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March 07, 2011

Most Obtuse Help Wanted Ad EVAH???

HAHAHAHA.

If this wasn't so pathetic, it would be hilarious. Or something.

Seriously-check out this ad:

Who thought up this copy?

"At Freddie Mac, you'll have a rewarding career as you play a role in helping the nation recover from the housing and economic crisis, and implementing the President's Making Home Affordable program. A vital component in the secondary mortgage market, Freddie Mac has made homeownership and rental housing more accessible and more affordable for one in six homebuyers and more than five million renters.

"As Corporate Speechwriter, you will be a corporate speechwriter for senior company executives, focused on strengthening Freddie Mac's reputation through the preparation of thoughtful and persuasive talking points, PowerPoint presentations and other key communications. Assignments will cover a wide range of mostly external venues, including customer conferences and industry events."

Does Freddie Mac have corporate amnesia or something?

Making Homes Affordable?

The President's program?

The left is UNTEACHABLE.

Impervious to facts!

Full speed ahead to more financial ruin!

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