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June 06, 2011

Civilization Ends: Meet the "Groomzilla".

I dunno, it seems very faggy to me.

No man of mine would ever, ever, EVAH get near a bottle of nail polish.

I hate the pussification of men and the pornification of children.

My head hurts.

Seriously, if you didn't know that this person was (supposedly) heterosexual, what would you think?

""Wedding planning has evoked my inner girl," he says. "I used to cut my hair at Walmart, now I have my own stylist. And I may get a manicure with clear polish for the wedding."

Sounds really very ghey.

Another "groomzilla" of dubious orientation claims that "Men really need this."

REALLY?

I need a feminine, manicured, make-up wearing man around me like I need another loch in kopf.

Is it happy hour yet?

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