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September 28, 2011

Jewish New Year Blog Break

Happy New Year to all the Jewish people.

L'shana Tova!

I am crazy busy now and will be till sundown.

Apples, honey, honey cake, dinner, lunch, sleep, kids, family, friends, rinse and repeat.

It's a marathon this year-two days of the holiday followed by the Sabbath.

SO. That means no posting till Saturday night after sundown.

See you after dark on Saturday October 1st.

Mexico is a Third World Murderous Shit Hole

No respect for human life in that place. Just none.

Moderately Arousing!!!

ULULULULULULU!!!Link

Hugh Jackman is Totally Hot

I think him and Rob Lowe are getting better and better with age.

I also respect the fact that Jackman is a dad and hasn't dumped his wife (who is older than him) for a younger model.

Anyway, this is a totally random Hugh Jackman is totally hot post.

I'll try to dump a few more links in here today, but it is pre-Rosh Hashanah (Jewish New Year) madness in Jew-villLinke.

September 27, 2011

Grape Expectations

One of my big "things" is that I only take advice from people that I respect, and who have walked the walk.

I can smell a bullshitter from miles away.

I also tend to be batshit crazy person flypaper, and have navigated many crazy people at work and in other personal situations.

I think I give pretty good advice.

Really though, I would only take fitness advice from someone who is in shape.

And hair advice from a hairdresser whose hair looks good.

You get my point!

Caveat emptor when it comes to "experts". Link

Happy Birthday, Gendercide

China is evil.

Communists are disgusting, murderous bastards.

Pity the children. Link

September 26, 2011

Taxpayer Funded Necrophilia Alert!

We love the dead!

We love to help dead people pay their rent.

We are a compassionate people!

Wickedly Cool!

Dead Sea Scrolls Go Digital.

Wickedly cool!Link

Giving A Little Life Back to the Disabled

This is a lovely story from Israel, one of those that you rarely hear about because it's all about the Palestinians and the Humilyayshun of Da Occcupayyyshun, etc...

"George had been a professional dancer in Port-au-Prince as well as the head of a dance company he founded. To George, his injuries signified more than just the loss of his limbs; they were the loss of his identity."

“I remember the first time George tried on the new prosthetic we made,” says Pilosof. “We expected him to take his first baby steps without a walker, his first steps since he lost his leg. Suddenly George stood up and started dancing. My son and I were in utter shock. We had no idea he was a dancer and what a dancer! We wish we could dance half as well with our own legs,” he added."

Bombshell Study: America Full of Sluts

Innovative advice: keep legs crossed to increase value of sex.

Gee. Who would have ever thought of that?

"I Write It On My Testicles!!!!"

And other little nuggets of rudeness, and how to avoid rude hand gestures as you travel the world...

Getting Into the Mind of a Former Jew-Hating Jew

This is a very interesting piece.

Sometimes I find Solway's prose turgid and too dense to enjoy, but I found this article to have a lot of insights into the mind of the Jewish-born Jew/Israel/Zion haters.

Worth a read if this is something that has ever puzzled or bothered you. Link

Janitor JOOOOOOOOOOOOS

No biggie!

Could have honestly happened to anyone!!Link

Controversy!

Bake Sale Bigots!!!

Cookie Crazy People!!

Mean!

We're all gonna die!! AIEEEEEE!!

Eurabia is Doomed

ZHOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!

Welcome to the UK

Please, make yourself at home.

Extra bonus points for helping kill our fellow citizens.

September 25, 2011

September 24, 2011

Britiain is Full of Morons

Every time I think I hear the sickest thing possible-I'm wrong.

Suck on This, Jew Haters

Thankyouverymuch!

September 23, 2011

Great News!

Government has necrophilia, likes spending big bucks stimulating dead people.Link

Stay Classy, Rhianna!

Four letter c-word at Church!

HINT-Not "carp".Link

Quote of the Day

"Needless to say, there is no history of pole dancing in Saudi Arabia..."

Really?

Like REALLY?

Oh no way?!?!?!!Link

Heartache!

