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December 31, 2011

Holy Crap!

This marine is one big, massive badass.

That said, I don't think selling jewelry via craigslist is a brilliant idea-nor is it the fault of craigslist that it is used by unscrupulous persons (read: criminals).

Buyer beware.

But plugging three gun holes with your own fingers is TOUGH STUFF.

G-d bless the US Marines.

Generation: LOSERS

Puke faces and lazy over-indulged, over-educated, useless morons.

"I Love You"

Devotion.

Culture of Death

"Late term" = baby.

Can we stop calling these people "abortion doctors", like that is some kind of benign medical specialty akin to dermatology, or pediatrics?

These people are practitioners of death.

Nuke Afghanistan

Irredeemable "culture" of barbarians.

Pushback.

It's a beautiful thing.

Happy New Year!

Hoping the New Year brings you happiness, joy and health.

Thanks for reading my blog!

December 29, 2011

The Heirarchy of Victimhood

Muslim trumps everything.

Gay comes a close second.

Comments here are deadly accurate.

Illinois has put gay lifestyle and the gay agenda before the best interest of children.

And shame on all the Catholic establishment types that supported "social justice" movements then and now.

Terrible, Terrible, Terrible.

Asian culture in the UK strikes again.

Fanastic VDH!!

OMG.

VDH really crushes the crap out of the Affirmative Action/"Diversity" industry!

We like!

Read the comments, too-very astute.

Curse of the Cat Face

I'm sure Michael Jackson was also told that he looked fabulous.

The cat face is bad enough, but the Trout Pout is really revolting, too.

Nuke Afghanistan

And screw any of these idiotic sucking up to barbarians missions that kill honourable soldiers.

"Winning over hearts and minds" in Muslim countries = forced suicide for soldiers, or suicide by leftist, defeatist pyre.

Stay Classy, Russians.

I'll have a side order of rigor mortis with my caviar please, Dimitri.

December 28, 2011

Happy New Year From the IDF!

Sneaker Madness!

This is about the time during my winter "vacation"(not) where I start to get a bit of cabin fever.

So I baked some muffins, cleaned up, took the kids to the library and have been counting down the days to get back to work-2 business days.

YAY WORK! YAY MONDAY!

Luckily, there was a new Steyn clip from Fox news to watch, and it was about Sneaker Madness.

That therapist lady was really, really annoying-you can see for yourself.

Deneen Borelli made sense. The "therapist" person (probably a psychologist or a "doctor" of some ridiculous make work faux academic discipline like oppression studies or victimhood studies).

Apparently, the reason that people act like animals in pursuit of shoes is because their "ids" are out of control and they feel very bad about not getting stuff they want right now, and they have terrible anxiety issues!

Who are you going to believe? The therapist, or your own lying eyes?

We see in the video mobs of mostly black Americans fighting to get into a mall to buy running shoes.

This is absolutely pathetic.

I wonder how many of them would lineup that way for non-material things? Do they line up to get into Church? Into school? For their children to get into good schools?

Is there anything but running shoes that brings out the animal-like behaviour? Would we see the same ferociousness to fight for country? For their children?

I can't say that I am convinced.

Mark Steyn seems to be trying to hold in the giggles when "Dr." ShrinkyDink talks about anxiety.

And is it just me or are her teeth, fake nails and the crazy red shiny lipstick totally distracting in a bad, and not hot or stylish way?

She's almost a parody of a neurotic New York (Jewish?) "therapist", the neurotic counselor to the neurotic masses (for a fee).

The decline of a society can be defined both by what it is willing to concede and by what it is willing to fight for.

When it's running shoes, we're in deep, deep shit.

Inner city black "culture" kind of reminds me of the Palestinian "culture"-pretty much irredeemable. It can only be destroyed and rebuilt, or can be saved through Christianity or Judaism (less likely of course).

Half Man, Half Woman?

100% mental.

Eat the Rich!

Celebrities-your moral and financial superiors.

Fantastic Idea!

I love America. I love the American spirit of entrepreneurship and I love people who look the establishment in the face and tell it to fuck itself.

This is a fantastic idea for the free market.

No wonder the law industry is going crazy.

"I can kind of see him."

R.I.P Jenni.

What a sad story, but one that ends with a beautiful baby to carry on her legacy.

Alleged Penn State Pedophile Preening for Media Blitz

What could possibly be wrong with that?

"No Antisemitism at UC Berkely"

It seems that some speech is more protected than others.

Random Time Waster Till I Find Some Links

Pretty funny.

JUST got a few minutes to sit around on my arse and fiddle with the computer.

December 27, 2011

"I Had a Bad Dream"

There are moments when as a parent, you realize that your calling was to be a Mom or a Dad.

It's that moment where you look at your child's face, or see what they have made, or how they hug you or how they smell, when it all comes together in this cosmic moment.

This morning, my youngest had a nightmare.

Oddly, it was right after another kid had climbed into bed with us, and I was really hoping for a sleep-in.

I went to the youngest's room and assured him that everything was OK, wiped away the tears, and crawled into his bed with my arms around him, looking at his beautiful face as his breathing slowly became rythmic again and he fell asleep.

The only thing you feel at those moments are pure love and what seems sometimes to be an unhuman amount of protective instinct-is it more animal? Or is that what being human is all about?

I thought about the overwhelming feeling of my own self being diminished in comparison with the lives of my children.

That is to say that I would give my own life, or my own organs to save my children.

Last night, I watched television show that chronicled the first three or so months of couples with newborn babies.

There was a gay couple. They were having trouble finding a banquet hall that would be hopsitable to them to hold a Brit Milah (circumsicion) ceremony.

Eventually they found one, in between b-roll of them moaning about how their families don't accept this and that.

They had purchased an egg from an Indian woman in India, and she was also their surrogate. They used a sperm from one of the men.

The child was therefore not halachically Jewish-but that mattered not to them.

When they were signing the contract for the ceremony at the hall, there was a place in the contract that was usually for "the mother" and "the father".

They laughed and said it should say "the father" and "the father" here.

The manager of the hall said-oh that's OK that's just where the mother usually signs.

The more petulent of the two men said "who needs a mother"?

More laughs all around.

Ironically, at the ceremony-the two men thanked their mothers most profusely for their support.

"Who needs a mother?"

Apparently they do, but their "son" does not. It was so disgusting.

My kids need their mother and their father.

This selfish couple created a life with a woman but stripped a child of the natural order of having a mother. The mother was disposable for the baby, but not for them. Hypocrites.

Selfish hypocrites.

Great News From Newly Democratic Egypt!

