Dancing, