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January 30, 2010

It's Not Your "Funny" Names We Are Worried About

It's the "funny things" you do on airplanes that concerns us, you idiot.
Posted by Closet Conservative
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Matthew Noto said...

The really funny part is that this whiner goes to Harvard.

Perhaps if you reported your brothers, uncles and cousins to the authorities before they blew themselves up and took some innocents with them, you could wear your headscarf all you like, for all I care (so far as I'm concerned, every Muslim male is a ticking time bomb just waiting for a sexual rebuff from a blond girl to go off).

However, since you won't turn them in (they'd probably kill you first, right?), whenever you enter a space I might be simultaneously occupying I expect the autorities to give all of you an extremely thorough, and perhaps even painful, cavity search and report the results over the loudspeaker.

My country is the greatest on Earth, so much so that it allows a whiner like you to attend one of it's premier institutions of higher learning -- even if you do write like a sixth grader -- so stop with the "America is a racist country" nonsense.

It's the greatest country on Earth, or would you rather return to whatever sandy dungheap you came from...where they'd give you 100 lashes or perhaps stone you to death for even having the temerity to write anything at all!

Try exercising that American concept of free speech, or your ability to complain about the security services in Syria, Egypt or Pakistan and let's see how long you manage to survive with your limbs intact and go un-gang-raped, Sunshine.

You should hit your knees and thank that dead child molester you worship that you found yourself in America, Missy.

January 31, 2010

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