Wacky Fatwa Wednesday!

Not only do boobies cause earthquakes, but suntans are un-Islamic-it must mean that a centimetre of flesh has been exposed to fresh air.

And we can't have women showing flesh-it's satanic and those sluts must be arrested and punished!

From the Bulging "No Fun in Islam File"

"Hold onto your panties.."

The annual anti-Valentine's Day panty fatwa.

Pantwa?

From the "No Joy in Islam" File

"There is no provision in Sharia for smileys."

From the Never Ending "There is No Joy in Islam" File: Saudi Arabia Bans Evil Circuses

Look, I find some clowns really creepy. The ones in politics and academia especially. Oh yah-and some of the ones at the 'real' circus, too.

But just remember what the late Ayatollah Khomeni said-there is no joy in Islam, and you will understand why even circuses for kids are officially haram now in the Magical Kingdom.