

The UK is Screwed: Face Veils and Criminality Version

So, a British politician decides that the face veils are not terribly British after all, and mounts a public campaign against them.

Guess who ends up being the potential criminal?

My Idiot People: Financing Our Murderers

Here, Herr Hitler-some mad money for you....

Oh Forgoodnessssake

This is another attempt to feminize men.

ARGH.

Shut up already. It's bad enough to hear women moan about bad hair days, the endless birth stories ("I was in labour for eight bazillion hours, my epidural went here, the enema-yes I took it...") and the fat day whining....

July 22, 2010

Blog-Cation

Family stuff...no posts till Monday!

Elena Kagan, Barack Obama and the American Establishment

A very comprehensive essay that I spotted on NRO, from the Lawyers, Guns & Money blog.

Eurabia is Doomed

More disaffected youth, trying to work out their feelings.

The Vast Left Wing Media Conspiracy

Nothing too new in this-but the question is, will it matter?

Probably not. Journalists-our smug, moral superiors will continue to lead the public with leftist, "progressive" propaganda. This is just confirmation of our gut feeling.

One in Four

A new statistic celebrating diversity.

July 21, 2010

The Four Scariest Words in the English Language?

"Take care of THIS!"

Meet the Most Dangerous Mountie EVAH

This Persian incompetent fool is your newest RCMP officer.

He claims to have been HUMYLIYAAATED by the nasty white pipples!!

They made fun of his SIGNATURE for goodnesssake...how bad is that?

Oh the HUMILIYAYSHUN!

They told him he couldn't wear his ("religiously required") jewelry!

Is that the real story, or could it be perhaps as the RCMP claims: Instructors cited weaknesses in communication skills, decision-making and firearms as their reasons for releasing Tahmourpour from the Depot.

I think that the RCMP has had enough bad press lately that they would not be looking for more powder keg officers. We've already seen a few pretty disgusting episodes recently-do you think they are looking for more bad apples?

So, who cares that we will have (another?) moronic officer with bad communication skills who can't make good decisions or properly and safely handle a firearm?

That's not what's important. The important thing is that this new recruit is brown and can't speak English and that his feelings are not hurt.

Celebrate diversity! We're screwed!

The Glories of Andalusia!

Three words: "Muslim birthrate soars".

Why the Silence on Palestinians in Arab Countries?

Because there are no JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS to blame.

Massive, Stinking Taqiya Dump

Total crud.

Read if you can stomach it.

Really, Truly Good News.

Finally, some good news.

Meet the new anti-libel law of America.

July 20, 2010

Hurt Feelings = Ka-Ching!

I think I'm in the wrong line of work. Or have the wrong gender, or should question my gender or something.

This is nice work if you can get it.

VDH: Pity the Post Modern Elites

Have I mentioned how much I adore Victor Davis Hanson?

This is a fantastic read.

"Sheer Stupidity" To Ignore the Religious Element of Muslim Terror

Good blog post by very learned Rabbi.

Most of the comments are "la la la, I am not listening" or "it's all BOOOOOSH'S fault", that type of thing.

How did this post get past the censors? Weird.

Good Luck With This Ad Campaign

Mo believed in women's rights?

Wow. That's news to me. And I guess since the gals are considered women from age 9, you get a long life full of "rights".

Fantastic.

July 19, 2010

Fantastic News for Conrad Black

Conrad Black granted bail.

I hope this is the beginning of the end of his nightmare. I am so happy for Mr. Black. I have always believed that this was a serious miscarriage of justice and have said so in e-mails to Mr. Black himself.

This is fantastic. I hope the whole case against him falls apart completely.

No Bong for You!

No joy in Islam.

Counter Terror Measures Alienate Muslims or Something

Dhimmis.

Racist Nation Threatens to Ban Face Veils!

Islamophobic!!!

WaPo Admits Radio Silence on Black Panther Story

Better late than never?

Imagine that.

White Christian men statistically more persecuted for "hate speech" in Britain than other groups.

