Good grief. Paul! You made such nice music, with such pretty words-but you are so stupid. Just shut up!
Oooh, added bonus. My brilliant friend "Buzzsawmonkey" has a little ditty especially for Paul, the asshole vegetarian Beatle.
You'll Just Be Ignored:
Dedicated to Paul McCartney, to the tune of "When I'm 64" .When you get older, losing your mind
We must wonder how
One whose music used to give pleasure to some
Could say things so resoundingly dumb
For the sake of our fond memories
Please say nothing more
'Cause we won't heed you
And we don't need you You'll just be ignored
We can just imagine, too
If you love Obama so
What you think of Jews
We don't need foreigners making cheap cracks
'Bout ex-Presidents
Or trying to ingratiate themselves with the mob
By praising the current guy's "wonderful job"
If you'd like to live on in our memories
Please say nothing more
'Cause we won't heed you
And we don't need you
You'll just be ignored
We're tired of being told that everything Obama does is right
When it's not, it's clear
Do you live in a cave?
Maybe you should stay there
We've got our land to save
If you feel lonesome for the public eye
Here's what you should do
Give the politics a rest and instead go
Back to recording in the studio
If you'd like to live on in our memories
Please say nothing more
'Cause we won't heed you
And we don't need you
You'll just be ignored
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