"Still, judging by the traffic at the gay rights center on Tuesday, there will not be an immediate flood of gay and lesbian Marine applicants."

Say it isn't so!

Link

Blame the Victims

This story particularly resonates with me as my better half got banned from a dental clinic this week for having the temerity to insist that my son's teeth got cleaned at the cleaning appointment.

His teeth were counted, the dentist took a toothbrush and put flouride on his teeth. Five minutes of "treatment" and a bill for $150-.

That's even better money than Elliot Spitzer's hookers.

Do you know anyone who makes $1800 an hour? I sure don't.

I complained in writing and after judiciously reviewing the complaint, it was decided that my husband needs to be banned from the dental clinic, and the dental clinic lobby.

PROBLEM SOLVED!!!!

They also accused my mentally retarded son (who is about 4 feet tall) of being excessively and aggressively combatant.

PROBLEM SOLVED!!!Link

Many Human Beings Are Totally Mental

And should probably be locked up for their own good.

Choose Life!

"You can commit suicide in one moment. Or you can commit suicide in a lifetime of wasted moments. The number of years a person is given is not under our control, but what we do with the moments God has given us, is. If we choose not to waste these precious moments, we have “chosen life.”Link

September 22, 2011

Ground Zero Victory Mosque Turns into Pathetic "Community" Centre Almost Overnight

Bullies need to always be pushed back.

We can't stop them from being jihadists, but we can fight back and make it VERY uncomfortable for them to try to proceed with their disgusting plans and trying to intimidate us.

Ditto with all the lawfare tactics. They are scared shitless of disclosure-so that's the point that people have to fight back to.

They will back down if we show strength.

They need to be afraid of our will, and about taking a massive and crushing infidel hits in the pocketbook.

This is an excellent example of pushing back sharia by stealth.

Just excellent.

I swear I am going to raise a glass to this invigorating victory tonight. For all their bluster, and all their Saudi terror financing, and all of the leftist sympathy in the world, all they have is a little whimper of a community centre with a photo exhibit.

We need to fight back-all the time.Link

Fantastico!

A great piece from City Journal about the inanities of social planning by moronic lefty social engineers.

Nathan Glazer is "revolutionary" for....wait for it-USING DATA to show the failure of these projects. What a concept! Facts!

In Praise of Belly Dancing

As part of my self-prescribed 'have/make more fun' program, I decided to try something completely new-belly dancing!

The first class was yesterday and it was completely awesome. There were about 15 girls in the class and the teacher was amazing. The hour literally flew by!

The crazy cool thing about it is all the muscle isolation that you have to do, it takes a lot of focus. The professionals of course, make it look really easy. But it's not!

It kind of reminds me of piano playing. How you have to train your brain to use each hand separately, reading two lines of music.

In the case of belly dancing, you isolate one part of the body-like let's say it's upper chest undulations, or stomach undulations. Then, you have to tell your brain to move your arms in a fluid motion and rotate your wrists at the same time.

The hip movements are sort of like Latin dancing, except for the pronounced "close door with hip" syncopated movements.

It was a fantastic workout-I highly recommend it.

And what I also liked about the teacher was that she was serene, but not in a crazy way. And her body was beautiful, rounded-she was not fat, but not skinny, very womanly-very goddess like. Very different from a yoga skank.

A little flesh and curves is a good thing-she's hot!

Thumbs up to this fantastic form of dance. I enjoyed it much more than the modern and contemporary classes that I used to take.

Craven Cowards

This is pathetic.

Oh Don't Worry Your Pretty Little Infidel Heads Over This

As Kate says "It's probably nothing..."

Do you think "possible Arabic-type markings" might say something like ALLAHU AKBAR, INFIDEL PIGS AND SONS OF MONKEYS-HAVE FUN BLOWING UP INTO SMITHEREENS?

It's just a guess, and of course-I'm not very bright.

But you know, there are lots of people who speak and read "possible-Arabic type" languages and I bet they could translate if some pictures of the "markings" were released to the public.