What would we do without research?

Celebrate Diversity!

The canine jihad reaches the UK.

Surprised it took this long...What's more important anyway? Letting blind people get around safely and with dignity or Muslim's feelings and sharia?

Eh-don't answer that.

July 16, 2010

The Zionazis! Nasty JOOOOS!

They are killing us!

HALP US poor Palestinians!

Help end the OCCUPAYSHUN!!

We are suffering!!!

Best Cover of "Hey Jude" EVAH?

Big Brother

Lives in Europe.

Thanks for the Job Offer...

But I prefer the dole.

Muslims Threaten to "Leave" Facebook

ZZZZ.

Inshallah.

Life is Cheap

If you are a female, "rebellious" Muslim teenager in Canada.

July 15, 2010

Islam: Unmentionable in Washington, DC

How did this one get past the editors at The New Republic?

Shocking.

Eurabia is Doomed

No crosses for you, uppity dhimmis.

He Thinks We Are Dumb

Of course he does. Duh.

The Media is the Enemy

The mealy mouthed media takes a principled stand.

My Kind of Brit

Yay!

Finally, a British person who is not a craven loser dhimmi!

Actually, there are a few like Melanie Phillips and Julie Burchill and a couple others here and there.

But I like this dude.

July 14, 2010

Queen of Jordan Refuses to Allow Hebrew Translation of Kids Book

On tolerance.

American Navy Priority: Diversity

Silly me.

thought it was-oh I don't know, protecting America and American strategic interests or something.

It's apparently DIVERSITY!

Oh Mah Gawd

OK, seriously-is this not the ultimate in "cultural accommodation"?

It's not bad enough that we are expected to change our way of life for sharia etc...we must now even shit like them?

Behold-the culturally sensitive Squat Toilet-oh sorry "Nile Pans".

Gimme a friggin break!

And how, might you ask, did this process move along?

"I have the answer for that.

"The decision to install pans in the ladies and gents toilets came about after centre management attended a cultural training course with community activist Ghulam Rasul Shahzad."

"The retired Rochdale Council training officer runs courses for the police and other organisations about cultural understanding and community cohesion. "

Wow-I didn't know that in order to understand other cultures you have to poop and pee like them!?!

"Mr Shahzad took the centre manager Lorenzo O'Reilly and his team on a tour around Central Mosque, including a look at its toilets, as part of the course."

Look how us Muslims pee and poo! Aren't we superior!?!

This is unreal.

The Food is Terrible, the Service Even Worse

What does it take to get good help and good food around these parts?

Celebrate "Asian" Culture in the UK

And diversity, too.

Speaking of Transexuals With Issues..

I don't often speak of them, I find the whole thing rather sick and boring.

However, this story deserves comment.

All I would like to say is that it is likely that this disgusting excuse for a human being and the judge would not be safe around me.

That is all.

Self Mutilators May, Just May, Have Other "Issues"

Great find from Jawa.

All Roads Meet

At Jew-hate junction.

July 13, 2010

When Public Consultations Go Horribly Wrong!

Heh!

Welcome Pundit and Pundette Readers.

Check out their nifty site.

Wackademia

Useless, bogus degrees and "studies".

Grovelling, Nauseating Dhimmi Brits

Keep digging lower and lower to accommodate their new Islamic overlords.

Glories of Sharia: More Saudi Wives Edition

Don't stop till you get enough!

Don't Get Sick in Britain

One day late?

"It's the Demographics, Stupid".

New stat: 1 in 5.

Read it.

Remember it.

Human Rights in the UK

The right to luxury housing on the taxpayer's dime for asylum seekers.

Euthanasia Alert

A blink of an eye from death.

July 12, 2010

Contacts in London, Ontario or Kichener/Waterloo/Cambridge

I know a nice couple who are looking for work-she's in customer service and he's in marketing/sales.

I'll be getting their CVs tomorrow, but if anyone reading this has any contacts in the area, please send me an e-mail and I will put you together.

