Closet Conservative

"Drenched" In the Memories

2012-01-27T13:46:00.001-05:00

A very moving piece about Holocaust survivors, from a personal perspective, as they all reach their twilight years.

The Right Not To Commit Suicide

2012-01-27T11:21:00.002-05:00

Nice find by Kathy.

I did post the original article that Derb speaks of-it was a good one with the Israeli's quote it it-I may have seen it first on NRO.

I remember at the time thinking HOLY SHITZKY THAT IS A MONEY NUGGET.

However, I digress. This is worth reading!

But as Kathy and I pondered-is Derb using the "royal we" or is he JOOOOOISH?

Second question-how do I get an invitation to those dinners?

An American Hero

2012-01-27T11:19:00.000-05:00

Brave and selfless.

Justin Beiber: Mensch

2012-01-26T14:00:00.003-05:00

Say what you want about the Biebs-this was a nice thing to do.

Good on him.

It's nice when stars lend their celebrity to life affirming causes instead of their usual trite lefty causes.

Shalom To Readers From France and Portugal

2012-01-26T13:37:00.002-05:00

I noticed that there are some regular readers in Europe-where, I suspect you are somewhat isolated politically and perhaps socially as well?

I'd be delighted to make the acquaintance of my regulars from Portugal and France if you would like to introduce yourselves.

Please e-mail me!

Jonathan Tobin Crushes Pin Headed Lefty Jew Article

2012-01-26T13:35:00.002-05:00

Nice catch by scaramouche.

Read it all.

WTF is Wrong With People?

2012-01-26T11:58:00.001-05:00

Can we please stop calling them pirates and call them Islamic terrorists?

Haj-O-Rama!

2012-01-26T11:56:00.000-05:00

Screwed.

Perhaps Brain Implants Would Have Been A Better Idea?

2012-01-26T11:52:00.002-05:00

Dumb broads.

Random Search Information

2012-01-25T21:28:00.003-05:00

Hey, I just noticed that two people found my blog using the search term: Arab butt pics.

Gah!

I think that gets cancelled out by the two searches for 'hot British soldier'.

My blog, my rules.

OMG!!!

2012-01-25T21:24:00.002-05:00

Since when are nine year old boys "men"?

Why are these pharma companies shoving more drugs into kids-they got the girls and now they want the boys?

Read this article.

Nine year old "men" who have sex with men?

Are these people out of their minds?

I am not an anti-vacination lunatic. The HPV shot was the only one my kids are never, ever getting.

Who are these "experts"?

Dog Whistle!

2012-01-25T16:26:00.002-05:00

The dog, she hears whistle!!!

OMG, Newt said a JOOOOOOISH name, so therefore he is a JEW-hater with dog whistle!!

Only special sensitive people can understand his SEEKRIT CODE ANTISEMITISM.

Newt is very douchey, but mentioning Obama's hero, Saul Alinsky does not an antisemite make.

This article is just soooooo stupid. Something only a Jewish liberal could try to pawn off as Serious Thoughts About Antisemitism.

Big Whopper Alert:

"Yes, Alinsky was a community organizer who helped poor people in Chicago from the 1940s to the 60s to act collectively in pursuit of better working conditions and to learn how to function as a political block, but he was not a Communist or a Marxist.

(Everything before the "but's" a lie...)

"So why does Gingrich keep bringing up Saul Alinsky like it’s a verbal tic — without identifying who he is, without characterizing his significance? I might be overreacting, it’s possible, but if I hear what I hear when he uses that obviously Jewish, foreign-sounding name, I’m sure others do as well."

Read more about Alinsky, the commie Jew here.

Stunning! Pastels for spring-Elie Saab.

2012-01-25T14:10:00.001-05:00

These are spectacular. I love the pastel colours, and these shapes frame the body so beautifully.

Click through the whole slide show. Gorgeous.

"The Dumbing Down of America"

2012-01-25T13:31:00.000-05:00

By Barack Hussein Obama, 8th grade.

Solway: The Scourge of Jewish Self-Division

2012-01-25T13:13:00.002-05:00

Very good stuff in here.

Hat tip: Kenneth

Basically, in modern times we have the problem of many Jews being liberals who just happened to have been born Jewish.

So, they morph every stupid thought in their lefty heads to suit some vision of Judaism that suits them, and say that what they are doing Is Very Very Very Jewish.

And that makes them feel much better.

Here are a few good observations from Solway:

"The legacy of the celebrated Jewish philosopher Martin Buber and the equally acclaimed Jewish political writer Hannah Arendt, who could never forget their German patrimony and were corrosively suspicious of the Zionist project, has been broadly and unambiguously noxious. In the present moment we observe their offspring, that is, left-wing “peace activists,” liberal rabbis and “post-Zionist” intellectuals, who strive to erode the Jewish character of the state of Israel and so deprive it of its legitimacy. The Jewish Left, as it dances around the golden calf of a fictitious peace, represents perhaps the gravest danger to the survival of the country."

