My God! The next thing you know, these poor soldiers will be forced to knit Afghans (the blankets, that is -- not the nose-picking, mountain-dwelling, opium-producing barbarians)!
That evil Shrubby McBushhitler's evil scheme has damaged a generation of young Americans, sent to foreign lands to fight a war for oil, all the while having to spend endless hours in the cobra position, and perhaps (gasp!) even learning how to marinate a veal roast for a nice change of pace this upcoming Thanksgiving!
Yes, that whole World-Domination- on-Behalf-of-Haliburton motif looks like such a reasonable concept in retrospect, doesn't it?
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My God! The next thing you know, these poor soldiers will be forced to knit Afghans (the blankets, that is -- not the nose-picking, mountain-dwelling, opium-producing barbarians)!
That evil Shrubby McBushhitler's evil scheme has damaged a generation of young Americans, sent to foreign lands to fight a war for oil, all the while having to spend endless hours in the cobra position, and perhaps (gasp!) even learning how to marinate a veal roast for a nice change of pace this upcoming Thanksgiving!
Yes, that whole World-Domination- on-Behalf-of-Haliburton motif looks like such a reasonable concept in retrospect, doesn't it?
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