Strange!

The Only Man With Balls in England

Possibly.

The UK is screwed.

September 21, 2011

The First Jewish President MY TUCHES!!!

A friend just sent me this well-written piece from an exasperated Phylis Chessler. I urge you to read the whole thing.

My first thought was drunken uncle? Are we talking about Uncle Omar? Then I saw it in the body. Boo hoo. She beat me to it.

Anyway, court Jews are nothing new.Link

Math is Hard

What's $56 million divided by 23 thugs?

Ka-ching!

The Amazing Creativity of the Florida Police Department

Seriously!

Is there nothing they won't do to get their man/woman?

All in a day's work.Link

Celebrate Human Rights in the UK!

The "right" to have a family and unicorns and free gas and stuff....

Is it Crude....

To say "Someone stuff a d&ck in their mouths-STAT!!"

Well, I don't care anyway.Link

September 20, 2011

Eurabia is Doomed

Bret Stephens quite possibly more pessimistic on Europe than moi?

Say it isn't so!Link

Show and Tell

Otherwise known as "civilization ends".

September 19, 2011

White Australian Dude Studying Fetishes, Claims White Dudes Are Freaking Out About Free Speech of Something

Honestly, this is a pretty pitiful attack on Teh Steyn.

I thought his bio was kind of funky though, apparently this guy studies fetishes. Actually, what he characterizes as the 'fetishization of voting'.

That's sort of ghey, don't you think?

He also creates headlines such as "A French Coq in the mouth is worth...".

That's much more ghey.

He things the "Arab Spring" is pretty nifty for women. I guess he didn't hear about the Egyptian army's Show-Us-Your-Pussy democratic initiative.

He also has dubious explanations for da yoooooooot intifada in France.

Maybe he has the hots for Steyn instead of a problem? Gah?

Temporary Dx: Useless Vegan Campus Lefty With Oooh Ooooh Mahmoud Disorder. LinkLink

"The Day I Left the Left"

Just FAB.

Must read!!!

'As I peeled away in my 1968 Cougar from that dirty street corner, I left my leftist beliefs at his dirty feet. His Kampf wasn’t Mein. Power may corrupt, but powerlessness can make you a nasty asshole, too. Spend enough time around “the people,” and you realize it’s a fool’s errand trying to defend them. I realized he, and so many like him, had no potential waiting to be realized. For the first time in my life, I also realized there’s a reason the Third World came in third.'

Joe Bonham Art Therapy Exhibit in Brooklyn

Worthy cause, worth a peek if you are in the area.

Art, music, dance and therapy animals reach disabled, elderly and wounded people where traditional therapies cannot.

I'm a firm believer. Link

Gendercide in China

A communist, man-made disaster.

Good article here on The Lost Girls.

Although even that is a rather quaint euphemism for murdered girls.

India isn't much better, and now gender screening is filtering into North America, too.

"I'll Do It Myself"

Usually the only answer to the statement "somebody should do something about that".

Well, you know what?

That someone is YOU.

Kudos to Howard Rotberg. Link

Civilization Ends

But no transgendered person's feelings will be hurt, and that's really what matLinkters-right?

September 18, 2011

Globe & Mail Editorial Burkha Boner Goes Horribly, Horribly Wrong

Pity the poor Globe & Mail editorial writers-they tried to write a love story about the Islamic Body Bag, but get utterly decimated by the uppity hateful comments of the stupid average Canadian spelling out the true story!

So funny!

The Burkah is a "curtain" not a "threat".

Who are you gonna believe? The Globe & Mail's liberal, multi-cult fetish, Annex Toronto morons, or you own instinct and lying eyes?

Don't Gimme No Lip, Ya Hear?!?!?!

Heh.

Toronto Star's Resident Islamic Supremist Having a Bad Hair Day

"Islamophobia" is like-TOTALLY everywhere, and stuff.

The haters hate!

They are scary right winger, Christian crusaders and Jooooos!

They are yucky-we are good!!!

Etc...All you "Islamophobes" are PARANOID! And booger faced, too!

How Low

Can you go?

Eurabia is Doomed

Euroweenie Elite Brains Are This Big

"The European dream lies in ruins"

(More like nightmare-but whatever...).

The real question is: How much is the break-up gonna cost?

Daniel Hanan on After America

A very thoughtful review, and excellent comments-worth reading them all.

Check this out (from the comments)

"As someone who escaped a communist country to the West, I can assure you communism is not dead. They merely switched their efforts to cultural marxism and not just infected but dominate all western institutions, starting with academia and spreading from there, taking over public education, the media, more than one political party, the church, the legal system etc."

"They think they're using a fellow totalitarianism, Islam as a battering ram but they're just two vipers in a bottle. Freedom of speech is under assault in every western country. Most have disarmed their citizenry, under the guise of making them safe from gun accidents."

"The USA is the only country that has a robust law defending freedom of speech, the right to bear arms and a citzenry in which a large minority still prefer freedom to government tranquillizers."

"That minority must convince the so-called Independents to swing away from Obama and socialism in the next election. As a last resort, that minority are the ones who tend to be armed so they may be able to resist tyranny, especially as they also yield most of the volunteer American military."

"So slim chance, but some chance, unlike Europe that's somnambulating into oblivion with only a tiny minority awake and voting for parties that recognize the threat. Where are we now in the process that Churchill described:

"if you will not fight for the right when you can easily win without bloodshed, if you will not fight when your victory will be sure and not so costly, you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance for survival. There may be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no chance of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves".

Well Said, Rex Murphy

The mealy mouth media gets taken to task by very smart, straight-talking Canadian Rex Murphy.

End of the love affair? Probably not...

September 17, 2011

New York Jewish Intellectuals: Another Moral Debacle

This is a must read.

Insightful and wise.

Many of these “Jewish boys and girls” are by now well-established figures in journalism and academia, tenured and heavily-petted, warming themselves in endowed university chairs, or editorializing from The New York Times or New York Review of Books. But the “alienation” of which the older New York Jewish intellectuals belatedly grew ashamed became the boast of the Judts, Kushners, Butlers, Chomskys, and their acolytes."

|They are forever organizing kangaroo courts (called “academic conferences”) to put Israel in the dock; or else they are churning out articles or monographs or novels celebrating those roads not taken; or they are performing as “public intellectuals,” breathlessly recommending a one-state solution or a no-state solution or (this from the tone-deaf George Steiner) “a final solution.”

Read the whole thing.

September 16, 2011

Canada

Full of wimpy pansy law students.Link

ULULULULULULU!

Slips commeth before the fall?

Link

"I For One, Welcome Our New Communist Overlords.."

Fareed Zakaria totally pumped about the Chinese owning Europe in addition to America.

Seriously-what could possibly be wrong with that?Link

Bonne Chance

With this plan...

Related. LinkLink

Great News: British Taxpayers Now Supporting Sharia Based Educational Institutes

What could possibly be wrong with that?

September 15, 2011

The UK Is Full of Mental People

The littlest racists ever EVAH EVAH???

Clearly, none of these faggy, humourless lesbo, soooper-sensitive, sniveling lefty pansy pricks have a life...

Nicest Story of the Day

Proving once and for all that even though the Fonz may have jumped the shark, Henry Winkler sure hasn't.

DUDE!

Link

You Know the Hole to Put It!

So funny. Yes, I know it's stupid. I don't care.

It's fun!

NY Times Discovers Jewish Anti-Obama Tide

If they are writing about it, you know it's getting hard to ignore.

Actual Good News

Nicely played, Queen Elizabeth!

Eurabia is Doomed

That is all. Link

September 14, 2011

How do you say "Head for the Hills" in Greek?

Opa! Link

Why Obama is Losing the Jewish Vote

This is a pretty good long article.

My answer is more simple, but then again-I'm not very bright.