Now I'm Shocked! Shocked I Tells Ya!

"Sex Education Teacher" moonlights as porn star.

What are the chances of that happening?

"Man Hit By Stray Bullet At Violence Prevention BBQ"

Irony. It's so ironic.

This is what happens in Toronto's restive Jane-Finch (read: Jamaican) corridor.

At least he was man enough to put himself in front of his wife and child and take the bullet for them.

UK: Slightly Less Screwed

A little push back is a good, good thing.

Blonde Australian Shocked That Indonesians See Her As Red Meat

"Pssssst, hey pretty blondie!"

"Cultural Accommodation" Wars Hit NJ Hospital

More to come.

Obama's New General Not in Synch...

With "La La La, I'm Not Listening" policy on Islam and terror.

July 11, 2010

Muslim Quest to Make Sweden Judenrein Almost Complete

Eurabia is doomed.

Sweden-enjoy your new Islamic overlords.

Alinsky, Stalinsky-It's All the Same Agitprop

Yup.

NY Slimes: Let's Forget About That Whole "Climategate" Thing

And focus on Global Warming?

These liberals are so incredibly stupid-so dense, it's amazing.

The Connection

Between children in Israel who cannot care for themselves and Israeli soldiers who watch over us and the Land of Israel.

Krauthammer on Obama's Massive, Massive Ego

Spot on, as usual (except for how totally wrong he was about Helen "Jews get back in Nazi ovens" Thomas.

True Love: The Oooh Ooooh Mahmoood Factor

Glech.

Don't Get Sick in Britain

Part eleventy million and one.

Dhimmis in UK Discover Another Thing That Offends Muslims

Of course-there is a never-ending supply of stuff, but apparently exams are on the list now, too.

July 08, 2010

Obama: Da Juice Are Suspicious of Me Because My Middle Name is Hussein

Ya think?

You really think?

Guess Who Else is Mourning A Terrorist?

A Brit!

That's who!

From Our Bulging "Yes-As A Matter of Fact, Our Culture Is Better Than Yours" File

But it's all Bush's fault or something.

It's All Fun And Games Until The Internet (Temporarily) Loses A Steyn

The great Steyn is taking a well deserved break to take care of some personal matters over the summer, as per his website.

Does anyone else feel the massive, weird absence in the blogosphere?

It's kind of not as fun without Teh Steyn around.

One of the most fun things each morning for me is checking various web sites, news and otherwise and finding the good, the bad and the disgusting stories and then seeing which of my local, national and international partners-in-hate and crime have found them, posted them, and commented on them.

Never mind the laughs that ensue when there is something truly outrageous said or posted by a hemp-wearing, jihadi-sympathizing lefty (etc..fill in your archetypes) and the reaction from people like Mark Steyn.

The banter, the posts, the laughs and counter-posts really make my day.

I don't know about you, but I am literally surrounded by droves of zombie liberals who wouldn't know a joke if it came right up to them and kicked them in the ass.

My very presence and existence offends them!

Luckily, as a "Community Organizer", I routinely bring together a crew of local members of the VRWC here in Toronto for lunches and lectures and whatnot.

Not everyone has that locally, so they must turn to the internet (thanks, ALGORE!!!).

All this is to say that I believe most of us haters feel a special affinity with Mark Steyn and see him as a real leader in the battle for western civilization.

We're like members of a secret club with no membership, without the secret handshake, and we all do what we can through our actions and words and blogs and books.

All this is to say that I hope Teh Steyn gets his well deserved rest and is able to attend to all his offline matters peacefully and successfully.

We miss you!

Great News: Another Obama First

First transgendered people in Administration.

Yay!

Saw this in another excellent article by Robin Of Berkeley-A Recovering Liberal on the Left Coast.

Read this entire article: The Left's Abuse and Use of Children.

I think that a lot of lefties have totally mentally retarded development in terms of their sexuality.

They seem to find it hard to get beyond sexual pleasure and into the realm of any other kind of joy in life.

