As I put it to the gang of usual suspects earlier, this is meaningless shit awarded by pompous Canadian shit heads to other puffed up Canadian shit heads for being suck up shit heads.
ZZZZZZZZZ.
December 31, 2010
Katie Couric: Hey I Have A Great Idea!!
Apparently, one of the MOST DISTURBING STORIES OF THE YEAR to Ms. Couric is rampant "Islamophobia" in America!
This judgement coming from the woman who aired her colonoscopy on national television.
So, Katie, WITH HER SMART GLASSES ON, suggests that what we really, really need is a Muslim version of the Cosby show!
Hey, yah, great idea...that will really fight all those misconceptions that us dumb stupid rednecks have about Islam.
Now, we already have CBC's tortuous "Little Mosque on the Prarie", so that name is gone.
Some other suggestions: They Blow Up So Fast, Honey-I Blew Up The Kids, I Dream of Virgins, One Goat Hill, 8 Simple Rules for Circumsizing My Daughter.
Lori Ziganto on the "Bunch of Cells".
An outstanding, life-affirming, motherhood affirming piece by the inimitable Lori Ziganto.
Since When Did Tony Blair Become Such a Hawk on Islam?
What's up with this?
He sounded like a gutless wanker when he was in office.
P.S: BOOGAH BOOGAH. ManU is the Devil!!
December 30, 2010
Three Glorious Hours
I got my life back today.
Each of the kids had a friend or a program to go to and a way to get back via myself or Grandfather Express.
After almost two weeks of Christmas "break" (it's really not a break for parents, it's hard work) I got about 3 hours to myself. I whipped downtown to the gym and had a run, bought a bus pass for January, picked up some cosmetics (after getting some great advice) and then a few items of clothing at Zara (love Zara) and was pretty chuffed that a very stylish, salt-and-pepper haired, slim woman of about 65 was asking me for my advice about the dress that we were both eyeing. We each got the last ones in our sizes.
I also managed to squeeze in a delicious coffee and muffin by myself, too.
Then I collected each of the kids and even ran over to the library. We had a babysitter booked and were able to go out for a belated anniversary dinner.
How happy does all you can eat sushi make me? VERY.
I just needed a little time to myself and I feel completely peaceful and human again.
In addition to all my other projects, we have started trying to toilet train my special needs son.
I was feeling encouraged and discouraged at the same time. It's a long road full of small steps. It's hard to put up a brave front when you just don't know when the coin will drop and he will get it, and in the meantime try what the therapists have wisely suggested-knowning that the bottom line is that the buck stops at the parents.
So it's been a pee-pee and poopy time, with very hopeful indicators.
The final short glory today was beating the Parking Nazis to my car. All good.
Tomorrow is a busy shopping, cooking and baking day. It's the secular New Year's but for us, just a regular Shabbat.
So a Happy Healthy New Year to all. May 2o11 be a good year for us all.
"F&ck Feelings"
I just heard about this blog.
So far, it's making me laugh out loud.
I'm gonna look more closely into it-but some of this stuff seems like it's coming from my evil twin.
A "Simple" Act
This is so beautiful.
A wonderful story.
Do any readers, live in, or have connections in the Boston area?
Is there not a single foundation or social service agency that couldn't provide a lift for this family in their house?
Surely, there must be a philanthropist in the area that might step up.
If you can, please circulate this story. Maybe they can get a mechanical lift, or electric stairs in their house.
Liberalism is a Mental Illness
This is a great column by Michelle Malkin.
Liberal "leaders" focus obsessively on the minutia of life, not caring a whit about the big picture. They want to control your food input, your energy output-all "for the children" or for Mother Earth or something.
The snow piles up around them, the airports shut down and the trains stop running, the cities go bankrupt and they still lament the ultimate failure of their control-freak ideas and start planning their next control freak plan.
New York is paralyzed.
But why should we be surprised really? Michael Bloomberg is a billionaire moonbat. His moral compass is totally skewed. He is a liberal first, then everything else (including Jew).
