Rock Star Bling POTUS Celebrates Muslim Roots

In the Associated Press no less?

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Bling POTUS is all about Islam now.

"As a boy, I spent several years in Indonesia and heard the call of the azaan at the break of dawn and the fall of dusk," he continued. "As a young man, I worked in Chicago communities where many found dignity and peace in their Muslim faith. As a student of history, I also know civilization's debt to Islam ... I know, too, that Islam has always been a part of America's story [Editor's note-that would be piracy and blowing things up, suicide bombings and killing American soldiers and citizens abroad]."

"He also referred to himself by his full name — Barack Hussein Obama — and said he's "known Islam on three continents," experiences he said guide his convictions for a renewed relationship between Americans and Muslims."

"And, he quoted from the Quran and issued a greeting of peace heard in Muslim communities in the United States, saying "assalaamu alaykum."

[Editor's not: Actually, what I believe he said is 'asylum alaykum'-come flood the United States with refugee applications, so that together, we can really make America a Muslim country...]