The UK Is Screwed

A family in the UK that claims it is too fat to work, is also not satisfied with the £22,000 in benefits (a.k.a THE DOLE) that they get from the government. "We have cereal for breakfast, bacon butties for lunch and microwave pies with mashed potato or chips for dinner," Mrs Chawner told Closer magazine. "All that healthy food, like fruit and veg, is too expensive. We're fat because it's in our genes. Our whole family is overweight," she added. In their genes! Too fat to work, too lazy to cook, fund me, feed me, too busy to move your body. Give me a break.