Print More Money!

Stat!

Make it pretty colours, too.

Lots of million dollar bills, we need A LOT of those.

Craptacular Deterioration

Wow. Nothing compares to you? UGH. And STFU.

What Would We Do Without Research?

Duh!

Lesbaneessess Are the Only Awesome Parents in the World

Thus spayketh the Globe & Mail, Canada's official authority on everything in the entire universe.

I had no idea that in order to be a PERFECT parent, I need only be a lesbian! Geez!

In Which I Must Reluctantly Root for A Neo Nazi

To find out why, click me!

Only Roughed Up. Darn!

Too bad he wasn't thrown overboard.

Dylan Penner-where have I heard that name before???

World's Smartest Communist-Loving Jetson and Flintstone Quoting Columnist Calls Rabbi Stupid

Only Super Smart people marry well, like T. Friedman so they can have masturbatory dictatorship fantasies about Chinese communism whilst living in America and live in shopping plaza sized houses and complain about the peasants of the world heating up the planet with their excess consumption of fuels, etc..

You have to be really smart to call a Rabbi stupid.

Moral Abdication-Mona Charen

A slam dunk-must read!

"The withdrawal from any kind of judgment is yielding a generation of moral cripples."

Are You Smart Enough To Know You Are Stupid?

Probably not.

Worth a read.

Hat tip: pbird.

Body Bags Against Israel

Git back in your bags, beyotches!

Hat tip-scaramouche.

OMG Heartache!

Say it isn't so!

You mean it really is not worth it to get your Official College Bozo Credentials in puppetry studies?

OMG, my Master's Degree in Puppetry is not worth it after all?

I am a broken women, I is broke and sad!

(Are these people for real??)

Educators

Your moral superiors.

New York Times: The "Overblown" Islamist Threat

Don't worry-when Herr Hitler is in power, the Nazis will definitely moderate themselves!

How reassuring!

The 91 Year Old With the Biggest Pair in the UK

My hero.

Urban Dictionary-Dateline Detroit

"Extremely serious" is the new insolvent.

VDH: Who Are These Fat Cats?

"In short, a confident, successful society neither idolizes nor demonizes its rich, but instead believes that wealth can be created rather than taken from others."

My Favourite Living Italian

Seriously-is this guy my long lost Italian brother or something?

The Good Mother

Otherwise known as "may the devil shit on their graves".

Where Have the Real Men Gone

Personally, I believe that feminism has done much to destroy the modern man. The pill has screwed up women royally, both physically and mentally and morally.

Divorce laws crush men, penalize them and rob them of their children-yes, I know and I think it's shameful.

Generations of women have grown up on a steady diet of 'men aren't necessary'-and that has ruined them. Fathers are pushed out of the family, while growing numbers of morose women turn to other women or turkey basters or fertility clinics.

All this said-I don't think we can ignore the boy-man, the infantile child-man.

The problem is vast.

The Science is Settled!

Settled, I tells ya!

What Would We Do Without Experts?

Otherwise known as I loathe psychologists.

Caption Contest!

This is begging for a caption!!!

Great News

Oy to the Vey.

This is Definitely Getting to the Point

Euroweenies detest democracy.

Hats for Israeli Soldiers

For those who knit-rock on, ladies.

I can't do any futzy fine motor crafty things-I really suck at that.

I am still knitting a scarf that I started in grade 7.

I can sew a button though-badly and sock holes.

I'm AWESOME at buying stuff though, and finding ladies who can knit and sew and paying them to do it for me.

Anyway-this is amazing.