Eat At Tim's Place

2012-01-24T16:52:00.001-05:00

I'm all verklempt here!!!

Talk about kids first!

I believe that Tim and his family have created more jobs than Obama. Am I correct?

Ten Years Ago

2012-01-24T16:40:00.003-05:00

“My father is Jewish. My mother is Jewish. I am Jewish."

Obama (Finally?) Offends the Catholic Left

2012-01-24T15:09:00.002-05:00

Feeding the crocodile, hoping and praying it will not ACTUALLY eat you is really not a very smart policy.

Steyn on Michael Coren: Who's Off First?

2012-01-24T14:58:00.004-05:00

Another great interview with Mark Steyn on Michael Coren's show.

Steyn is fun to read, and fun to watch, even when contemplating the ghastly current social scenario where "women are better at being men than men are".

GAH!!!!

I WORKED THERE!!!

And, Mark has great duds too-a fantastic example to all the non-pantywaisted males out there.

So, let's review.

Do endeavor to dress like Mark Steyn: suit, tie, pocket square (nice touch) in fitted clothing, sartorially appropriate for your age and body type. Remember always that bespoke is your best friend-and if not bespoke, then your local tailor can make virtually any garment suit you better.

Remember that colour is not your enemy, but very loud patterns are! And for heaven's sake-now the don't....Don't dress like these idiots who have been dressed by faggy, angry men to put on shows for angry, rich, anorexic women.

For Your Own Good!

2012-01-24T12:08:00.003-05:00

This hurts me more than you, or ummm...you more than me.

Anyway whatever, my slutty daughters-this is for your own good! DIE!!!!

Eurabia is Doomed

2012-01-24T11:59:00.001-05:00

Dirty kufars must leave.

Is there not a single European that is capable of living a new version of "No pasarán"?

Mega Hypocrite Robert Redford Bans the "1%" From Swish Utah Festival With Corporate Sponsorship Galore

2012-01-24T11:57:00.001-05:00

What a douche.

Right...

2012-01-24T11:55:00.002-05:00

Something about this story stinks.

The mother didn't see her daughter the entire time? Never asked about her?

Botox? Drinking from the toilet?

2012-01-23T21:50:00.003-05:00

OMG I am dying here.

Reading the comments.

Did he trip over Teresa's money?

Did he finally express his preference for 57 sauce instead of Heinz ketchup?

Bwahahahahahhaa!

"He got injured in Vietnam."

Ahahaha, I think that wins the thread.

Toronto: Man Jailed for Sexually Assaulting Wife

2012-01-23T21:31:00.002-05:00

This is a story with no winners except the lawyers.

Parents split up, kids with a busted home and criminal proceedings.

A few things about the story really bother me.

We have no way of knowing what married people do together and how.

But the things that really jumped out at me in this article was the strange timing.

"The ex-husband claimed she delayed reporting her rape allegations until eight months later in the context of a family law dispute involving their two children."

They had a history of roughness, and maybe he is a jerk, who knows?But the custody issue is always rife for abuse.

The attitude of the judge seems to also be very unusual-ordering this fellow to see a forensic psychiatrist, in addition to the destruction of his career.

Will he be forced to take some brain-altering medicine as well?

The wife has effectively destroyed the husband-his parenting role, access to his kids and his career pretty much for something that appears to have been in the "normal" range of their past behaviour.

Like I said, we'll never know exactly what happened, but I do know that few things destroy a father's access to his children like the accusation of sexually abusing his children-even if it's baseless and proven false, an accusation of spousal rape would do the same.

The custody issue makes me very suspicious of this case.

Hmmm...

2012-01-23T21:28:00.001-05:00

I think I am going to hell.

An accomodation for Mickey Mouslim?

Sing it: M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-leeeeeeeem.

Wow!

2012-01-23T21:23:00.002-05:00

Amazing.

Listen to the whole thing. Great catch, Kathy.

OMG How Awesome is Awesome?

2012-01-23T16:47:00.002-05:00

REVENGE OF DA BUBBIES AND ZAIDYS.

Bwaahhahahaa!

Scaramouche is sooo funnnay.

Now, I know this blog is anonymous and stuff, but I make my political views well known in other circles-Jewish and non-Jewish.

If more Jews were not so gutless about being "conservative" we would have a much better world.

And that's a promise, not a threat.

Melanie Phillips: On the Leftist Mental Cases With Deep Seated Sexual Issues That Abuse Their Children With "Gender" Bullshit

2012-01-23T11:20:00.003-05:00

Read this whole thing. She says it beautifully:

Hat tip: Blazing Cat Fur."Sinister:

"It all sounds too ludicrous to be true. In fact, it is deeply sinister. Our society is being brainwashed into pretending that the differences between male and female don’t exist — in order to reconstruct society into some unattainable utopia of sexual and gender identicality."

