Heidi Klum and Seal Kaput?

I have to say, I never really understood this one.

I liked Seal's song about the rose blah blah blah, but honestly-he's as ugly as dog barf.

Klum is still hot-so I wonder which one of them had the affair?

Probably him, slutty rock groupies I suspect.

What is your theory? Did he have a 28 inch schlong or something?