Obama is losing the Jewish vote (THANK YOU LORD) because some moron Jews have started to wake up and realize that he is a Jew-hating, Israelhating POS, "post-American", socialist idiot, who is not very bright, chippy and unqualified for high office, and that-while not Muslim-sympathizes more with the Muslim world than the western world.

"Definitely"

"I would have had an abortion."Link

OMG ULULULULULULU

Moderately arousing!!!!!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Some non-moonbat Israeli musika to celebrate: Hadag Nachash, "We're Not Friarim" (We're Not SUCKERS!!!)!!

Link

Duh!

I mean really-duh!

My kids learned at a very early age that they were not going to be on the receiving end of endless supplies of commercial crud.

"Mummy, can I get that?"

"That" being some useless piece of shit on television.

"No, sweetie-remember we talked about what that is, right?"

"Right, crap, Mummy."

I hate stuff. I hate the pursuit of stuff. Stuffologists.

So many pathetic parents don't realize that it's not about the stuff, it's about the love. It's about the stuff that has no price tag, no quantifiable price or cost.

Common sense just isn't so common, is it?

September 13, 2011

Four Months, Sixteen Social Workers, Eleven Care Plans, 24 Hours and One (More) Dead Baby

In the four chaotic months of his life, a B.C. first nations baby had 16 social workers and 11 different plans for his care. He died in a crib without a mattress, in the custody of a relative with a troubling history. Yet his death was not considered suspicious, and 24 hours would pass before anyone saw the need to investigate.”

“We’re From the Government, And We’re Here to Help You…”

This is a frightening statement, and a statist concept from hell. "The government" is the last group of individual feckless persons that you should entrust with the life of a child. I usually try to protect myself from “child welfare” stories gone awry. But they are everywhere.

It’s one thing when parents abuse their own flesh and blood-this is a horrific happening and personally, I am unable to process it. Like most mothers, having had life grow inside my own body, I have to say that I would both kill, and kill for my children. It’s hard for most normal westerners therefore to understand the cult of child sacrifice of the Palestinian Islamic death cult.

It’s a whole other nightmare when people who get paid, by taxpayers’ money, to “look after” children at risk. Ostensibly, this is their professional calling. So why is it that the children are bleeding, crying, howling and dying in “protective” care, over and over? Let’s read about the latest case of government coming to help children.

The Top Official Child Protection Mandarin of B.C wrote a report! This is sort of like a strongly worded memo, but longer.

What was her conclusion?

“The ball was dropped across the system,”

The ball was dropped. Not “a child is dead”. Just a ball. Dropped.

Carry on.

In the four chaotic months of his life, a B.C. first nations baby had 16 social workers and 11 different plans for his care. He died in a crib without a mattress, in the custody of a relative with a troubling history. Yet his death was not considered suspicious, and 24 hours would pass before anyone saw the need to investigate.

Moreover, there is the unwillingness to look at the culture of alcoholism and abuse that pervades the First Nations, and actually blame the perpetrators for their own destructive, addiction-riddled lives. There are only “healing circles” and no real punishments or incentives to change.

Ms. Top Official Child Protection Mandarin of B.C further notes that:

“We need to start talking about what this child needed. This child never got to grow up to know his culture and his community and his language.”

How utterly obscene.

This wretched excuse of a human suggests that more than life itself-a human infant’s “right” to food, shelter and loving arms it is more tragic that the “dropped ball” never knew native culture, community and language.

The mother admitted she was unfit to take care of her baby.

What followed?

"Yet another relative was found to act as caregiver. This caregiver had 14 criminal convictions and had her own children removed from her care. None of that came up during the swift family court hearing where she was granted custody, because ministry social workers did not attend the hearing."

I would say shame on the social workers, but they have no shame.

In the four chaotic months of his life, a B.C. first nations baby had 16 social workers and 11 different plans for his care. He died in a crib without a mattress, in the custody of a relative with a troubling history. Yet his death was not considered suspicious, and 24 hours would pass before anyone saw the need to investigate.