"The dual goal is to marginalise men and to upend society’s fundamental moral codes. Having first been told they can behave sexually in whatever way they want, people are now being told they can be sexually whatever they want. And anyone who objects to this will be told they are a bigot."

"The result will be an increasing tide of misery. Human identity is formed by the union of male and female. Sexual and gender differences lie at the very heart of what it is to be a human being."

"Denying those differences to a child not only threatens that child’s own sense of identity and well-being, but also starts to unravel what it is to be a person. "

"Dressing a boy as a girl and pretending he can choose his gender is not merely bizarre and cruel. It is part of a wider agenda to re-order our society."

"Far from ushering in a better world, this threatens to stamp out the individual right to know what we are, and to rob us of humanity itself."

From the Comments...

2012-01-23T11:18:00.002-05:00

"Diversity is wonderful...until you get gang-raped."

I do give her props for this, though:

"What keeps her going, she said, is the people she’s met along the way. She thinks about the strength it has taken others to go on after their families have been massacred. Or those who live in countries where they can’t speak out at all"

"She recalled one woman in Africa who was raped and disemboweled, who said she had to live because she wasn’t going to give her attackers everything."

"Lara Logan knows exactly how that woman felt, and that’s part of what drives her today. She refuses to be defined by the attack.

“Goddamnit,” Logan said, “I’m not going to give them everything.”

Pretty Much Everything That is Screwed About the UK in a Very Convenient Little Article

2012-01-23T09:49:00.002-05:00

Mother, 28 (looks like 60), thinks she dresses quite modestly-pissed that she can't get into clubs with her lovely outfits.

This modestly dressed lady is a mother of four. Her eldest is 12.

Math is SOOOOO HARD, but let's go: Mom is 28, oldest is 12-baby at 16...pregnant for the first time at 15.

She was so upset about breaking up with her not-husband-but-the-father-of-her-kids that she got a boob job.

Fabulous.

I had a HUGE fight with my daughter this morning (I won) about not wearing pajama bottoms to school ("but everyone else does it").

I feel entirely vindicated.

Pajama bottoms don't lead to this kind of outfit, but there will be no schlubs or inappropriately dressed and therefore, behaved, people in my house.

Heidi Klum and Seal Kaput?

2012-01-21T21:33:00.001-05:00

I have to say, I never really understood this one.

I liked Seal's song about the rose blah blah blah, but honestly-he's as ugly as dog barf.

Klum is still hot-so I wonder which one of them had the affair?

Probably him, slutty rock groupies I suspect.

What is your theory? Did he have a 28 inch schlong or something?

Fresh Steyn!

2012-01-21T21:08:00.001-05:00

Razor sharp as usual.

"We are beyond social norms these days. A woman can be a soldier. A man can be a woman. A 7-year-old cross-dressing boy can join the Girl Scouts in Colorado because he "identifies" as a girl. It all adds to life's rich tapestry, no doubt. But I can't help wondering, when the ship hits the fan, how many of us will still be willing to identify as a man."

Celebrate Jamaican Culture

2012-01-21T21:02:00.003-05:00

Now, I am not very bright, but this story just does not make sense to me.

First of all, I don't remember hearing about any arrests in the case of the little baby that was abandoned, or that any other kids were removed.

Why was this couple treated with kid gloves? A fine of $300? Are you kidding me?

And, knowing that these people are lunatic child abusers, there is nothing that can be done to protect society and innocent children from them?

They hop back to Jamaica where their child is found with maggots eating its poor dead body and we are supposed to just carry on?

The only good thing about this story is that the father was mobbed-too bad not killed.

And why wait two months to report not having seen a toddler around such presumably unstable people. There were no signs?

Does anyone remember seeing anything about an arrest being made of the parents?

Jamaica. Don't get me started on Jamaica.

Great News!

2012-01-21T19:50:00.001-05:00

One third of prisoners at a UK youth jail are Muslims!

Celebrate diversity and stuff.

Many dirty kufars convert to get better halal food.

What could possibly be wrong with that?

Scum of the Earth

2012-01-21T19:47:00.002-05:00

It really does take a particularly vile type of allegedly human person to steal a wheelchair.

The New/Old Jew Hate

2012-01-20T14:30:00.002-05:00

I rarely disagree with the great Caroline Glick, but hey-there's a first for everything.

She has a piece about the new/old antisemitism, and I took a long hard read of it, and this bit actually jumped out at me:

"Anti-Semitism is back in style. Its new justification is not race or religion. It is nationalism. Today’s anti-Semitism is predicated on preferring Palestinian and pan-Arab nationalism to Jewish nationalism. And like its racist and religious predecessors, its aim is to deny the right of Jews to be free."