It's all about who they sleep with, when they do it, who other people sleep with, when they do it, how they do it.

For some of these totally immature brats-that is the only topic that interests them. A lot of them are perverts, both in the hetero and homosexual communities, so they try to couch their pedophilia in terms of 'civil rights' and their perversion in terms of 'social justice'.

In the meantime, they destroy children and nurture other obsessive behaviour in children about sexuality. They push people at vulnerable times in their growth to sexually mutilate themselves and surgically "change" their G-d given gender.

Woe unto us for tolerating the intolerable.

"I Never Thought It Could Happen Here"

Also known as the "Couldn't we just talk about this?" school of Euroweenie negotiations with Jihad.

The Good, the Bad and the NY Slimes on Israel and Zionism

Read, if you can stomach it.

VDH: On NASA's Apparently "Real" Mission of Making Muslims Feel Good About Themselves

A wonderful read.

The Taxi Driver Dad Was Turned Away From the Egg and Spoon Race

Because he had not undergone a criminal background check.

No.

I am not making this up.

Eurabia is Doomed

Inverse morality and sickening.

July 07, 2010

Blogger is EATING COMMENTS Again

OK, something very weird happening with Blogger. A few of you again-have left nice comments that I have 'published' and then they have disappeared.

Bear with me while the folks at Blogger fix it. It's happening to some of my blog pals, also.

Dear Dumb Jews

Please stop funding your own destruction, you effing, feckless moronic idiots.

Thank you.

Further to Obama's Muslim Space Outreach Program

Lots of good stuff in here.

Heh.

Christie Blatchford on the Lack of Diversity at the G-20 Protests

Blatch: G-20 martyrs: "Mostly white kids with good teeth!"

"From the glimpses gained on the video screen and hallway conversations, the G17 for the most part appear to be the middle-class progeny of the middle-aged urban professional class of this country. They are, in other words, reasonably affluent, lucky, mostly white kids with good teeth.",

"Some are university students. Some still drive their parents’ cars. Some of their parents have cottages."

Two young women, for instance, were aghast when a Toronto Star reporter wouldn’t give up his seat so they could sit together. “I’ve got to do my job,” the reporter said. “Your job? Your job?” one of the young women said. “There are people here whose friends are in jail!”

"She was actually hyperventilating, and red in the face, she was so fraught."

"Fortunately, someone else did give up their seat, and the two women were able to sit together, though frankly, it looked as though what they really wanted was a room; they were constantly stroking each other’s hair, doing deep-breathing and clucking softly."

"Imagine: In this country, a kid rousted in a riot and facing a mischief charge is deemed a freedom fighter akin to Nelson Mandela.

Interesting little bit at the end:

Editor's Note: We have closed comments on this story for legal reasons. We appreciate your understanding

Al Guardian: Hey, 7/7 Attacks Were Actually A Good Thing

So, like whatever about people being killed and stuff...what really matters is that everyone is like sooo much closer and stuff now.

Related.

Obviously you dumb, dirty kufars have not yet learned all your lessons.

July 06, 2010

It's the Demographics, Stupid.

Wow.

Feeling Polish

I think I mentioned how strangely familiar Polish culture and food felt while I was there with my father.

Things tasted familiar, and felt familiar.

People kept approaching us, speaking to us in Polish. Nobody thought we were foreigners. That was really weird.

But the truth of the matter is I had four Polish grandparents, so it's not surprising that I felt some vibes there.

I am still writing up all my notes from the trip.

I thought I would share this picture with you in the meantime.

Meet little Voitek from Crakow.

In Poland they have people all over who sell bagels from these little carts. They are poppy seed and sesame seed-just like the bagels that we know and love here in North America. They also sell these adorable bagel teething necklaces. Seriously-how amazing is that? A bagel teether?

See-that just felt very Jewish, but I guess it's a Polish/Jewish, Jewish/Polish thing. The cultures were intertwined in many ways, and not just in terms of cuisine. Could have been me with that bagel teether, if my grandparents didn't get out - or maybe not.