P*ssy virginity tests (this is for your own good, really, hurts me more than you, etc...)-BANNED.

Democracy, it's a beautiful thing....

This Is The Way to Handle Things

Dude picked the wrong place to rob.

Bwahahahhaa!

"You have to make it a habit."

Really good stuff. Finally, teachers who have some brains in their unionized heads.

Shaidle: The Human Rights Mausoleum of Canada

Read it all.

Then read some more.

December 26, 2011

The Pros and Cons of An Anonymous Blog

Inspired by some of Kathy's posts from Adam Corolla, and other bloggers and writers, I've been thinking a lot about my own blog and my own 'career'.

It's something I don't want to be an "octopus" about ("one the one hand blah blah blah, but on the other hand blah blah blah-but on the other hand, blah blah blah").

The positive side of having a pseudonym and an anonymous blog is that it protects me from the wrath of the morons within the industry that I work in. And I have a pretty good situation right now.

Yes, I've had to battle the politically correct establishment and a gaggle of batshit crazy angry lesbaneses and feminazi jihad lovers, etc...but I've outlasted them.

The downside is that by being anonymous, I'm kind of wimping out on establishing my own bona fides for my more outrageous side and an actual career as a full time writer or pundit under my own name. I have lots of less outrageous accomplishments on my real name and my real CV.

I'd really like all of my on-line activities to converge and be out in the open-but I'm not sure it's a good time. Is there ever a good time?

DEEP THOUGHTS for Boxing Day.

Thinking about lots of other career issues as well.

Last week, I interviewed for a promotion.

Without giving too many details, it was a raise in money and title, but the location was a real downer-the banlieu of the Greater Toronto Area pretty much. It was really depressing.

Given my name and previous writings, I'm still shocked that I got an interview.

Anyway, the interview went pretty well, but I had a sense that the fifty-something Wonder Bread woman without make-up who never smiled didn't really love me.

The HR person had one of those rainbow "POSITIVE SPACE" triangles on her door. And I thought about how pathetic it is that these "progressive" wankers are so insecure about their convictions that they have to advertise them on their office doors.

No other group except annoying lefties feels the need to do this, and no other groups' politics is tolerated in this way.

It's so pathetic.

What happened to the days when you would discover someone's political convictions through conversation rather than by billboard?

Tacky, unsubtle and immature.

I was relieved when I got the call that I didn't get it.

All these things together have been making me think DEEP thoughts.

No earth changing moves right now, but I'm thinking. And think and plotting are the first steps toward making any changes.

Awesome!

The nauseating left!

"...have these faux-edgy lightweights ever actually stood up for any cause in their lives which requires an ounce of moral and intellectual courage or originality of insight? "

"I don't mean showing solidarity with Palestine or boldly declaring how fraudulent they find homeopathy or saying how ridiculous they find Christianity or being rude about Tories or supporting student protests or any of that predictable, career-safe, spray-on-credibility tedium.

"I mean actually, for once in their lives doing something that puts them out on a limb, that doesn't tick all the usual green-left-liberal trendy boxes,that runs the risk of them never getting invited back as one of the resident lefty chortlemeisters on Radio 4's News Quiz? Course not. "

"For all their pretence at out-there dangerousness, these guys are as safe and cosy and establishment as you could get. Truly, they are the veritable IKEA, the World Of Leather, the Mister Byrite of popular culture. I'm sure it pays the rent – but at what cost to their shrivelled souls."

Actual Religious Tolerance and Diversity

Nicely played, Bibi.

An Entire Country in Denial About Its Fiscal Future

America-this is you.

December 25, 2011

Jew Woman Warrior

Meet Smadar.

I think you'll like her very much.

Severely Screwed Up Parents Continue to Screw Up Their Kids

How sad.

Just a disgusting and emotionally abusive couple-clearly with mental issues of their own.

New Blog: Liberated

Just saw this over at Jihad Watch.

Very gutsy, sad and inspiring at the same time.

"Have you ever read the Quran in English? I never did, I mean all my life I just recited the Quran in Arabic without understanding a single word until August of this year, when I purchased a copy of the English Quran and read the translation for the first time."

"Previously I had read some parts of it in English, but never the whole thing. But this year in August I read it from cover to cover, and then also read other references on the internet. Then I finally reached the conclusion that this book is the most evil thing on the face of this earth. It teaches nothing else except hatred and violence. I can no longer be a part of a cult which subjugates its followers, making them mere blind puppets with no mind of their own."

This person needs to apply for refugee status STAT. I wish I could be confident that America would take him-but given the Obama administration's deference to Islam, I'm not sure.

Maybe if Jason Kenney is reading today, Jason Kenney-PAGING JASON KENNEY, Harper Badass-check this out.

Mebbe Australia would let him in?

Anyway-hopefully this person will say safe.

The Abuse of the Disabled

Autistic boy, 9 years old-put into a bag-LIKE GARBAGE-to punish him, and previously as "therapy".

I am so angry at this, disabled kids are treated like garbage a lot of the time.

Please circulate this link around-the school board contact information-telephone and addresses are here.

No e-mail addresses, which is very annoying. This is the Superintendent I believe.

If you find e-mail addresses, please post them in the comments or e-mail me.

I am not letting this one go.

Miracle

Shouldn't the headline be "Coma patient wakes up after nearly being murdered"?

My Idiot People

Anyone who spits at an 8 year old girl for being "immodestly" dressed needs to be slapped upside the head and put in jail.

These people are a disgrace, and embarrassment-a chillul Hashem (desecration of G-d's name).

Let's see if Bibi has enough balls to take them on. I doubt it.

December 24, 2011

Awwww.

From the Presidential beach house in Hawaii, Presidential decrees to help the less fortunate.

How Deep is the Trauma of Oslo?

My favourite living Italian says: This deep.

Merry Manly Christmas and Chanukah!

A good read from Mona Charen.

Trying to do my best to post some interesting stuff-Jewish duty I suppose because all my Christian blogger friends are probably cutting into some turkey and stuff and having family dinners....but there's not a lot of interesting stuff on the intertoobies right now.

December 23, 2011

Merry Christmas!!!

Merry Christmas to all those who celebrate it and Shabbat Shalom to Da JOoooooooooOOOss!

Crack TSA Agents Foil Massive Attempted Terrorist Attack

Don't you feel safer now?!?!?!

Shocked!

I am shocked at this!! It is shocking!!

Celebrate Islamic scholarship!

Gotta give these guys a hand for scholarship!

Dear Dumb Women

I swear these women will not buy water in plastic bottles, but they have little concern about shoving into their boobs, lips and wrinkles in their face.