So, I disagree.

I believe that antisemitism has never gone out of style. But after the Holocaust it just had to go under cover for a bit, because it was distasteful in polite society to hate Jews out loud while the flames of the crematoria were still burning and the piles of bodies were still making the European earth move under the feet of villagers everywhere.

Furthermore-it is not predicated on 'preferring' Palestinian and pan-Arab nationalism to Jewish nationalism, that is not it at all. The deference to Palestinian and pan-Arab nationalism is just the currently acceptable vehicle for expressing Judenhaas.

If the best and most socially acceptable way of expressing Judenhaas was wearing pink pantyhose on one's face with a swastika painted on both cheeks of one's butt, that is what we would see.

And, the aim is not to deny the right of Jews to be free, but rather to deny the right of the Jew to live.

Period.

Rest in Peace, Navajo Warrior

2012-01-20T12:41:00.001-05:00

Keith Little, hero of World War II has passed away.

The UK Is Screwed, Continued...

2012-01-20T10:42:00.001-05:00

Voluntary culturcide.

Screwed.

2012-01-20T10:41:00.002-05:00

The UK is really screwed.

Check out the school situation.

Rest in Peace

2012-01-19T21:40:00.001-05:00

There were likely many stories of heroism-some we will never know.

This is a terribly sad story of one such hero. May his memory be a blessing.

First they came for the fat kids....

2012-01-19T16:22:00.001-05:00

Then, they came for the 10 year old whose mother let her kid get a tattoo.

No, the kid should not be allowed to get a tattoo.

There are other ways of commemorating a loved one.

But an arrest is overkill.

What is in the water down there?

"Chuntera Napier, of Acworth, told Channel 2 that her 12-year-old son, Malik, was struck and killed by a motorist in Macon about two years ago, and her other son, Gaquan, wanted a tattoo like hers to remember his older brother by."

“What do I say to a child who wants to remember his brother? It’s not like he’s asking me if can I get him a Sponge Bob,” she said. “He’s asking me for something that’s in remembrance of his brother. Well, how do I tell a child no?”

Umm. How about just "NO".

Perry Has a Point About the Marines

2012-01-19T14:34:00.002-05:00

Hey, gee-ya think?

I couldn't care less about the urine-soaked bodies of the dead Taliban who want to kill us.

The selective outrage is well...outrageous.

I am more angry at the guy who leaked it, although there is a point to leaking (heh) it-know we know that there are still some ballsy Marines out there who understand that it is good to kill and even piss on the people that would happily drink your blood for breakfast and kill your entire family while ululating.

Afghanistan is a hell hole of barbarism-similar to Gaza and Pakistan and stuff. Gee-I wonder what they have in common? Hmmm. That's a tough one. I'm not very bright.

The lesson for liberals: first watch the Danny Pearl video and then watch the peeing Marines and tell me who is more barbarous.

The lesson for conservatives: liberals see these two videos as equivalent. The only problem is that they won't be able to watch many videos in the future when their heads are being cut off, all the while saying "hey-couldn't we just talk about this" or "bbbbut, I voted for Obama".

Never Forget

2012-01-19T11:12:00.003-05:00

I walked those paths and left alive and grateful.

I will never forget.

PS: The message of the Holocaust is not censorship and being a pussy wanker Jew wanting government bean-counters to "protect" you.

The message is: Jews need guns, their own State and most awesomely-a state with nukes.

Print More Euros!

2012-01-19T10:57:00.000-05:00

STAT!

Smart Stuff!

2012-01-19T10:42:00.002-05:00

Here's a great piece about the sociopaths that many of us have met throughout our lives.

Most of the time the sociopath is a love interest, or a friend, but sometimes there are sociopathic relatives in our midst and of course-they are harder to disengage from.

Now, a lot of people put the sociopathic label on people who are just neurotic and annoying and that's wrong.

I also think it's wrong to arbitrarily label a parent as such, being a parent is often a thankless gig.

Kids who cut off contact with parents completely for whatever real wrongs or perceived wrongs they are accused of break parents' hearts. I can't even imagine the pain.

Sociopaths are narcissists as well, it's never their fault, they always 'did their best' and it's never about anyone but them.

I think this is an important lesson to share with young people, before they start dating, so that they can hopefully avoid these personality types, and at least have some insight into identifying these characteristics before they get emotionally involved.

And yes! Why yes! I am speaking from experience.

"Despite propensities to find sociopaths enticing, there are ways to avoid them. First and foremost, listen to what they say. They can’t help brag of past bad behaviors and promise future ones. Infidelity is not shame; it is triumph. They lie incessantly. When their lies ask you to suspend disbelief, don’t. If you challenge a lie, it will predictably be covered up with an even greater lie. You really can’t change them. Don’t identify with them.

