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October 11, 2011

OMG Jim Goad is F&cking Hilarious

Dying over here!!

"Many of them, especially the girls, seemed too young to have so much facial hair. Many…if not most…if not all…of them who huddled together to denounce “corporate greed” seemed unemployed: Unemployed street poets, unemployed performance artists, unemployed interpretive dancers, unemployed bongo drummers, unemployed Gender Studies grads, unemployed placard-makers, unemployed graphic designers, unemployed social-media directors, and unemployed soup-makers. It was a diverse group of people who were all fully involved at being unemployed. If employed at all, it was obviously not in professions that require periodic showering and rudimentary grooming."

If you can believe it, it gets even better.

HAHAHAHAHA:Read and delight in descriptions of the"washed-up screeching beluga Rosanne Barr", the "perennially aggrieved Susan Sarandon with her communist breasts", and the magestical "OK, you scraggly radical goofballs. You have your “movement” now. You have your Night of the Long Goatees."

I was in a rather pissy mood earlier, but it's damned impossible to feel pissy reading this.

HA!

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