The putrid Minister Supposed To Be In Charge of Protecting Innocent Abused Babies and Children is looking for a solution and, hey, she seems to have found one:

I’m sure we can all sleep better at night knowing that “changes are already underway to ensure greater coordination between her ministry and aboriginal child welfare authorities”. Clearly that is the solution-greater coordination-a faster handover of babies to be killed, more efficient coordination and cover up, longer reports and more strongly worded memos.

Four months, 16 social workers, 11 care plans, 24 hours of rigor mortis in one dead baby.

These numbers haunt me. They are chilling, inhuman numbers.

But we, we have become numb toward bureaucratic ineptitude, even causing death. We are indifferent, or stupidly continue to defer to authority, and surrender our liberty and bury our common sense. Worse, we continue to surrender to the default of “government” helping us. This is but one example of the type of events and behaviours that clearly sound the death knell for western society unless we turn the tides.

Party Pooper Mullahs

There is no joy in Islam.

And no half-nekkid threesomes either.

These mullahs are serious bummers.

OMG!

Don't you HATE IT when this happens????

Smart Jew Speaks Troooof to Power

Lessons?

What 9/11 lessons?

The sad but true Prager take on matLinkters.

The Boredom of Whoredom

This is an excellent piece and there are a few zingers in here that made me laugh out loud.

I've written a lot about the slutification of young girls-basically this pop music slut drek and the sex "education" industry is about De-sensitizing children against modesty, innate modesty and grooming them for pedophiles.

Read the whole thing but particularly enjoy lines such as:"Is teen pop just skillfully marketed boogie-woogie or cynical instruction on how to be a whore?"

"Gaga’s synthpop is as infectious as her vagina must surely be.."

"Giant dildos are the new teddy bear."

How did it become so mainstream is the question asked-how do we stop it, or at least slow it down-is mine.

These sluts and pedophile groomers make a lot of money, and there are plenty of Hollywood/North American parents who are willing to sacrifice their children's innocence at the altar of vice, money and "fame".

Behold: The LinkProstitot.

Also see Brittney Spears, Miley Cirus, even Jewel-who was a reasonably good singer before she sluttified, had to sluttify to become really "popular".

It's a pretty quick projectile downward if they live to 40 at all. It's sex, drugs, more drugs, higher cheaper thrills, more audacious "political" statements and activism, more outrageous defenses of morally bankrupt behaviour, then pregnancies, celebrity weddings, reality shows and divorce-then onto boob jobs and before you know it you're injecting beef fat into your face to prove that YOU STILL HAVE it and then die.

Feh!

Link

Ivy League University Students

Your moral superiors!

"CIRCA (Columbia International Relations Council and Association) Vice President Tim Chan told the newspaper that the group was "really enthusiastic" when they were informed over the summer of the possible chance to have dinner with...."

Guess who?

Click me!

"Chan reportedly said he had not heard any concerns from the group, adding that "they're thrilled to have this opportunity."

The Oooooooooh Oooooooh Mahmoud Factor Strikes Again!!!

Et Tu, Italy?

Another Steyn of the Apocalypse. LinkLinkLink

A Step Back in Time

The way things were...Link

Duh!

Like seriously DUH!

"Many of these shortcomings will sort themselves out as these youngsters get married, have kids, enter a profession or fit into more clearly defined social roles. Institutions will inculcate certain habits. Broader moral horizons will be forced upon them. But their attitudes at the start of their adult lives do reveal something about American culture. For decades, writers from different perspectives have been warning about the erosion of shared moral frameworks and the rise of an easygoing moral individualism"

Moral individualism-ie: make it up as you go along, relativism, and if it feels good-do it, you DESERVE it. Pretty different from individual responsibility and liberty.

Sigh.Link

September 12, 2011

I Guess I'm Just Old School

"A girl should be between 21 and 26 years old, unmarried, reasonably pretty and slender, especially around the hips, which will be at eye level for the passengers..”

Tighten up your tushies, ladies!!!

Link

Things Are Bad in Greece

But, it's always possible to throw gasoline on a fire.

What could possibly go wrong?Link

Please Die Already

You disgusting Jew-hating, pathetic POS.