"Try identifying with their victims. Think about the people they hurt, the lives they’ve upset, if not ruined. Think about the emotional and often financial carnage they’ve left in their paths. You will be one of those victims. Ask yourself if the rollercoaster ride of such a relationship is worth it.

It's clearly not.

Jeeeeeeezus

2012-01-19T10:17:00.003-05:00

Ya know, if there is one thing I hate more than the CBC, it's when the CBC is right.

Hello Canadians, here is your "conservative" government at work with your money.

Disgusting.

Fire them all.

Welcome to Socialized Medicine

2012-01-19T09:28:00.001-05:00

PS: Don't be disabled in the United Kingdom!!

Related.

Pimp My Daughter!

2012-01-19T09:24:00.001-05:00

What could possibly be wrong with leather mini-skirts on 10 year olds?

Oh, it's high fashion! Nevermind, silly me.

Oy to the Vey

2012-01-18T22:13:00.001-05:00

Live by the penis, die by the penis?

Otherwise known as hell hath no fury....

First They Came for the Fat Kids

2012-01-18T13:53:00.001-05:00

Then they came for the ones who fed their kids by hand, and didn't stick them in a nursery.

Bain?? Bain??? Beuler? Anyone?

2012-01-18T13:49:00.001-05:00

New Obama OMB director a Bain alumnus.

Neat-o!

Newsweek Sucks Dog Balls

2012-01-18T13:46:00.001-05:00

"Media Bias: A presidential infomercial posing as a news magazine distorts the record to shamelessly shill for a failed administration. Why do we criticize the man who made the high-speed trains run on time?"

Oh-What a Relief

2012-01-18T13:38:00.002-05:00

Gossip helps calm you down!

Yay.

If I go to Hell, it will likely be for Lashon Ha'rah.

Note Wikkipedia is blacked out today because of SOPA, but save the URL for tomorrow and stuff.

Oh, here's some JewFaqs on it.

Oh Come On!!

2012-01-17T21:33:00.002-05:00

I mean really, come on...(see what I did there-heh?).

Los Angeles, one of the brokest cities in the brokest states in the United States of America, a state overun by Mexican illegals, with the fattest pork-barelling civil "servants" in the country (remember Bell, CA), at least is worried about important things like protecting the peckers of porn stars.

Yes-priorities! Municipal priorities!

Los Angeles now has the distinct honour of being the first city in the world to mandate condom use by "adult" entertainment stars.

One wonders how that will be regulated exactly? Who are the Pecker Inspector People of Porn?

Who will be the Schlong Inspectors of Greater LA?

What kind of training will these people have, and what will constitute professional development?

If you "inspect" more than 500 peckers a day, do you get a bonus?

What is the future of the money shot given the new Puritan Penis Protection laws?

These are serious questions for the porn industry in general and for America as well.

It is so fabulous that they are regulating porno peenies, America is in great hands with such forward thinkers (ha, see what I did there??).

A Good One From Daniel Pipes

2012-01-17T14:27:00.003-05:00

Ending the Palestinian 'Right of Return'.

A smart Israeli notes that "Human rights are not a recipe for national suicide."

Amen.

Israel Crushes Extremism, Others Promote It

2012-01-17T10:38:00.003-05:00

Nice piece.

However, there have been many, many years of coddling religious fanatics in Israel.

The Beit Shemesh story is really the tip of the iceberg.

I myself was insulted by young school girls in Israel for not being modestly dressed-I was 8 months pregnant and taking a walk in a short-sleeved sun dress, and they laughed, pointed fingers and said I was dressed whorish.

They were immediately reprimanded by a man who just happened to be walking by (from their community) who admonished them: Veahavta l'reyatcha camocha.

You will love your fellow Jew as yourself.

They seemed genuinely shocked that he said anything, and then carried on with their playing, only moderately disturbed by my shocked face.

But radical secular extremists in Israel are just as bad, and have nothing to be proud of.

Classy, stunning, naughty!

2012-01-17T10:27:00.001-05:00

Secretary at a Catholic school!

What could possibly be wrong with that?

Human Rights.

2012-01-17T10:26:00.001-05:00

The UK is screwed.

Planetary Voodoo

2012-01-16T21:39:00.003-05:00

Freaky freaky day.

Started with Jewish mother issues (my own, not me), one kid with possible strep, subway delay and then progressed to The Call From School.

"Is everything OK? What? His head? A pole? Blood? Is he OK? What? He's OK. Still bleeding a bit? WHAT?? Yes I'll be right there. Is he vomitting? Head ache? (Quickly rule out concussion, stiches.)"

Race up to school, kid looks like a bruiser. They forgot to tell me he got a fat lip in the morning.

Treat all kids to ice cream sandwiches and throw get them in a nice warm bubble bath, make tea for the one with the sore throat. Thank goodness there are leftovers in the fridge.

Warm leftovers. Tidy up. Let mind wander.

