Secret Zionist Memo-Web Exclusive!

The Canadian "Jason Kenney is a professional whore" Arab Federation is up in arms about the National Post being an agent of the ZOG! Could there be any truth to the matter? The Closet Conservative has obtained an exclusive copy of a memo that may shed some light on the nefarious campaign by the Post and other shady Zionist Jews to defame the CAF. To: [redacted], Esteemed Chairperson of the ZionistOccupational Government, Conspiracy Committee From: [redacted], President and Executive Director, Canadian Chapter ZOG Re: Loose lips sink ships Dear [redacted], Great work on the Canadian Arab Federation campaign, but it seemsthat there are some people onto us-so next time, try to keep thenumber of volunteers on any given mission to a minimum. I have to say-it was very clever the way you planted the mind control,voice-over microchip into Khaled Moammar's brain at the barber shop.Do you think it was a little overboard to program him to say "professional whore" about Kenney? LOL. That was a good one. We can discuss. I also wanted to ask you where you got that Super Spy Refugee Pen Set? It is so cool the way that you can program it to do 100% "yes" rates in refugee hearings for North Africa, various anti-Western Muslim states and claims against Israel. They will neverfigure that one out, and it sure did make Mr. Moammar look stupid.Keep using that Extra Secret Zionist Hypnotism Trick to get the CAF to publicly claim their "support" for Hamas and Hizballah, too-classic! I'm really glad that you also finally have the entire editorial staff of the National Post on the payroll, too. How many 'honey traps' didthat take? Great job. Remember to submit a report in triplicate and translate the blue copy into Hebrew for the Israelis. I did get your message about needing a new dictaphone to dictate editorials to the Post-and I'll make sure that you get that by next week. If you need anything else, call me at my condo in West Palm-we'll be back inToronto for Passover. Shalom and remember-pay your dues by March 30th or you'll be forced to attend a 6 hour Diversity and Anti-Racism program at YorkUniversity as punishment. Best, [redacted]