Yes, I'm Going to Hell

By every strech of the imagination, this is not a funny story-someone died.

But really, I am not terribly sympathetic to people who inject stuff into themselves for anything but diabetes treatment.

It's kind of decadent idiocy to stuff plastic in lips, boobs, eyebrows, etc...in the hopes of staving off the ravishes of aging for a few years.

Right-so this story is NOT FUNNY. Because SOMEONE DIED.

But the cutline is funny:

The fake "Penis Practioner" has been put under arrest, for illegally performing a penis enhancement without a licence.

One can only imagine what one must do to obtain a legal license to peform a penis enhancement in New Jersey.