Real Booby Traps! Booby Bombs!

The New York Times has heard that "militants" of NO PARTICULAR RELIGION AT ALL, might start implanting explosive stuff in their very own bodies in order to do bad things, or something like that.

The case gets even more mysterious...these "militants" could likely come from abroad, or possibly be within America already.

They seem not to have any ideology that binds them, no common denominator, and may be part of a very broad strata of militants from wherever.

Strangely, it appears to have something to do with Al Queida, but it's not clear what the relationship is.

It also appears to have some kind of relationships to other attempted terrorist attacks by other possible "militants" of no particular religion.

Don't you feel better now?