Some Commemorate

Some celebrate.

Hello Darkness, My Old Friend

Paul Simon and the incredible Christie Blatchford on the darkness.

September 11, 2011

Let's Roll-Remembered

A 9/11 Miracle Today

Thank you Lord for returning this beautiful boy to his family.

Remember 9/11

I can't think of too many fine words to say on this day.

I can barely watch the videos, and read about the victims without crying-as it should be.

I can only say that I will never forget and I will never forgive.

I was particularly upset with the sensationalism of the "coverage" of the 10th anniversary.

It's not a day of service, and people weren't "lost" in that day.

Nobody "lost" their children and parents, and loved ones.

They were murdered by Muslim terrorists.

Canada's allegedly non-lefty newspaper, published an entire supplement about 9/11 and the words "Muslim" and "Islam" were nowhere to be f0und. I bet the entire editorial board gave themselves double plus high fives for that-and using the mealy-mouthed "Islamist" instead.

This is part of the reason we are losing the war.

So far, Mark Steyn has most accurately captured what I've been feeling, and I urge you to read this piece.

Here are some thoughts from a friend of mine in California, who goes by the internet name of TalkinKamel.

The Kamel gets it.

"Here, in my hometown, they're treating it almost like something to celebrate! They're having a street festival, a pie eating contest, a big band celebration on Lancaster Blvd., and, of course, numerous interfaith meetings. . . excuse me, I have to go puke!

Who ever knew being attacked and having our citizens massacred could be so much FUN! Oh, and go do some community service, which will make Obama happy, and show you're not just a mean ol' hatey-hating-hater, who'se going to participate in the dread Moslem backlash, which hasn't happened yet, but ya never know, it just might, any day now. . . .

And let's all cry, and fall into each other's arms, and put up candles and teddy bears and talk about "tragedy" (as opposed to "Act of War") and blubber on about what we lost that day which will hot only facilitate healing, but will convince our enemies, once and for all, that we really are nothing but a pack of spineless crybabies, who can't take a hit.

So. Sick. Of. It. All.

On September 10th, I'll be participating in a Relay for Life, to help a friend of mine. But, on 9/11, I'll pack it up, go to church and mourn and pray for the victims of 9/11 (It's the Feast of the Holy Cross---I don't mind celebrating Jewsus on this day; among other things, it must piss of Allah!)

I'd say I'd get mad---but I'm already mad! Have been, for the past 10 years.

God help us all, I really am getting so sick of it!

(Oh, my home town is having a car show, too---did I leave that out! 'Cuz nothing says "We lost 3,000 of our people on 9/11!" like a pink 50's cadillac, with fuzzy dice dangling from the rear-view mirror!) "

September 09, 2011

"We're From the Government..."

And we're here to have a gooooooooooooooood time, baby!

The Pussification of Men Continues

Alright, two people have now sent me this revolting article from the Wall Street Journal about all of the most recent examples of pushing women's "stuff" onto men, and trying to make normal, heterosexual males into navel-gazing, waxed, buffed and shiny homosexuals.

So, let's go over some of this crud.

I think I speak for a lot of women when I say that I would never, ever, and I mean EVER EVAH EVAH go near a man that spent more time and/or money on his hair or facial cream routines than a woman.

Like ever!

Men do not get to carry "purses", or "murses". All they get is a bag, and there are different kinds of bags that are acceptable.

Courier bags are a good choice, and so are briefcases. No backpacks to work.

Men who over-wax themselves are disgusting. It is not natural or manly to have a totally waxed chest. It is not normal for men to wear make-up and to have shiny complexions.

Women who have convinced themselves that this is normal have been swallowing a steady diet of emasuclation theory from feminists and from the gayhad lobby.

Now-here is the caveat, men-you listening?

There are personal grooming issues that you MUST address, but not obsess about.

For example, men-please do take a look at your nose hairs and get someone to see if you have an ear hair problem. These are turn offs, and easily treatable issues.