Could have been worse!

Everyone tucked into nice warm beds with fresh smelling PJs, hot water bottles.

Tomorrow is another day.

Nanny Bastards

2012-01-16T10:51:00.002-05:00

Just when you think Teh Stoooopid has peaked in the UK, you read this....

Child Denied Transplant Due to Mental Retardation?

2012-01-16T10:46:00.003-05:00

I just heard about this.

It is a story that concerns the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia (CHOP).

If it upsets you, please spread the word-and/or take your business elsewhere.

UPDATE: Children's Hospital of Philadelphia colosally fucking up the PR for this, allegedly deleting pro-retarded kid comments from their Facebook Page and posting a mealy mouthed statement as well.

Do these idiots really not realize this is an unwinnable PR battle?

Women and Children Not First

2012-01-15T13:26:00.001-05:00

Disaster.

School Boards Monitoring Fat Kids Elecrontically

2012-01-15T13:17:00.003-05:00

Hey-what could possibly be wrong with that?

Hint:

First they came for the neo-Nazi kids, then they came for the fat ones....

Shoot the Messenger

2012-01-15T13:09:00.001-05:00

European debt strategy revealed.

Yay!

2012-01-13T13:38:00.000-05:00

Columbia University OWS massive, butthurt FAIL.

Academics.

2012-01-13T13:37:00.000-05:00

Your moral and intellectual superiors.

L'chaim.

From the "Islam Has No Sense of Humour" File...

2012-01-13T13:22:00.001-05:00

Kareem of Wheat! Bwhahahahaha!

Hat tip: TalkinKamel.

OMG Don't You Hate it When That Happens?

2012-01-13T11:42:00.002-05:00

Isn't it just the worst day EVAH EVAH, when you get fired for wearing your fake penis?

Gawd! I hate it when that happens!

Chaz Boner was unavailable for comment.

The Ballsiest Granny in Canada!

2012-01-13T11:11:00.003-05:00

This is totally disgusting.

There is no accountability apparently in Canada for overzealous cops. Disgraceful.

From BCF's comments: "Imagine what would have happened if she were Polish."

Inspired.

2012-01-13T10:22:00.000-05:00

“I decided that I wanted to change the culture through enterprise, through action.”

Ouch!!

2012-01-13T10:00:00.001-05:00

"The contribution of Islam to American football can no longer be denied.”

Tim Tebow rocks. ULULULULU!

Girls and Boys Have Different Plumbing, Continued...

2012-01-13T09:51:00.001-05:00

"Dyke" House school makes uni-sex washrooms for school children.

What could possibly be wrong with that?

Friends.

2012-01-13T09:48:00.003-05:00

Must read story.

"Officials" would have put the children in foster care. Julie Jones said hell no.

Killing the West With Kindness

2012-01-12T10:55:00.001-05:00

Heh:

"But you can’t help thinking, and thinking that Pinker thinks, that the world—at least the Western world—will go on getting kinder and kinder until all occasions for distress or discomfort have been vanquished from human life."

Read it all!

"Join the UN, Rape the World..."

2012-01-12T09:19:00.002-05:00

Sigh.

Hat tip: Occasional Reader.

Don't Be Sick, Especially Asthmatic in the UK

2012-01-12T08:59:00.002-05:00

Elf N' Safety to the rescue.

If you die from an asthma attack, that's OK as long as you were following orders.

Media Elites: Your Moral and Intellectual Superiors

2012-01-12T08:53:00.002-05:00

The BBC is now producing pornography for children.

Hey-what could possibly be wrong with that?

I'm sure the vast majority of British people are thrilled that their hard earned tax dollars are being used by the BBC to create graphic sexual images to be used by teachers-oops sorry "educators", your other moral and intellectual superiors, to "teach" (groom?) your children.

The BBC is of course, unrepentant.

They stand by their production because it has been made in consultation with EXPERTS!!

So, in other words-parents, up yours!

See what you think.

Arab Spring: Dateline-Egypt

2012-01-12T08:52:00.001-05:00

“I kept telling myself, ‘People get heart attacks, why don’t I get a heart attack and just die like them?’ ”

Horror.

2012-01-11T14:19:00.004-05:00

Was just reading this piece from the Star about the Shafia honour murder trial.

Apparently, "Shafie", the darling "liberal" Daddy and all around swell guy (hey-those girls did not have to wear the hijab-all was cool) found some condoms in one of the girls rooms.

Could this have been the straw that broke the camel's back? Did that find seal those poor girl's fate?

I also noticed a little ad at the side of the article.

UPDATE: "Nobody in our family swam."

More chilling testimony from the mother who can't remember the date of her three daughters' funerals.

To Serve and Protect?

2012-01-11T12:18:00.001-05:00

LA police officer punches special needs woman in the face on a bus, then tries to intimidate army vet who video taped the incident.

