Don't You Feel Safer Now?

The American TSA has kept the skies safer for passengers by ensuring that no elderly grannies can fly aboard with cottage cheese and applesauce.

I am so glad that they caught this terrorist attack in the waiting!

Hey, I Have A Great Idea

"Let them ride camels."

Seriously, if you get to the stage where air marshals are active, you should consider the flight an intelligence failure.

How 'bout making sure the bad guys don't get on the planes (a la El Al).

I Feel Much Safer Now

Same sex security person-pippples for same sexes.

With witnesses to make sure there is no same sex hanky-panky!

All this instead of screening young, single men with one-way cash tickets named Mohammad.

Yes, I feel much safer now.

Exit question: have any provisions been made for transsexuals, or those "in transition"? What happens if a person "in transition", say-from male to female, but-still having male "plumbing" apparatus, wishes to be screened by their own sex-but nobody can figure out what that is?

In trying to avoid a Human Rights complaint, they try to make he/she choose his/her "identity" for the same sex screener?

Or, let's say a trannie "identifies" as "female", but the screener is a religious, hijab wearing Muslim woman, and the hijabi sister doesn't want to pat down the shemale, even with a witness?

By glory!

Great glory holes in the system!

Someone page Barbara Hall-this could be a new cash industry for the phoney-balony Canadian and Ontario Human Rights Commission!

Someone make popcorn, and let the first case begin!

The TSA Gets It's Man..Errr-Kid

"We could tell right away he was a threat. Fidgety and didn't like waiting in line. Parents telling him to be quiet. Something was definitely up. As I lowered the lamp, burning into his mind and his retinas, I knew right away we had the Big One. This was promotion time."

Hat tip: Squatch from Correspondence Committee.

Do you feel safer now?