Make your bed and lay in it.

Geez.

Dear British People With Money

Please use some of your Ferrari money to buy some nice new teeth.

That is all.

Getting A Head in the New Country

Celebrate diversity!!!

Otherwise known as your Mohammad of the Day Story (liberated that phrase from Teh Steyn. Hey Mark, don't let it go to your head.

Bwahahahahahahahha!

PIGS FLY!!!!!

The end of days is upon us?

December 22, 2011

DUDE!

Good stuff: The Secular Idolatry of North American Jewish "Leadership".

Must read!!!

Great phrase. Consider that baby liberated.

Awwww...Reunited!

Love is in the air.

CAPTION CONTEST!!!

'Your religious values are not superior to the laws of the republic.'

In which I must give credit to a Fwench judge.

Dalton McGuinty, Warren Kinsella and the Gayhad

Do watch how liberals operate.

Disgusting.

Celebrate Asian Culture in the UK!

So delightful. Such wonderful curry restaurants in London!

Such charm and inspired thinking.

No Keystone? No Problem.

Thus spoketh Stephen Harper.

Hmmmm....

As Kate would say

"It's probably nothing."

So Very Sorry About Your Loss

Love, Jimmy.

December 21, 2011

Well Played, Toronto Raptors

Seriously-DUUUUUUDE!

Educator Learns That Boys And Girls Are Different!

Educators!

Your intellectual superiors!

Duh!!

CHAPPY CHANUKAH!!!

Prager on Leftism

"...leftism is a form of moral poison"

It sure is.

Islamic Familial "Honour" Murders

Pakistani families make great inroads into expunging "dishonour" from their families.

Progress!

Death Threats Over Call to Prayer in Israel

The Muslim call to prayer is one of the most annoying things in the world to wake up to.

Thankfully, we don't have to deal with it in Canada (yet), but in Israel-and particularly in Jerusalem, one is forced to listen to the nasal, guttural call before the sun comes up.

It's really annoying and pretty much impossible to ignore.

But that's the point. It's Islamic stealth noise pollution.

If I recall, it's been an issue in Michianistan. In Israel, it's now a matter of death threats.

My Idiot People

Still giving money to Obama. Why?

Because they are liberals first, and just happened to have been born Jewish.

December 20, 2011

He Was Soooooo Dreamy!

"We shared similar impressions of meeting him. He was smart and a quick problem-solver,"

"He is also witty and humorous. Our overall impression was very different from the way he was known to the outside world."

She sat next to him at a synchronized dance festival, and turned to him dreamily in the middle and "told him she had the sense that in some other life, he was a "great director."

Guess who?

Click me, you know you want to....

Who was swooning?

Click me!Link

Ouch!

Spengler really does the best job responding to Thomas "Never Met A Dictator That I Didn't Like, And I'm Smart Coz I Married Rich" Friedman.

To wit:

The existential question for liberalism becomes: If you so smart, how come you ain’t rich? "

"Who cares what an audience of soon-to-be-unemployed kids at the University of Wisconsin might think? With their heads stuffed with literary theory, gender studies, and environmental pseudo-science, they are barely qualified for the cubicle jobs they will obtain if they are lucky."

"There is some value to a B.A. of any kind; it teaches you to read, memorize, show up on time and repeat what you are told. College graduates, at least, can read the new job manual, which explains why their unemployment rate is much lower than the national average. But few of them will live well, and almost none up to their expectations."

The good news: Bwahahahaha:

"Liberalism, like cancer, is a self-liquidating malady. Eventually it kills the patient."

Defund the CBC.

Disgusting elites, partying on our dime.Link

Police "Investigating"

Much to be investigated.

The Moral Decay of the UK

It's not "just" that the UK is broke-financially speaking, and that it has stupidly enabled itself to be demographically overrun by a hostile immigrant population (voluntarily)-it's the moral decay.

There is no moral centre in the UK. The spirits are broken, just like in Detroit.

There is no higher power, there is no reason to live morally, there is just drink and sexual depravity and decline.

My Fellow Bloggers Want to Kill Me

This morning I was like all HO HO HO and everything and then I got this in the mail.

My fellow bloggers sometimes send stuff around that makes me so sick that I feel like my head is going to explode.

But we can't ignore these stories. This one is particularly infuriating.

My Idiot People

Stupid Jew.

Ignorant moron.

December 19, 2011

From the "You Can't Take Me Anywhere" File

Had a couple of Chanukah festivities over the weekend-lots of fun, lots of latkes...

One of the events had other special needs families and parents, and one mom who is a Facebook "friend" came up to me and asked me if I went to The Meeting.

So, I looked at her and originally thought that I had missed something good! The Meeting!!! What if I had missed THE meeting??!?!

But then I realized OMG, yes I did miss The Meeting on purpose-as I always do? What was it? The support group for special needs families and parents.

[Insert standard 'would rather go to Palestinian haiku circle quip in here].

I said that I don't actually go to support groups because it's not really my style, but in fact someone had invited me one time and I stupidly agreed to go because the super squishy male social worker said it would be So Great For Me and that I would really Get A Lot Out of It.

So, I trudged out one dark winter night after supper to the meeting and sat beside a bunch of other special needs parents who were mentally, physically and emotionally in much worse shape than me. Frankly, we were not on the same intellectual plane either.

Anyway, one of the women was talking about her kid and his issues and her "sharing" session quickly deteriorated into a heart wrenching wailing about how hard life was, and her son's and how things sucked and were shit, etc...

I would have prefered that the earth swallow me whole, but I just sat there and tried to compose myself.

Then it was my turn to share! Gah!

So, I said hi my name is and my kid has [insert genetic disorder here] and you've probably never heard of it, neither did I...but then I launched into solutions.

Hey, chunky mom over there who is depressed-thought about exercising?

Hey, dad and mom over there who are getting dicked around by the home care agency, have you written to your MP, MPP and copied the local newspapers about it?

Hey wailing my-life-is-shit mom, have you put your kid into a respite program?

And then I had to leave. I said it's been really great sharing, but I have to fly.

I never, ever went back, although I heard from the social worker that everyone thought I was great.

I took it as a compliment, even though to be considered great by that particular beaten-to-a-pulp crowd does not actually make me feel like a superstar.

Getting back to last night-I said to the woman, no I don't do those groups, it make me feel like shit and depressed as hell.

She looked me and said:

Well then. OK.

And she walked away.

For a minute, I thought maybe I shouldn't have said anything and kept my yap trap closed. But, I've never been totally excellent at that when something really needs to be said.

I'm not very popular with the moms in those circles.

