Better Than Raisins: Buy A Second Wife for Just $2800 in Hamastan

How romantic!

Hamas has organized a mass wedding for the widows of Glorious Jew-Fighting Foot Soldiers who died fighting the Zionazis.

It's a pretty good deal, only $2800 for a second wife, and it could have even been-in many cases-the sister-in-law you were always pining for anyway.

"The women - all veiled and wearing long black dresses and gloves - were married to a second husband in a large wedding organized by the Palestinian Islamic movement Hamas. "

Sounds like fabulous wedding wear!

"Palestinian mass weddings have been held all over the Middle East. A 32-couple wedding is set to be held shortly in the Radwan neighborhood and a mass wedding for blind couples, the first of its kind in the Middle East, is expected before the end of the month. "

So sweet to make sure those yucky, disabled and blind people stick together and don't contaminate other people and stuff...