Good News: Saudi Arabia "Mulls" Marriage Ban For Girls Under 18

If you have to "mull" this one over, you are way too far gone.

How about if you dabble in pedophilia, you get your manhood cut off, or pickled in a jar of vintage Maneshewitz and sold as good luck charms to IDF soldiers? That might be a good incentive to chase skirts your own age, or at least within a 40 year age range.

Just a thought.