But then again, I wouldn't want to be part of any club that would have me as a member.

Well then. OK!

I take that to mean-you are a piece of shit, bitch.

These same people would have my (normal) kids in "support groups" as well, moaning about their genetic sibling 'misfortune'. Teaching them "coping" skills and to talk about how they FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL.

My kids don't go to support groups. Period.

They have a disabled brother, and that's the end of the story. He's ours for keeps.

The idea of raising children who need outside facilitators to whine about the alleged unfairness of their lives (and to pay for that) is abhorrent to me.

I'd throw myself off a cliff if I raised such narcissists.

That is all!

Academics

Your moral and intellectual superiors.Link

A Fine Tribute to Vaclav Havel

Written by Bruce Bawer.

"In a time when freedom in the West is seriously threatened by Islamism and its Western allies and appeasers, it’s imperative that young people cherish their freedom, that they sincerely honor the memory of the men and women who fought and died for it, that they recognize the forces in the world today that threaten it, and that they be prepared to make an effort — and, yes, even make sacrifices — to preserve that freedom for future generations. In order for them to be able to do this, it is vital that they have before them the rare and remarkable example of individuals such as Vaclav Havel."

Surf's Up, Duuuuuuuuude!

Aloha, baby.

How the 1% spend your money...Link

A Christmas Miracle

An angel named Fiona.Link

Good Riddance

Rot in hell, etc...

One less scumbag dictator on the Earth.

Yay!

Welcome to Britain

From our growing "you can't make this sh&t up file".

The UK: Impossibly screwed.Link

December 18, 2011

OMGWords Caused the Holocaust AIYEEEE We're ALL GONNA DIE!!!

Bernie M. Farber and Marvin Kurz are probably the wimpiest, pussiest loser Jew "men" on the planet, or at least in Canada.

They live in a state of deep denial where the state is the best friend of the Jew, and can "protect" the Jew against bad words!

Not necessarily bad, genocidal Islamic terrorists-but bad words spoken by fringe white people in Butthole, Saskatchewan, or Fringeland, Ontario.

Since when are Jews in Canada "vulnerable"? We have money, we have our own schools, religious institutions, we give million dollar grants to institutes of higher education, Jews sit on public boards, in parliament and are CEOs of some of the biggest countries in the world. Canadian Jews are lawyers, doctors, film makers, and writers.

VULNERABLE!

Apparently, we are such vulnerable losers that non-Jews (the non-Nazi ones of course, without Black Swastika Magic Markers of DOOOOM) want to marry us and you know-have sex and make babies with us!

VULNERABLE!!!

"Section 13 tells us that we must find civil ways to prevent bigotry."

What a load of crap. This is the liberal totalitarian mindset-forcing their opinions down our throats using the law as a weapon. This is not "civil", this is not a hallmark of a civilized society. Only totalitarian regimes find "civil" remedies to condition their populations' thoughts. They cannot compete in the marketplace of ideas.

Similarly, this is why people-drek like Bernie and Kurz will not debate non-liberal Jews in any public format. Their ideas cannot compete. They don't have the "speech" (a.ka. balls) for it.

Unelected and uncontested, they continue to spout their boring tripe about words causing the Holocaust.

The Holocaust happened because Jews were systematically stripped of all of their civil rights-in a legal fashion-and nobody protested.

The Holocaust happened because Jews had no weapons and were in denial about the state of antisemitism amongst them and because they thought that by abandoning Jewish principles and religious practices-they were just like everyone else around them.

The Holocaust happened because Jews had no homeland to go to when they were being shoved out of yet another "civilized" country.

As Mark Steyn and others have pointed out, there were plenty of hate speech laws in the Weimer Republic and a fat lot of good that did for the Jews there.

The two Jewish loser men continue: "can it ever be “true” that victims of hate speech deserve hatred and contempt? Should someone be entitled to use a tribunal hearing to “prove” that, say African Canadians are inferior, that Jews are rapacious, or that all gays are pedophiles?

Yes, there are people who deserve hatred and contempt. And it's my bloody right to hate who I want and feel contemptuous toward whomever I chose.

And no fey liberal Jewish man-cretin is going to force his opinions on me.

If Bernie has a thing for men with motorcycles who gave him beer while he was campaigning in the provincial elections, that's his thing-and I won't try to legislate him out of that peculiar vexation no matter how nauseating it makes me feel.

These two guys are pathetic, and so is their cause. They are clinging to Section 13, which is basically dead!

It kind of reminds me of trying to wean a five year old boy off of breastfeeding, the kid has a full set of teeth and still wants the boob-and people all around are wincing at the spectacle.

Wean thyselves, pathetic loser Jews. Man up for chrisssssssake.

Bah!

UPDATE, and NOT UNRELATED:

Maybe Bernie would like to order a "mass grave motif" dining room set to match the oven door interior design that he brought back from Poland?

My Favourite Living Italian

Europe's Islamic Future.

It's the demographics, stupid!

"Since 2008, the top seven baby boys’ names in Brussels were Mohammed, Adam, Rayan, Ayoub, Mehdi, Amine and Hamza. Mohammed is also the most popular name for baby boys in Belgium’s second-largest city, Antwerp, where an estimated 40% of elementary school children are Muslim."

Facts are so terribly inconvenient. But there they are.

"You're Bordering on Obese"

The wisdom of NHS elf n'safety mandarins.

Arab Spring

Democracy!

R.I.P Vaclav Havel

There have been many losses of great voices this year.

Rest in Peace Vaclav Havel.

December 16, 2011

Moral Failure

I was going to just put "speechless" in this post, and leave the rest blank. But after having read this article a couple of times, I felt some of the words coming to me and some anger bubbling up.

Just when you thought that the story couldn't get any worse, along come more details that frankly made the hair on my arms stand up and my fingers curl into a fist.

Mike McQueary has testified that he's not 100% a boy was raped, but he's sure he was molested.

A young boy was facing the wall, slapping sounds of human skin were heard by this disgusting man, and the horror of the following:"I know they saw me. They looked directly in my eye, both of them."

Think about that for a moment.

"I know they saw me. They looked directly in my eye, both of them."

This gorilla of a man witness the molestation of a young boy. He looks into the eye of the predator pedophile, and looks into the eye of the child being sexually assaulted. He sees them, they see him. Now, all three of them know that each other knows about the horror and the evil that is being committed.

And what does he decide to do? The hulking man leaves the evil: "Seeing that they were separated, I thought it was best that I leave the locker room," he explained.

The "best" that this disgusting excuse of a "man" could do was leave.

Leave a boy to be further violated. Leave the evil and try to put it out of his head.