As a side note: cheese stuffed perogies are blintzes-period.

The Great Caroline Glick: Standing Down the Hate-Filled Jury

If this situation had occurred in the United States or (possibly) in Canada, then I would say there there is a chance that public opinion would ensure a judicial about face.

However, I believe that the UK is way too far gone to get over this disgusting miscarriage of justice.

Antisemitism and pro-Palestinian, pro-Muslim sentiments have rendered them incapable of reasoned judgments where Jews are concerned.

They have been conditioned by their overlords and it is far too late.

What Would We Do Without Research?

Children who are dumped in front of TV screens or monitors for hours likes zombies without human interaction or physical play turn out to be lazy, attention deficit blobs.

Who woulda thunk it?

NASA: Latest Frontier for Muslim Butt Kisssing By Obama

Is there NOTHING that Obama is not offering to the Muslim world?

What the hell does NASA need to be doing to kiss up to the Muslim world?

This is insane.

Europe: Smells Like 1939

Europe loves dead Jews and Jew-killers.

Makes Ya Want to Go on the Dole

New kitchens, free money and stuff.

Blech.

Another glorious export from the Muslim world.

I wonder if they date the camels as well? Or just milk them for all they are worth?

Beware the Dreaded Sharia Hairdo Patrols of Doom!

The modesty patrols evidently have way too much time on their hands.

NHS Priorities

Not what you might think.

Related.

July 05, 2010

Blogger A Little Wonky: Comments Vanished

"Proof" and "Andre" left comments on a recent post and they were EATEN by Blogger.

Please feel free to re-post.

Amazingly: IL in Worse Shape Financially than CA

Obama must have really show a lot of leadership in Illinois during his tenure as Senator.

They are in such great shape now!

Bwahahaha!

Hey, Turkey-how's that hostility toward Israel working out for ya?

Should (Dumb) Western Women Who Marry Muslims Be Rescued?

I go back and forth on these things.

On the one hand, I think you have to be a total moron not to realize what you are getting yourself into when you fall for the oooh-oooooh-Mahmoooood thingy.

On the other hand, better to wake up late than never.

Here's yet another story of a dumb, naive, Western woman who is now trapped in a shit-hole Muslim country with her kids.

How Did THIS Get Through the Censors?

Al Guardian carries this article: What Isn't Wrong With Sharia Law?

Florida Man With Knife, Muttering Stuff About Allah Forces Himself into Kindergarten

Nothing to worry about here..just move along...probably some deranged, mentally ill or depressed "lone wolf", who totally misunderstands his religion and stuff...

Uppity Dhimmis and Their Insulting "Security" Concerns Dutifully Rebuked

Mistakes were made!

Grovel, grovel, PUKE!

My Idiot People

Please, go live in Gaza and STFU you moron.

Don't Get Sick in the UK

Just sayin...

Nanny State

The real danger in Britain.

July 04, 2010

Stop the Siege of Gaza! Free Gaza!

I Have A Great Idea

Let's incorporate Hamas and Hizballah into regular mainstream Jew-hating jihadi armies.

Making History

In the UK.

A Miracle!

He lives!

You Know What Really Inspires G-20 "Healing"?

A Dyke March!

Lefty Likes Dead Jews

Live ones?

Not so much.

Buzzsawmonkey: A Modern Liberal Democrat

My friend Buzzsawmonkey is a veritable arts encyclopedia and one very smart Joooo. He also has a knack for parody. Here is one of his most excellent creations:

