Los Angeles, one of the brokest cities in the brokest states in the United States of America, a state overun by Mexican illegals, with the fattest pork-barelling civil "servants" in the country (remember Bell, CA), at least is worried about important things like protecting the peckers of porn stars.
Yes-priorities! Municipal priorities!
Los Angeles now has the distinct honour of being the first city in the world to mandate condom use by "adult" entertainment stars.
One wonders how that will be regulated exactly? Who are the Pecker Inspector People of Porn?
Who will be the Schlong Inspectors of Greater LA?
What kind of training will these people have, and what will constitute professional development?
If you "inspect" more than 500 peckers a day, do you get a bonus?
What is the future of the money shot given the new Puritan Penis Protection laws?
These are serious questions for the porn industry in general and for America as well.
It is so fabulous that they are regulating porno peenies, America is in great hands with such forward thinkers (ha, see what I did there??).
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