"I know they saw me. They looked directly in my eye, both of them."

It was "good enough" to talk to the football coach about it, and "good enough" to talk to the Vice President of the university.

No stopping the assault, no protecting the naked, raped child in the shower. McQueary says what he did, precisely nothing, was "good enough".

"I know they saw me. They looked directly in my eye, both of them."

As a consequence of "good enough", McQueary and Paterno continue their illustrious college football careers, and the predator continued to seek new, fresh prey.

A little boy's life is ruined-he is sexually violated, betrayed first by the rapist and then by a gutless witness-a pathetic excuse of a man.

The second layer of violation and assault is that the young boy sees the man-the man looks back at him. Now they all know the dirty, evil secret. The boy knows that the man knows. And he knows the man has backed up and walked away.

"I know they saw me. They looked directly in my eye, both of them."

Betrayal of this nature is unforgivable. Shame on all those who are equally to blame in this disgusting episode.

Perhaps McQueary sleeps well at night, still clinging to the notion that what he did was "good enough".

"I know they saw me. They looked directly in my eye, both of them."

How all of these accomplices of evil live with themselves is another story entirely. Link

Protect the Brand

Evil.

I know it happens in many cultures and religions, but that's not the measure of righteousness ("we do it less").

It's evil no matter who does it.Link

Barbarians

This is what we are up against.

This is Islamic culture. This is what the multicultists say is just as good as our culture.

Excellent!

Netanyahu won't "Bibiwash" the New York Times.

This is a point that Caroline Glick has made-we don't need the left's favours to publish our opinions. We need not grovel for these asinine publications to throw us a few bread crumbs now and again.

In fact-the opposite is the case-we can publish our own things and create new outlets to get our opinions out to the general public.

The New York Times is in decline revenue-wise anyway, it's fiscal position finally and appropriately on a downhill slide, serendipitously matching its puerile, disgusting, liberal zealot, anti-western mindset.Link

RIP Christopher Hitchens

A Vanity Fair Tribute here, but I have to give credit to David Frum-he knocked it out of the park on this one.

A Man of Moral Clarity.Link

Good News

Apple to set up new R&D centre in Israel.

Mazel tov!Link

The Withdrawl From Iraq

When John Bolton says it's bad, and George Galloway calls it the death knell of the American "empire"-Houston, we have a problem. Link

December 15, 2011

Attention White Caledon Property Owners

Apparently all they needed to do to get proper police attention was to have a CityTV reporter lose her Blackberry on site.

Disturbing on So Many Levels

What is more creepy? The fact that Melissa looks like the twin sister of her (new) porn-affiliated boyfriend, or the fact that her boyfriends trend toward porn-affiliation? Link

Jewish And You Know It

For those of you with tweens, or teens, you have no doubt heard of the band LMFAO (would advise not googling if you don't). Anyhoo, it's terribly annoying technorap but their videos are pretty obnoxiously funny.

It's the kind of music I would imagine would be good at a cycle fit class where the instructor yells MORE MORE FASTER PUMP PUMP PUMP-except that I don't do those classes because they really, really hurt your butt.

But I digress...here is a funny parody from Israel.

I'm posting it for no particular reason except for the fact that my youngest has been singing about his "shlomo" ("circumsiiiiiiiiiiized"-then he cracks up) and the other kids like the "bacon bacon bacon-NOOOOO" part.

My musical tastes are usually somewhat more sophisticated.

Italy 'Sploding???

Europe is screwed.Link

December 14, 2011

End of A Long Day

It started with a job interview for something more senior, in a different branch of the company I work for. Then, juggled a whole bunch of work things, a few phone calls regarding the kids, being very nice as usual to Crazy Sexy Single Rabbit Lady in my office, and then wound down with an easy dinner.

I know I am lucky to be so busy, it's not good or healthy to have too much time on one's hands.

Happy to be in a warm house, with lots of food and the sounds of little kids snoring softly beside me. Still working on many, many things relating to my special needs kid-schooling, camp, sleep disturbances-it never ends, but feeling blessed nonetheless.

Time to unwind.

Tomorrow is another day.

UNRELATED: OMG WHAT THE HELL IS GROWING ON JUSTIN "Piece of Shit, Son of Fuddle Duddle" Trudeau's Face????!?!?!?!?

The Bra I Will Never, Ever, Ever Buy

This company will never see a dime of my money.

Feh.

The Idiotic, Decadent, Useless Women of the West

There is slightly more to life than enhancement and obsession with the vagina.

Now, don't get me wrong-I'm rather fond of mine, but it's not the subject of every day, every moment conversation for me and my girlfriends.

In fact, I would dump anyone as a friend if they even tried to talk about something as ridiculous.

This is so pathetic.

Is there no body part, no element of human sexuality that is still sacred?

Is there no shame left in this entireLink world?

This is the behaviour of spiritually empty people, trying to fill up their lives with meaningless decoration of their bodies, sexual adventures, bigger houses and faster cars.

It makes no difference if it is men or women living these empty lives.

I am surrounded at work with child adults, men and women approaching their thirties and forties and who are still not married, have no children, whose daily highlight is talking about video games and how much they drank the other night after work.

Empty, empty, empty.

It is a horror of the west and I want no part of this epidemic narcissism and immaturity.

Clearly...

I am in the wrong line of work.

BUSY BUSY BUSY

Sooooper busy today.

Catching up on stuff and will dump some links later.

December 13, 2011

Steyn Interview on CJAD

So, I'm listening to this now and it's pretty funny. Have you had a listen?

Includes a really ringing endorsement of Stephen Harper. Ha ha...Plus there are some standard Steyn quips on gender studies, Europe, etc...

If you listen, you will also hear a full cut from the Registered Republican "Bing Crosby".

My Dad tried to swipe the CD from me just after I got it, saying "Hey-who is the babe???" He meant Jessica-not Mark BTW...

Poor Dad, I'm not willing to surrender it yet.

And so far, I agree with the Pundette, my favourite track is What Are You Doing New Year's Eve. It's sentimental, but not shmaltzy and just lovely.LinkLink

David Warren: SMART CANADIAN DUDE

Ya gotta read this. RESIST RESIST RESIST!!!

Hat tip: BlazingCatFur.Link

Academics...

Your moral superiors.Link

Heh: Don't Schtup in the Subway, Baby....

scaramouche has the scoop.Link

Sign of the Times: Dateline Toronto

I was on the subway and saw this advertisement for "free" dental care for kids under 17 in the City of Toronto.

"Free", as if nobody pays for it. Outrageous.