A Modern Liberal Democrat

---with apologies to Gilbert & Sullivan

I am the very model of a modern liberal Democrat

I've spread out 'cross the nation from my native campus habitat

I know our shabby history of policies discriminate

And think we should apologize from now until the infinite

I look upon myself as a citizen international

I think restricting entry of illegals is irrational

I take care always to show elevated moral attitude

And speak with unimpeachable political correctitude

And speak with unimpeachable political correctitude

And speak with unimpeachable political correctitude

And speak with unimpeachable political correcti-rectitude

Though not myself religious I will talk of spirituality

I worship at the shrine of income and gender equality

I support racial set-asides, preferences, and bureaucrats

I am the very model of a modern liberal Democrat

He supports racial set-asides, preferences, and bureaucrats

He is the very model of a modern liberal Democrat

I reject the notion that Al-Qaeda wants to form a Caliphate

We'd rapidly end differences if we would just negotiate

I think we should do more to prevent other nations' genocide

But if we use our military I'll support the other side

I second-guess every decision strategic and tactical

I support our troops in every way, as long as it's not practical

Our army should not enter into any foreign adventure

So I oppose on principle each new defense expenditure

So I oppose on principle each new defense expenditure

So I oppose on principle each new defense expenditure

So I oppose on principle each new defense expend-expenditure

I think that women should have choices when they're faced with pregnancy

But there is one choice over others I view preferentially

In short, supporting set-asides, preferences, and bureaucrats

I am the very model of a modern liberal Democrat

In short, supporting set-asides, preferences, and bureaucrats

I am the very model of a modern liberal Democrat

In fact, when I have shed my nostalgic dreams of revolution

When I know government's the problem more than the solution

When I realize there's no way that we can fund Social Security

With so much of our population having reached maturity

When I have learnt taxation doesn't create private sector jobs

When I stop using tax grants as a way to buy votes from the mob

In short, when I have shorn some of my more blatant hypocrisies

You might actually see me begin to support democracy

You might actually see me begin to support democracy

You might actually see me begin to support democracy

You might actually see me begin to support democra-mocracy

For the economic knowledge which I've clung to from my early teens

Says, "To each who wants it must come from each person who has got the means"

And so, supporting set-asides, preferences, and bureaucrats

I am the very model of a modern liberal Democrat

And so, supporting set-asides, preferences, and bureaucrats

I am the very model of a modern liberal Democrat

Peace Partner

Eulogizes Munich Mastermind.

Celebrate Diversity in British Columbia!

Ladies!

Are you worried about feeling secure and confident in your upcoming marriage?

Are you worried you might not bleed and be discovered as a non-virgin, which might lead to the unfortunate (ahem) honour murder?

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Celebrate diversity!

Happy July 4th, America!

July 03, 2010

Ululululu!

Let's sacrifice a goat after we make whoopee in Gaza and make millions of Gazan babies!

The reporter tells us it's very rare for Gaza men to have more than one wife. Okeee dokeee.

At least the Prolific Procreating Palestinian admits that the biggest danger to his 450 offspring is intra-Palestinian violence and not the JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS.

"It's the Demographics, Stupid".

OK, admittedly, I am not very bright-but the idea being floated around that 12% of NYC students are Muslims struck me as being totally whack.

Here is an Imam-authored article on the CNN blog all about why NY should submit to making Islamic holidays school holidays.

But read these paragraphs:

One in every eight school kids in the City of New York observes the Muslim faith,” New York City Comptroller John Liu said in a statement issued yesterday by the Coalition for Muslim School Holidays. “Yet these students are forced to choose between their education and their faith, and it’s a situation that needs to be rectified.”

"In addition all the presidents of New York’s five boroughs have sent letters of support to our coalition, while Public Advocate Bill de Blasio support the City Council resolution recognizing Muslim holidays."

About 12 percent of New York City students are Muslim,” says de Blasio, “and consequently thousands of students miss exams and important activities because they are scheduled on Muslim holidays. The Department of Education should treat these students equally and include the two main Islamic holidays in the school calendar, just as it does with other major religions.”

Can anyone help me out here?

Either those are Islamic/dhimmi whoppers of epic proportions-or a statistic that better be damned well taken seriously.

I'm concerned about both scenarios.

Is it possible that NYC has a double digit population of Islamic children in the public school system? How many kids are in the system and how were these statistics generated?

Brits Continue to Capitulate Like Good Dhimmis

Since when do British public swimming pools enforce sharia bathing laws?