Also, take a look at your eyebrows-if they are unruly, they can be trimmed-by your barber when you get a haircut. It's not a big deal to manage, it's a big deal for women when they are unsightly, hairy little caterpillars.

Men are at a disadvantage because these issues are (correctly) not discussed among male friends. So, you can either read about it on line or ask a female friend or the wife (more risky) or girlfriend, sister, etc..

Make sure if you are consulting with a woman on these issues, that she actually LIKES MEN. Seems obvious, but some people just don't get this point. There are many women who hate men, so they will therefore not help you look more masculine. That's what they hate about you.

Men should not wear nail polish ever in their entire lifetime, thankyouverymuch. Men can have pedicures, though-but not manicures. We want your hands manly but your feet shouldn't be gross. Feet are gross enough on their own.

Pantyhose are a damned PRISON for the legs unless they are for purely decorative purposes-and we women know how to work that.

Men shouldn't go anywhere near these things unless they are starring in the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

WTF are "manties"? It's boxers or briefs for men, and men-please just don't get the light coloured ones-IF YOU GET MY DRIFT.

This has been a complimentary heterosexual man-boost Public Service Announcement. Don't believe the hype and the "trends" of morons trying to increasingly wussify and pussify men.

Don't shave tomorrow, either.

And crack open a beer for chrisssake.

You're welcome. Link

Don't Get Sick in the UK

Not evah! EVAH!Link

September 08, 2011

Totally Cool!

Foster: Lost in paradigm space with Keynes

"Not enough virgins..."

LOL! How often that lament must be heard all over the world nowadays!

Alas, this is not an article about virgins per se-but it's a great little visual nugget...

"Just as carbon-dioxide theory dominates “official” climate science, so Keynesian theory dominates “official” economic policy. These theories are fiercely defended for the same reason that the geocentric universe and biblical creation were supported by “the authorities;” without them, their authority and power would disappear."

"Economic paradigms are complicated and muddled because people have no intuitive understanding of economics. What understanding they do have tends to be polluted by moral assumptions, which are fondly cultivated by politicians."

"This view of economics is analogous to certain ancient civilizations’ belief that the return of crops/seasons required human sacrifice. How could you doubt the efficacy of such policies? Didn’t the seasons return after the virgins were sacrificed? Bad crop? Not enough virgins!"

"Similarly, some leading authorities maintain that if Keynesian stimulus hasn’t worked, it’s because there wasn’t enough of it. Nobel economist Paul Krugman says that stimulus would have worked if it had been twice as big. Not enough virgins."

There is no empirical proof that stimulus work-and this is to the benefit of the socialists.

We're screwed.

Welcome to Socialized Medicine

Also known as death panels. Link

The UK Is Screwed

Do you go to fitness classes run by fat, muffin-top blubber faces?

Do you get your hair cut and styled by ugly, frumpy people with bad hair?

Do you go to a therapist who has been married 8 times and has gender/mother/father/goldfish issues?

These are issues of judgement. I am very, very selective about the people that I take advice from.

That is not to say I only listen to allegedly "perfect" people. No.

I want the proof in the pudding.

I'll listen to the advice of parents who have weathered a storm with their children.

I'll listen to career advice from someone who, like me-has been bounced out of a job more than a few times in life.

I'll take fitness advice from people who respect their bodies and make-up advice from the gals who work in the business.

What I will not do is look to an idiot government busybody bureaucrat to give me advice about raising my children.

This is supposed to be a "solution", but the NHS giving parenting classes? This is part of the problem. Government? Helping raise children? This is what the statists ultimately want.

This needs to be rejected-pronto.

"What have we become" is one of the comments.

If you want to understand how pathetic Britain has become, read the whole thing.

September 07, 2011

Oy to the Vey

Don't you hate it when this happens?

Kathy says "New Lady Gaga song, 'Found This Way'.

scaramouche adds "caught in flagrante fido, so to speak"

Link

Morons

The UK is filled with demented social workers. Link

OMG Stupid Sluts

From the comments "you may not be a hooker, but you're wearing the uniform..."Link