But check out the language/s. Coincidence?

Another Fantastic Must Read on Liberalism

Hard Times and Liberalism's Dream of A Painless World.

This is SO well written and articulates so many things that I think conservatives feel instinctively, or articulate amongst themselves or in religious services.

It has so many good nuggets and is so sensible, you have to read the whole thing.

But here is one of my favourite parts:

"The old Western conception of suffering as a necessary and intrinsic part of the human condition is remote from the modern liberal’s belief that it is a freakish deviation from the rightful order of things. Nowhere is the callowness of the liberal philosophy more evident than in its tendency to look upon ever-larger swaths of human suffering as grievances from which people have a “right” to be exempt."

"The same superficiality is found in the liberal tendency to regard suffering as an exclusively material and physiological condition, one that can be overcome with exclusively material and physiological remedies."

"In reality, there is a residuum of suffering for which there is no material or physiological cure; such suffering is a spiritual or existential condition that can be overcome only through spiritual travail."

Depression” is a condition modern liberalism has invented to justify modern man’s inability to accept such travail. A sufferer in spirit must seek a spiritual remedy; but persuading himself that he is merely “depressed,” the modern sufferer vainly seeks a pharmaceutical antidote, and will doubtless soon be discovered to have an inalienable right to one."

"Only he must remember to call his health-care professional if after swallowing the pill he has thoughts of violence, suicide, or mass murder."Link

David Mamet: Israel, Isaac and the Return of Human Sacrifice

Just fantastic:

"The Liberal West has, for decades, indulged itself in an orgy of self-flagellation. We have enjoyed comfort and security, but these, in the absence of gratitude and patriotism, cause insecurity. This attempted cure for insecurity can be seen in protestations of our worthlessness, and the indictment of private property."

"In abandonment of the state of Israel, the West reverts to pagan sacrifice, once again, making a burnt offering not of that which one possesses, but of that which is another's. As Realpolitik, the Liberal West's anti-Semitism can be understood as like Chamberlain's offering of Czechoslovakia to Hitler, a sop thrown to terrorism. On the level of conscience, it is a renewal of the debate on human sacrifice."

Hat tip: BabbaZeeLink

I Hope They Cut His Nuts Off in Prison

This person would not be safe around me.Link

Ummm, Sorry We Bullied You and Your Stroked-Out Mom

Welcome to the glories of socialized medicine-Ontario edition.

Strangely related.

Shame on the Medical Establishment, Shame on the Parents

Words fail me.Link

Hot Hot Hot!

Here are some incredible pictures of burlesque dancers, showing how women used to actually look like healthy women, with curves and breasts and real faces without plastic.

Amazing stuff.

The standard of women's "beauty" is really shocking nowadays with the advent of plastic injections and face lifts, etc..

Don't get me wrong-growing old is a bitch. But it's certainly my first choice (death being the other possibility).

I was watching a couple of seconds of "So You Think You Can Dance, Canada" on Sunday night, with the family and I actually almost could not look at the face of the hostess, Leah Miller.

Here is a gal who was truly hot and sexy, and she is still VERY young. But for some unknown reason, she has injected plastic into her face and mouth, and done some kind of horrible plastic surgery and the results are just unbearable to view.

Believe me-these dermatologists and plastic surgeons really prey on women with even the most minor age-related insecurities.

So what we get is a society full of women who look like one another, addicted to horrible injections and disfiguring themselves.

I'm sticking to my plan of trying to age as gracefully as possible, with good diet and exercise and a good attitude towards life.

Celebrate Islamic Culture in Pakistan

Such lovely people!

Such a divine, inspired culture!

Such rigorous educational standards!

December 12, 2011

David Warren: Soooo Smart: Europe Digs Still Deeper

How I wish I had thought of this:

"When you've dug yourself into a hole, so far down you can't see the sky any more, the answer is to dig faster. You never know, you might come out in China. This is the primaeval advice upon which Europe's politicians are now working: to dig their own grave, gratuitously deep."

OMG. This is what we have come to, Europeans would be better off digging a hole to China and embracing their new Chinese fiscal overlords.

This is an outstanding article by David Warren.

And this is just divine: Poor David Cameron, alas, "he had forgotten one of the great truths of politics: that hell hath no fury like a bureaucracy scorned".

Read it all. Link

Bravest Babes in Egypt!

ULLULULULULULU!!!

Long live Belly Dancing. Good luck to these ladies. Link

Cure for Teh Ghey???

Michelle Bachman's husband take note...there is a New Ghey Therapy in town.

Apparently, to "cure" Teh Ghey, you just have to introduce males to a hot female 1/7th their age.

KEWL.

Jason Kenney is a BadAss!

This is good.

It is ridiculous that the discussion even have to take place. Like DUH-you should not be able to obtain Canadian citizenship in a body bag!

Duh!

But if it has to be said-he said it.

I would suggest that the better solution is less babes-in-body-bags-immigrants, but whatever.

Mustafa #Fail! LOLZLOLZ!!!

Bwahahahaha.

The Glories of Socialized Medicine in the UK

"They are playing G-d."

Socialized medicine means that "the government" owns your body. A blob of useless, unelected people can decide if your life is worth anything, how much of a dollar value it has and who should live and die.

So, there really are "death panels", they exist in every level of government in countries that have socialized medical system.

Behold: the NHS in the United Kingdom, refusing to fund a life-saving cancer drug for a military veteran and father of two because he lives in the wrong postal code.

Yes. You read that correctly. The wrong postal code.

Letters to the local NHS were unanswered.

Perhaps enough negative publicity will shame the NHS into funding this drug.

Socialized medicine is an encroachment on our personal liberties, on our very person-our bodies and our children's bodies. It is a frightening, Orwellian quagmire that has been re-branded to "free" healthcare.

Be careful where you get sick.

December 11, 2011

In Which I Salute Three Non-Brain Dead Liberal Jews

Read all about it.

There are actually many other fearless Jewish warriors-I would add Melanie Phillips to that list and Caroline Glick, Barry Rubin also, and the unsung warriors of the IDF-foot soliders and all the undercover people, too.

Free Natasha Burge!

The thought police are at it again.

Merry Christmas, ho ho ho!

People who are offended by Christmas should go back to wherever they came from.

Shocker!

Most unelected Jewish "leaders" (or "Official Jews" as Ezra Levant once quipped) are middle-aged white liberal dudes.

I wonder what would hapen if these people were actually elected by their constituents. Also interesting to note that the women make less than the men in similar positions-another SHOCK!

Israel's Other Existential Threat

You might not hear too much about it, but it's a huge problem.

