Hey, I Have A Great Idea

What would be the best, very, very best thing for a backward, craphole voodoo country where people rape their own women and children, where aid is confiscated and held back by the government and where people still live in rubble months after billions of dollars of "rebuild" aid has flown in?

You know what would be the very best thing?

To have a hip hop artist become the President. Yep. It would be totally awesome.