Since now.

An Innocent Mann?

The science is settled!

The peer-review is impervious to corruption!

He is an innocent Mann.

July 02, 2010

"Makes Me Want to Go On the Dole"

Behold: The Glories of the Welfare State!

The Word You Never Wanted to Know

I am aghast.

"Hijabistas."

But, here's the thing.

It doesn't really jibe with this.

Most of the women that I see covered from head to toe in their body bags are overweight, or obese. It would appear to me that they are seeking comfort in food, because their lives are so dreadfully unhappy.

Moreover, most of the women that I see in hijabs, are not smiling. Their faces are rarely animated. Many do not wear any make up whatsoever. If they wear glasses, they are old-fashioned and thick and quite ugly.

The exception is some of the Somali teenagers that I see on the streets, some of them seem to be having a little bit of fun, and are dressed in western clothing, save the hijab.

I don't think that I am imagining this.

Yesterday at the Canada Day celebrations near my house, there was a group of new immigrant women, all covered from head to toe, with their hijabs tied under their chins in traditional Iranian style.

One of the young girls was uncovered, but a six or seven year old child was covered (those six year olds can really arouse men I guess....).

One of them was quite heavily pregnant and trying to keep up with her toddler in the park. None of their menfolk were around. Did that make it easier or harder for them, I wondered.

None of them were smiling or joking around, compared to the breezy laughter of most of the other parents around the park.

I'm not exactly a softie when it comes to Islam, but a little part of me truly mourns the childhood of Muslim girls, and their minimal possibilities for a truly free, spirited life. When I see young girls covered up, I am outraged and my blood boils.

Is that a sign of weakness or humanity? I don't know.

Jizyah! Delicious, fresh, jizyah.

America!

This is where your hard earn dollars are going, to festering, rancid, shit-holes of hatred filled with anti-Western terrorists, anti-Americanism and pathological Judenhaas.

There is Nothing to Fear Here, Just Move Along

"It's the demographics, stupid."

Does Not Seem So "Restive", Does It?

If the area was not Muslim, would it still be "restive" with this stuff going on?

Irony!

It's like sooooo ironic sometimes!

Even in Death, No Respect for Jews

Many of the cemeteries that we saw in Poland had obliterated stones.

They were used for other purposes.

Just like here.

My Idiot People: Feeding the Turkey

Grovelling to these Islamo-Nazi bastards.

Wimps.

Well, duh!

British female banker sad/shocked/depressed/pissed to have been demoted after return from mat leave.

Listen-I am a working mom. That means I have two full time jobs. That's my choice. I'm not the stay-at-home mom type. I like hanging out with adults, and I love my kids.

But, only a moron would not realize that when you are away from your job-life at work goes on without you.

When I returned (early-because I was going mental and we were broke) from my last mat leave at my Very Progressive and Wonderfully Diverse Employer I was shoved into a cubicle at the back of the building, with a different (demoted) title and area of work.

I didn't sue, or get depressed. I just spent the time scoping out other opportunities and eventually, things settled down and I found another position.

I know of at least 5 women who experienced the same thing-and these were both more senior and more junior than I.

You cannot expect to be absent and think that people are thinking about your career all the time. Every employee is replaceable. Just get over it.

July 01, 2010

Holy Shitzky!

Want your children back?

Submit to brainwashing.

Or else.

Google Embraces Teh Ghey

Just Google it!

Some of My Best Friends Are Jews!

Where is Barack Obama on the Farrakhan reparations issue?

Crickets!

Celebrate Diversity!

Harry Potter actress under death threat from Dad and brother.

Fantastic New On-Line Magazine Launched

Click me!

Glories of Sharia: Iranian Adultry Version

I'm sure the feminist movement will be rallying around this woman.

British Dhimmis Bend Over Backwards for Islam

Disgusting servile Brits have no balls whatsoever:

Music is HARAM in Islam, no music for you, you dirty kufar children!

Sharia is your destiny, Britain.

Reap what you have sewn.