While there are many people who think it's fantastict that Africans will work for peanuts in hotels in Eilat ("doing the work that Israelis won't do" if that sounds familiar...) they have also brought with them crime and the usual issues of when large groups of migrant men without women have lots of extra time on their hands.

Israel has been reluctant to deal with the issue for fear of being branded racist-but it's a ticking time bomb.

December 10, 2011

Yes, I'm Going to Hell

By every strech of the imagination, this is not a funny story-someone died.

But really, I am not terribly sympathetic to people who inject stuff into themselves for anything but diabetes treatment.

It's kind of decadent idiocy to stuff plastic in lips, boobs, eyebrows, etc...in the hopes of staving off the ravishes of aging for a few years.

Right-so this story is NOT FUNNY. Because SOMEONE DIED.

But the cutline is funny:

The fake "Penis Practioner" has been put under arrest, for illegally performing a penis enhancement without a licence.

One can only imagine what one must do to obtain a legal license to peform a penis enhancement in New Jersey.

The French Idea of Resistance

The French rolled over pretty quickly under the Nazis.

This is their idea of "fighting back" the Muslim invastion of France: eating pork and drinking wine.

This is more like it.

Margaret Wente: Occupy A Bust Because the Poor Ain't So Poor

Worth a read.

Dhimmi Data Dump of the Day

Nothing like a Jew to back up an imam on issues of the Koran's alledged "progessive" nature.

Disgusting.

Liberalism is a Mental Illness

Wow. Just wow.

December 09, 2011

What Would We Do Without Research?

This just in: plunging necklines showing boobies attracts men's attention.

Hmmm....

I think I have found a form of torture that equals, or perhaps rivals my mythical "Palestinian haiku circle" as the thing I would least like to do.

December 08, 2011

Tori Spelling's Long Lost Twin Sister?

Oy to the Vey. Link

Don't Get Sick in the UK

Disgrace.

Chutzpah Award of 2011?

"My children did a lot of cruelty to me," says Mohammad Shafia.

Those would presumably the daughters who ended up somehow dead in the waters of the Kingston Locks, having expressed the endearing parental sentiment that him and his wife hope that the Devil "shit on their graves".

I suppose that sounds MUCH more sympathetic in Dari.

This testimony is kind of like the kid who kills his parents and weeps at his trial that things are so difficult for him, and people should really pity him because he is an orphan. Link

Body Bags in Canadian Courts

Hey, what could possibly be wrong with that?Link

"I got used to being called a dirty Jew."

"The police suggested that I keep quiet about the incident. They asked me, 'Don't say that it's anti-Semitism,'"

"They even suggested that I avoid going to the hospital."

She says the abuse was nothing new. The girls of Moroccan descent used to regularly address her with exclamations of contempt.

Meet the new Europe, same as the old Europe.Link

Barbarians

"A woman's fate is usually decided during a "family council", when the extended family meets to discuss breaches of honour. In these meetings, it is agreed how the victim must be killed. If it is not to be a forced suicide, a killer is chosen. The youngest member of the family is often ordered to kill, in the belief they will be treated more leniently if caught."

Read more.

Hat tip: Small Dead AnimalsLinkLink

The Over Regulation of Our Lives

OMG

If you ever wanted a classic example of the nanny state and over-zealous bean counters in our lives, check out this European playground-before and after the regulators got to it.

Medicaid

Helping the poor and downtrodden impoverished penises of America.

Enitlement!

Al Reuters

The media is the enemy.

Shocking!

December 07, 2011

"Feeding Ducks..."

...precurser to jihad!

Lock her up and throw away the keys!

(Liberated from the most excellent comment section...)

Workplace Violence!

Nothing says workplace violence like a little Allahu Akbar and machine gun fire between colleagues.

Hat tip: Blazing Cat Fur.

Calling All Hatemongers!

All hands on deck! I mean, on dreck.

Whatever.

There is going to be an event next month where a bunch of my idiot people discuss the pros and cons of state censorship ie: Section 13.

This event will be held in Toronto if you can stomach it.

The usual cast of liberal morons who just happen to have been born Jewish will argue that Jews are such vulnerable weenies that we need the big, bad state to protect us against white guys with magic markers who scribble swastikas on bathroom walls!

They strangely do not have anything to say about those without magic markers but with keffiyehs who scream Allahu Akbar/Jews We Are Going to F&ckig Kill Your Children in front of the Israeli consulat, etc...

Priorities!!

Censorship is not a Jewish virtue no matter what the Official Jews say.

The cast of characters who will be speaking at the fetid censorship fetish festival is VERY interesting to say the least: "Nathalie Des Rosiers, general counsel, Canadian Civil Liberties Association, will argue the case against Section 13 and Richard Warman, human rights lawyer, will argue the case for Section 13."

I'll keep you posted about the venue as I hear more details. Link

Thomas Sowell: Peerless Nerd

I think it's kind of obnoxious to call him a nerd, but Sowell is clearly peerless.

This review of the Thomas Sowell Reader (which I plan to pick up) has some great insights into the mind of one of the finest conservative intellectuals of our time.

Sowell's writing is clear and engaging and a joy to read.Link

Jewish Tribune Article on Mark Steyn's Toronto Appearance

A very good piece from Joanne Hill of the Jewish Tribune on Mark Steyn's recent appearance in Toronto.

Read it all!Link

Holy Shitzky!

Austerity moves in Spain put in place.

Schoolchildren's tushies hardest hit.

You would think that when toilet paper begins to be rationed, that people MIGHT realize that there is an economic problem.

The T.P.F.S.I (Toilet Paper Fiscally Screwed Index) might be an excellent measure of prosperity in the future for Europe.

Thank goodness no bureaucrats have lost their jobs or anything. And thank goodness, Spain has Executive Bean Counters In Charge of Toilet Paper Calculations (I believe it's a Master's program-the TPC M.A Program).

From your genius government betters we learn that in order to save Europe's collective butt, toilet paper rationing is clearly the first step to healing. To wit:

"The latest edict issued by the region’s ministry of education instructs state schools to cut “excessive consumption” of toilet roll among pupils and limit the quota to a maximum of 25 metres per child per month."

What Demographic Threat?

If you listen to Lefty, Israel is going to be swarmed by non-Jews and then it won't be Jewish so all the Jews should just DIE ALREADY, or at least jump into the sea.

We should just "give back" the entire country to the Palestinians because the demographics are SETTLED.

Unfortunately for Lefty-it just ain't true. Link

Shocking!!

Wow! I am SHOCKED.

A 252 pound pole dancer has yet to win a trophy!

