OMG Dying-Just Dying HAHAHAHAHAHHAA

"There is one thing I admire about Bill Clinton, and that is the fact that he has been consistently unfaithful to Hillary. Who in their right mind could put up with her? Bill’s blatant infidelities are the most humanizing thing about him. If he wants to exhibit his sharply curved, average-sized penis to women in Arkansas hotel rooms and plop a cigar or two inside an intern’s vagina, it’s none of my damned business so long as he’s causing suffering and distress to Hillary Clinton. And receiving oral pleasure while on the phone with Congress? Coolest thing I’ve ever heard a politician do."