Totally Crazy, Like Totally!

2012-01-11T11:49:00.004-05:00

OMG.

How on earth did Michelle Obama get the reputation of being an angry, black woman?

Something is clearly wrong in America!

By the way, is the interview being conducted by Oprah's "best friend" (like evah evah) Gayle King? That Gayle King? Is she Lebanese?

Is there some kind of funky question-yer-gender serum in the water in Chicago or what? Seems to me like a lot of these Chicago people have "issues". Rahm is a ballet dancer (not that there is anythign wrong with that), Oprah and Gayle are "best friends", and Obama, according to Hill Buzz is a friend of Dorothy.

Anyway, do read the comments, too.

Ask the Imam

2012-01-11T11:49:00.001-05:00

Best strategy if I want to kill my wife post-adulterous coitus...ASK THE IMAM!!

Funky Fatwa Time For Blazing Cat Fur

2012-01-11T11:14:00.002-05:00

Otherwise known as: Is the York Regional Police Force full of morons, complicit dhimmis or weakling p&ssies?

York Regional Police need to come clean on this. If there any Canadian legal beagles reading this, your input would be much appreciated.

Celebrate Diversity and Immigrant Culture!

2012-01-11T10:42:00.002-05:00

Wow.

Just wow. I am actually killing myself laughing.

Welcome to Australia! Celebrate new immigrants, and stuff...

"A university is teaching migrant students how to use a toilet correctly after complaints from cleaners that they were leaving them in an unhygienic state."

My grandparents were Polish Jewish peasants, but I am pretty damned sure nobody needed to teach them how to use a toilet.

Where are these masses of non-toilet trained immigrants coming from, and WHY???

Seriously, why import masses of new immigrants that don't even have a really basic level of personal hygiene? And if they don't know how to manage their exits hygienically, how did they get into university? Or is that the real problem? That generally, western universities are filled with crap?

Hat tip: akak.

How the Media Makes Us Stupid: Klavan

2012-01-11T09:33:00.002-05:00

I don't think it's really how the media makes us stupid. It's more like how the stupid lefties in the media think we are stupid and continue to attempt to brainwash us.

But this is a good point:"Our media — so many of them, like Stephanopoulos, Democrats working for Democrats for the good of the Democrats — consistently confuse principle with prejudice and process with purpose. They then attempt to obscure the confusion with hot button issues that arouse emotions rather than thoughts. They ask about abortion when they should be asking about the behavior of the courts. They ask about contraception when they should be asking about the reach of the federal government. They know we have strong feelings on these specific issues and hope those strong feelings might induce us to forget the terrible long-term price we pay for scuttling the Constitution in order to get our way short-term."

"It doesn’t have to be like this. There are questions that need to be asked and journalists could easily ask them. The fact that they don’t speaks to their purposes. They make us stupid because stupid is how they want us."

The thing is-we have to continue to make our own independent sources of news and not wait, or beg for lefty publications and web sites to put our opinions on the table.

There are many so-called "conservatives"-who are not really "conservative"-they are just not mental lefties, who are so desperate to be loved by the mainstream media that they abandon most (if not all) conservative ideas. When they get their fawning recognition from the popular kids they feel vindicated and loved and it's a real brain rush and they want more. It's pretty pathetic, but that's what we've got.

Could It Be? Could it possibly be?

2012-01-11T09:30:00.002-05:00

Da JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS?!?!?!

Thank you. This has been an Iranian vocational counseling message brought to you by the Mossad.

Behold the Glory of Socialist Europe

2012-01-11T09:29:00.001-05:00

What happens when the money runs out?

This?

Best Medical Treatment in the UK Evah Evah!!

2012-01-11T09:23:00.002-05:00

Wow. Dude!!

This should be the standard operating procedure for the NHS in the UK.

You don't want to get sick in the UK-but if you do-heaven forbid, have a cancerous tumour, do try to cough it out yourself rather than get "treatment" in the UK.

"I am a free man and I can (and will) say whatever I want."

2012-01-10T15:20:00.002-05:00

A very good one:

"For every person punished or attacked, hundreds are intimidated and scores of other people gain political advantage. In contrast, what we must do is to refuse to bow down and refuse to abandon the standards and principles that created the most liberated and prosperous societies for the largest proportion of people in human history."

Oh Geeeeezzzz

2012-01-10T15:14:00.003-05:00

Have you ever sat beside someone and you can tell right away that they like curry or very garlicky, spicey foods, and/or don't realize how cheap water is in Canada, in the middle of July for example, on a subway?

If yes, then you will know that certain foods simply exude through the pores.

It is perfectly legitimate to have sessions on hygiene and lining up if these products are not regularly used in another country or practiced as custom.

Apparently, that is now racist.

"Compensation"

2012-01-10T15:09:00.002-05:00

For the inconsolable in-compensatable.