Imagine that!Link

December 06, 2011

Sooooooooo Sensitive

Ghey actor offends trannies!

Apparently, they are more sensitive even than Muslims!

Gah!

Nothing to See Here! Bon Voyage!

Apparently TSA officials were too busy groping 80 year old Jewish bubbies and banning people from flights because of gun designs on their personal effects to think that hand grenades were a big deal...

I wonder what the woman's name was, or her religion.

I bet she was one of those fucking Amish terrorists again. (Hat tip: Occassional Reader)Link

Dennis Prager: What Does Adultery Tell Us About Character?

This is a very complicated topic, and one that I think people think of more as they get older and see more and more marriages break up, or hear about more affairs in their immediate circle of friends.

Dennis brings up some interesting points.

Worth a read.Link

The Misplaced Outrage of Assimilated, Liberal American Jews

Very good piece from Spengler.

Nice Work If You Can Get It!

The welfare state:

Magic nugget:

"A federal official told KING 5 that the couple likely took advantage of a loophole, which allows low-income individuals to receive financial assistance to help them pay their rent and move away from housing projects. However, the law does not require officials to verify what type of home the benefits recipient is living in."Link

Very Cool!

This is totally cool.

For those of us who touch type-it's a wicked invention!!

Wow!

The UK is Screwed

Read this headline and weep: "Almost 4m children in Britain do not own a book."(hat tip: BabbaZee).

Is it possible to rebuild such a society? I am not convinced it is. Link

December 6: Canadian Denial of Muslim Misogyny Day

Kathy says it better than I ever could, and includes a great 2009 piece by Mark Steyn which includes all of the inconvenient truths about the Montreal massacre.

I will not wear a white rose, or any other obnoxious paraphanalia that contributes to the atmosphere of denial about the real facts of this case.

A Muslim man went on a shooting rampage in Montreal, and no man in the room defended any of the women who were there.

Apparently, amongst the only men in North America who recognize evil and are willing and able to sacrifice their lives for others are elderly Israeli Holocaust survivors.

Such is life now, such is our society.

December 05, 2011

Hubba Hubba!!

Who says there is no fun in Islam?? (hat tip: Kenneth)

Hmmmm.

I wonder if I walked around in downtown Toronto with a sign saying "Looking for rich elderly, ailing (preferably terminal), horny, crippled, patron/sugar daddy to support right-wing Jew in career of punditry, fashion and lounge singing" if the same magic would work for me?

Required Reading: The Welfare State's Reckoning

A big part of the problem with the American fiscal nightmare known as its economy is that the liberal elite, now governing the country, is in complete denial about the situation.

They continue to insist that it's no big deal that they are speaking in the language of trillions of debt, or that China may well own the European economy in a matter of months and that there just is no money left to run the country.

It's not a pretty scene.

This article, refreshingly, walks people through the reality of the situation.

Americans have to wean off big government "entitlement" programs-but no politician, no party has the guts to make people down that medicine. Americans-the ultimate lovers of freedom and individual responsibility and liberty, keep wanting to take a government spoonful of sugar with every day of life.

It's a mess. Here is a fact:

"To flourish, the welfare state requires favorable economics and demographics: rapid economic growth to pay for social benefits; and young populations to support the old. Both economics and demographics have moved adversely."

Another inconvenient fact:

"Until the financial crisis, the welfare state existed in a shaky equilibrium with sluggish economic growth. The crisis destroyed that equilibrium. Economic growth slowed. Debt -- already high -- rose. Government bonds once considered ultra-safe became risky."

And:

"What separates the United States and Europe is that (so far) we haven't suffered a backlash from bond markets."

And the final warning shot, very Steynian actually:

"The paradox is that the welfare state, designed to improve security and dampen social conflict, now looms as an engine for insecurity, conflict and disappointment. Facing the hard questions of finding a sustainable balance between individual protections and better economic growth, the Europeans have spent years dawdling. The parallel with our situation is all too obvious. "

First They Came For The Fat Children...

Next: the global warming deniers, and the parents who wear socks with sandals. HAHAHA.

OK, the second one is just a fantasy, but this is gonna be a very slippery slope.

December 04, 2011

This Just In

Aboriginal Canadians donate money to needy Jews, feel that they have received enough government largesse and now can reciprocate by giving money to needy Jews in Israel and Canada.

HAHAHAHAHA! Just kidding.

My idiot people.

Somali Samosa Scholarships and now this.

The Top Five Reasons Why It Sucks to Be An Antisemite

1) POISON: Having anti-Semitic bile running through your veins generally poisons your ability to enjoy many other of the simple pleasures of life. Most anti-Semites are so angry so much of the time that it is hard for them to feel joy about anything. The ugliness of the soul tends to bleed into the general appearance. How many people truly worth banging do you usually see at the average “anti-Israel” demonstration, on college campuses or in the Middle East? Conversely, how many genuinely hot babes or guys really want to bang the average pro-Palestinian demonstrator? They might be easier lays, but they are definitely the “moped” types.

2) GENERALLY MAKES YOU A BUM: So much of your time is spent figuring ways to blame the Jews that your productivity generally suffers. It’s hard to maintain a real job when you need to be putting so much effort into your latest anti-Semitic conspiracy theories and attending all of the anti-Jewish functions and demonstrations wherever you live (or posting on the internet or writing letter to the editor).

3) WE DON’T REALLY CARE: Most Jews don’t actually give a shit what you think. Sure, there are the liberal ones who think that they can either buy your love, or eat enough bacon cheeseburgers and calamari to prove they are just as goyish as you, but most of us don’t really care that you hate us. In fact, some of us find it wildly exciting and even moderately arousing that we can literally torment you just by existing. That is SO COOL.

3) HISTORY IS A RUTHLESSLY BITCHY MISTRESS, PERHAPS EVEN A JEWESS:

Generally speaking, the societies that have fucked over their Jews (murder, torture, forced conversions, pogroms, genocides, expulsions, etc..) have either been sucked into the toilet bowl of history, or not done particularly well in the post-Jew era. Societies that have been good to Jews have generally prospered. That’s not likely to change (*waves at Europe*).

4) WE DON’T NEED YOUR FAVORS ANYMORE:

Despite your best efforts, Israel and the Jews are not going to disappear. We have a country now, and an army and a navy and an air force and even a nuclear bomb. You can hate us as much as you want, but that’s really your problem, and not ours. We have outlasted the Greeks, the Romans, the Spanish Inquisition, Russian pogroms and the Nazis and we’ll outlast you, too. And that’s a promise, so fuck you.

5) AM YISRAEL CHAI, BABY:

Google it.