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December 28, 2009

You Were Waiting for It...The CAIR Position on the Sizzling Balls Christmas Bomber

So, let's say you have a Nigerian Muslim try to blow up an airplane, especially for Stinky Kuffar Infidel Christmas ("Issa was a Muslim anyway, ya stupid infidel").

But a bunch of uppity infidels wreck your plans by jumping on said Muslim while he his pants are on fire, and he is trying to light explosive material that he has hidden near his balls (nicely shaved for the 72 raisins, we assume).

Said terrorist confesses that he is a part of Al Qeida and was doing it for Allah & Company, etc..

If you were the biggest Muslim "civil rights" group in America (representing every single one of the reported 73 bazillion, gazillion Muslims in America-their stats) what would you do?

Ah yes, encourage airline security NOT to "profile" people like Muslims who bomb planes, because well-"that would be hurtful".

You know what I think? I think that everyone, all of us dumb kufar idiots in the West should recognize, and be able to translate CAIR's and Ibrahim Hooper's Taqiya Mumbo Jumbo Whoppers.

When they say "this would hurt our exquisitely sensitive feelings", what they really mean is: Hey-those asswipe infidels are onto us on this one!!! We gotta put the kibosh on this using "human rights speak".

You can be sure that they realize that it would be rather distasteful for them to be rooting for the bombers publicly. So, they root for all the ways that would stop future bombers from being identified. It's insidious. And CAIR's lefty cheerleaders like the ACLU and other liberal organizations follow their lead, and make it difficult, if not impossible for non-brainwashed law enforcement officials to do their jobs properly and make air travel safe.

The basic rule is people will die because Allah requires much blood sacrifice, but at least Muslims will feel good about themselves and not have their feelings hurt by us hatemongering, uppity dhimmis.

UPDATE!!!!

I thought "Sizzling Balls" was a good nickname for the latest misunderstander of Islam, but at Jawa, they have a better one. From now one, we shall refer to "Crispy Scrotum". Ahahahahaha!

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