The horror of eugenics. The pain. The betrayal.

The insulting amount. The story gets worse and worse.

Bwahahaha! Hebrew Slang!

2012-01-10T15:04:00.002-05:00

This is really funny.

It's obviously funnier for people who know some Hebrew, but it's pretty current and I have used some of these (with my terrible Hebrew accent, which makes it hilariously spazzy) but some are new to me.

Globe & Mail Gets it Totally Wrong AGAIN

2012-01-09T10:37:00.002-05:00

Canada's NY Times wannabe newspaper gets it wrong again, as usual.

The story here is not really that there are helpless babies who need opiate detoxification right when they are born.

The Globe does do a good job at painting a pathetic picture of new babies on morphine drips.

The real story here is how the government of Ontario has made methadone so readily available for free to drug addicts and how profitable it is for pharmacists to dispense methadone kool-aid to drug addicts.

It's very big business.

The real story is also how many doctors are prescribing opiates to patients and getting them addicted to drugs.

The real story is why they continue to renew prescriptions of opiates to pregnant women!

This story makes me sick.

Pity the children, I do-but this is a much bigger story than little micro-druggie infants.

Is there any record of the record-breaking opiate prescribing doctors in Ontario? Is there any record of how much pharmacies and pharmacists stand to make by providing the methadone kool-aid to drug addicts under the guise of "harm reduction"?

This is a billion dollar industry.

The real story is in the comments.

The methadone problem in Ontario is a scam and the College of Physicians and Surgeons in Ontario should see this story not as a success in treating little opiate babies, but rather as a story that reflects their failure to police opiate happy doctors, over-prescribing powerful narcotics without any repercussion or any ability to police the use and redistribution of prescriptions and the drugs themselves.

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Arrested For Drugs (Shock!)

2012-01-09T10:30:00.002-05:00

Zippidee Doo Dah was not available for comment.

OMG Pot heads...too funny.

Hat tip: hayseed.

New York Magazine Sneers at Perfectly Reasonable Student Who Did Not Want to Do "Academic" Work on Occupy

2012-01-08T13:44:00.002-05:00

The sneers are just dripping off the page.

Did you hear about this? A disgrace.

Just look at the lede:

"Sara Ackerman, an unhinged New York University undergraduate student, completely lost it over the course of seven huge e-mails to professors and deans protesting an assigned ethnography of Zuccotti Park."

First of all, the fact that in our moronic, decadent, decaying society, that one could get "academic" credit for slumming among the moronic, drug-infused unwashed masses is pathetic.

It makes higher education look like a complete joke-which for the most part-it is.

The end sneer: "Clearly, no matter what student health says, this person is having some sort of a mental breakdown and needs help."

Presumably she needs to go to re-education training at the Office of Brainwashing and Equity and Diversity and Stuff.

It appears that Ackerman was threatened, but blame the victim is par for the course

Her main crime appears to be the use of underlining and bold, to try to make people "listen" via e-mail.

Read this story and see what you think.

I think the United States of America is screwed and that Sara Ackerman is a ballsy broad for standing up to the charade of "academic" pretenses in her university.

From Blazing Cat Fur's Mail Box

2012-01-08T13:43:00.001-05:00

A love letter!

Content warning-bad words, and some ghey sex issues....

Mark Steyn: The Dude Gets It

2012-01-07T20:46:00.003-05:00

The left hates disabled people, disabled children, the old the weak and the vulnerable. They have a one-size fits all cure for it: death.

Mark Steyn understands this-and gets to the heart of the despicable attack on a parent who faced the greatest loss of all.

This part choked me up: "he's entirely incapable of imagining how it must feel for a parent to experience within the same day both new life and death – or even to understand that the inability to imagine being in that situation ought to prompt a little circumspection."

I understand that feeling, I have been there. And I have seen one of my children hover between life and death on more than one occasion.

"Santorum's respect for all life, including even the smallest bleakest meanest two-hour life, speaks well for him, especially in comparison with his fellow Pennsylvanian, the accused mass murderer Kermit Gosnell, an industrial-scale abortionist at a Philadelphia charnel house who plunged scissors into the spinal cords of healthy delivered babies. Few of Gosnell's employees seemed to find anything "weird" about that: Indeed, they helped him out by tossing their remains in jars and bags piled up in freezers and cupboards. Much less crazy than taking 'em home and holding a funeral, right?"

There is Team Life and Team Death. Steyn understands this. We always need to know what team people are on-this is the big picture question that defines individuals and societies.

So Cool, Daddy-O!

2012-01-07T20:40:00.003-05:00

Look what my friend pbird found!!!!

Awesome!!

Meet the Academics Behind the Pro-Pedophilia Movement

2012-01-06T13:08:00.001-05:00

Just sickening.

Hat tip: Correspondence Committee