This is a city, that 10 years after the most deadly Islamic terrorist attacks on American soil, has not been competant enough to build new Twin Towers.
It's pathetic and emasculates the entire American psyche.
Meanwhile, here in Toronto, Mayor Rob Ford is showing some backbone. To the shock and dismay of his liberal, elite, frapuccino, hemp-wearing enemies, he is (shock!!!) actually doing what he promised to do!!!
The dreaded, incredibly stupid 5 cent plastic bag tax has been officially put on notice.
It's good stuff.
Adopted, Gay Brit Explains Elton John's Recent Baby Purchase
" Grotesquely selfish" and disgusting and just a new, expensive bauble.
He explains the rules of having kids, that he explains have been honed over thousands of years.
One, that children do best with a mother and a father. Two, children want to know where they came from.
Pretty simple stuff.
December 29, 2010
"Because Every Child Deserves to Be Raised By Two Aging Queens"
OK, I stole that from the comments at Kate's place.
But seriously, who was not creeped out by Elton John 'falling in love' with a little blonde Ukrainian boy a couple years back?
I was.
Now, a baby for this couple.
Ugh.
Whooooo hooo!
If you happen to see
The most beautiful goat in the world
Tell her I love her
Tell her I need my baby...
It's beauty contest time in Saudi Arabia.
Who says that there is no fun in glorious sharia kingdoms?
"Educators"
Your moral and intellectual superiors.
OK. I can almost tolerate real estate agents being "realtors" but teachers are just teachers, for fart's sake.
I hate this "educators" re-branding.
So, now-in Mini Somalia, USA there is a "reading intervention specialist" (what the f&ck is that???) who is very, very concerned about a VERY SERIOUS problem in kids literature.
Guess what?
Back in the Bag, Bitch.
Revert Grannies: An entirely new phase of jihad.
An older version of the better known "ooh oooooh Mahmoud" factor.
December 28, 2010
December 27, 2010
My Idiot People
Tourism to Israel up-check.
Tourists are a lot of Jews and lots of Christians who define their trip in terms of pilgrimage-check.
So why on earth does Israel not officially target CHRISTIANS for tourism.
My people-so stupid. So, so stupid.
They go after the Jews mostly, and gay tourists. Only about 10-20% of Jews go to Israel, and the same ones go back time and time again.
Those people don't need convincing.
Pilgrims are Israel's tourism future.
I really wish my people were not such thick, dumbass blockheads about this stuff.
Good on You, Jamie Oliver.
Duh. Marriage is REALLY HARD.
I'm really happy to see him being honest about it.
Remember how Churchill said that democracy is the worst form of governance ever-except for anything else?
Well, I think that marriage is the craziest, worst, most insanity-inducing way of living also-except for anything else.
Anyone who carries on endlessly about how ooooh-they never fight with their spouses, etc..is a liar.
I always say that they are the same people who had babies who slept through the night from the time they were 87 seconds old!
I can only be friends with people who are truly honest about this stuff.
Stars Without Makeup!
Because you know you want to see that without the team of hair, make-up, stylists-they can be just like you and me!
Computer Down!
Just fantastic.
My computer is infected with the Trojan "Security Lock 2010" virus.
I tried to fix it myself and made it worse. Tried to do a system restore to a few days before-didn't help. Was able to run in safe mode last night, now I just get the dreaded blue screen of death-and a high pitched ringing.
I may have to wait until next Monday to get it fixed. Very frustrating.
The Husband may have someone at his office who can help on Wednesday. Anyway-again-relatively limited posting the next few days.
December 26, 2010
The Glories of Socialized Medicine in Ontario
The absolute gall of having to wait for funding for drugs that can save your life, likely because provincial bureaucrats are on holidays.
December 25, 2010
December 24, 2010
Blogging Will Be Light....
Over the Christmas holidays because I am on "holidays" with all of the kids off school.
GAH!!
I am not that great at the 'stay-at-home' Mom stuff. I'm kind of faking it as I go along but the kids seem to really like having me around. So, we're baking and cooking and running errands and stuff.
