Academics: Your Moral Superiors

Amazingly, the Chronicle of Higher Education features an article that tries to explain "Why Mideast Tumult Caught Scholars By Surprise".

I'll tell you why.

Because the academy is full of pinheaded loser douchebags who never seek external (read: real life) validation of their idiotic theoretic socialist garbage fantasies because they are too busy celebrating diversity, sucking each other off and complaining about BOOOOOOOOOOSH.

Who uses the word 'tumult' anyway in describing revolutions? Quaint pinheads.