Stay classy, John.
“That girl is like crack cocaine to me,” Mayer said. “Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f—ing snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f–k you, I would start selling all my s–t just to keep f—ing you.’”
"If that weren’t enough to make you want to reach for the eye bleach, Mayer went on to talk about how his penis is racist when asked if he’s ever dated a black woman. “My dick is sort of like a white supremacist,” Mayer said. “I’ve got a Benetton heart and a f—in David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.”
"Even though his dick apparently shudders at the thought of getting it on with non-Caucasian women, Mayer apparently thinks the feeling is not mutual."
“I am a very…I’m just very. V-E-R-Y,” Mayer said. “And if you can’t handle very, then I’m a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That’s why black people love me.”
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