I'll post when I can, but it's gonna be a very busy time.
To all my Christian friends-MERRY CHRISTMAS-health, happiness and joy to you all.
December 23, 2010
OMG: Are you my long lost twin brother?!!!
Why this Orthodox Jew loves Christmas tunes!
I should have written this!!! Damn.
I was Secret Santa coordinator, and made Christmas...err....CHANUKAH cookies.
And I love the tunes.
A Catholic friend asked me "WHY"? And I told him that Christmas is just all good. Nice ideas, love, happy times, family-that's what is in the tunes. What's not to like?
And now-someone beat me to the article.
ARGH.
Good on you Michael Rosen of San Diego.
December 22, 2010
Barbara Kay: Anti-Semites Useful Idiot Jews
Barbara takes the whole "as the daughter/son/gardener/housekeeper/belly-button lint cleaner of a Holocaust survivor" anti-semitic crowd to task.
Unfortunately, they are impervious to criticism, and will never understand what we are talking about.
The main thing to remember is that these are marginally intelligent people, who are devoted with body and soul to LEFTISM and just happened to have been born Jews.
Yes, Jews have a history of being attracted to utopian, messianic visionaries, but for the most part-it was because they abandoned actual Jewish practices, became assimiliated in the larger culture and subsquently much more prone to idiotic notions.
Remember, they are lefties first.
This is my standard answer to everyone who asks me how Jews can possibly (still) vote Democrat or Liberal here in Canada.
They are also largely ignorant of history and current affairs, but their allegience is primarily to leftist, collectivist/socialist ideas, trying fruitlessly to morph their 'progressive' ideas into "real Judaism", or trying to prove that all their ballderdash is part of Judaism.
Alms for the Stupid
Yoga for the Homeless....
Didn't homeless people used to have another names? Like "bums"?
December 21, 2010
There is Nothing, But Nothing on This Glorious Earth
That jihadi terrorists will not use to try to kill us.
Planes, cars, knives, ink cartridges and now-salad bars.
December 20, 2010
December 19, 2010
Schmeck the Halls!
Does the writer know what schmeck actually means?
Whatever, who cares.
Here's a cute article about something else the JOOOOOOOOOOS did.
Ho ho ho! I mean OY OY OY.
December 18, 2010
STEYN IS BACK!
Seriously!
I am so happy. I was very worried, and there is just so much bad *(#$&%*($ happening out there nowadays, and Steyn having any problems-was very upsetting to his many fans/groupies/admirers.
This is great news.
December 17, 2010
December 16, 2010
Eurabia is Doomed
Latest thing to offend Muslims: yodeling.
He should have refused to pay this fine. This is outrageous.
December 15, 2010
Disgusting.
Heather Mallick's love letter to abortion.
Also included, gratuitous 'pro-life people are Nazis or something' reference.
December 14, 2010
Don't You Feel Safer Now?
"There's something suspicious between your legs..."
That's my [redacted] you [redacted]!!!"
December 13, 2010
Say A Prayer
Please say a prayer, and direct positive thoughts to Andrew Lawton. He is a great guy, a young conservative activist and he has undergone a very, very major operation.
It's very serious and he's not out of the woods.
OH MAH GAWD
I'm gonna die...
Any child that has TEETH and can eat HAMBURGERS and say "MOMMY I WANT YOUR BOOBS" is CUT OFF from breastfeeding.
GAH!! ELEVENTY MILLION!!
December 12, 2010
Don't Treat Conservative Jews Like Apostates
LOL.
I think we are treated more as mental cases...but whatever.
December 10, 2010
Awesome.
