Plumbing Issues at LAX

By plumbing, I mean personal plumbing-like what kind of apparatus do you have in your netherworld?

Or, as the funny fatwa makers once put it-cucumber or tomatoes (never the twain must meet-haram, etc...but that's a whole other story..)?

Anyway, here is a story that at one time, I would have said "could only come out of California", but it will probably be replicated in other parts of the country.

Anyway, you will probably feel MUCH SAFTER now and have supremo ultimate confidence in the TSA because of this brand new, shiny awesome program that will "build security" and inspire unicorn farts and a Broadway musical, or perhaps a new sitcom? Rom-com?

Behold: BE SENSITIVE OR ELSE, YOU HOMOPHOBIC HATEY TRANS-MISUNDERSTANDING FLYOVER COUNTRY POOPY HEADS!!!