Awesome.

"The main traits of an asshole are the beliefs that s/he is always right, nothing is his/her fault, and for whatever reason, everyone around him/her is always fucking up or trying to ruin his/her life. In other words, to the true asshole, everyone else is an asshole but them. Sadly, there is no cure."

Wisdom from the only shrink on the planet I would listen to-who has to remain anonymous-for similar reasons to me....