First read this. Then read this comment:
Posted by: Mt Top Patriot
Dec 10, 09:14 AM
"You are just figuring this out now? Not for nothing, I have a 7th grade education, I work in a coal mine, and it has been clear on the nose on my face since I was a teenager this country is filled with people who despise what America is, are destructively hateful of the people of America, people who know no bounds in destroying our Liberty to further their greed for power and money. You don't need to know fancy words or have a fancy education to feel this in your heart. I understand and are with you on what you say, but woman you need to buck it up and write some hardcore conservative narrative that inspires people to come together and believe in something better and grander than themselves. Because if a person can not, that person will never believe they can do more than they thought possible, believe in the greatness of America. Believe they have the power to make that choice. You ain't gonna like this, but you and people like what you once were are the great enablers of the Tyranny breathing down our necks. Don't cry me a river of reformed liberal woulda coulda shoulda. That is water under the bridge. You need to use your assets and let the traitors and treasonous have it but good. Give em hell and then some. The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword."
December 09, 2010
December 08, 2010
From Our "Yes, Our Culture IS Better Than Yours" File
This is why I don't give money to African charities.
Especially not ones that are Muslim.
And it's why I don't think Canada should take in any more Somali refugees-just one of the many reasons of course.
University of Waterloo: KUDOS
Now, this is the way to do it.
Christie Blatchford was invited back by a very embarassed administration.
Thugs were prevented from entering. The venue was sold out.
Fake students also prevented from entering.
Police flank the speaker (good on you, Waterloo police) and are not there to escort the speaker away from the venue.
Ideally, this kind of intimidation should be prevented-not corrected.
But in this case-the University of Waterloo did a fine job in remedying the situation.
More power to them.
The policeman on Blatch's right looks mighty happy to be there, too....
December 07, 2010
Nation of Whiners...
My Dad and I have a running joke that when people start whining about their various illnesses and "issues", it is imperative to interrupt the conversation with the winning "Would you like to hear about my hemorrhoids?"
Try it next time. But you must deadpan, or the effect is lost.
Jews: Get Out of Europe
Gee, it worked out so well the first time Europeans got rid of their Jews.
Now, a Dutch politician is urging Jews to leave because of Muslim antisemitism.
Ummm...how about a new approach? Like kicking out the jihadi Jew-haters?
Good grief.
Well, at least they are being honest about their being precious little hope for Eurabia.
December 06, 2010
Keep Your Eye on This One
Big money from Big Government to black farmers.
I think this one's got legs.
Helen Thomas: Da JOOOOOOOS Are Bad, Bad, Bad
Or something like that.
Looks like her comments were not 'misunderstood', or 'taken out of context' or anything....Dirty rotten Jew-hater!
December 05, 2010
The EnvironMenal Cultists Last Hurrah
Maybe they should ask the goddesses for other phoney baloney jobs?
December 03, 2010
Ripe for the Fisking
"My Boss is a RAAAAAAAAACIST!"
"What should I do?"
Canadians are humourless wankers.
The beauty of this is that the worker bee is offended on behalf of the ZERO non-white people in the office.
So, really, what should he/she do? Oh dear! Oh my!
Behold, The Danger of Right Wing Christian Hate in America
Frosty.
Someone page Abe Foxman at the ADL!! STAT!!!
Boob Job Boobies
Seriously.
Women who have plastic shit surgically implanted into their bodies so that men will stare at their tits are total idiots.
As this author points out 'the effect is cheap'.
December 02, 2010
Incredibly Dorky Pew Survey Finds Muslims "Divided" on Hamas and Hizballah
This is supposed to be encouraging?
I'm thinking it paints a pretty bleak picture.
But then again, I'm not very bright.
Irony
Is so ironic sometimes.
I am not making this up: "Imam who lectures on non-violence arrested for beating up his wife..."
December 01, 2010
Dennis Prager: SMART JEW!!
Want to raise normal, healthy children?
Stop being a self-esteem zombie parent!
AMEN!
"Have Any Men Looked Good in Leather Trousers?"
No.
Heterosexual men should not wear leather pants. Period.
Good Grief!
Europeans want to know when women have their periods to ensure no abuse of bathroom breaks.
Hey, what could possibly be wrong with that?
*PUKE*
How do you say "too much information" in Norwegian?
I also think that the red bracelet in the photo is a "Kabbalah" string (also idiotic) and not a "I'm On the Rag" bracelet.
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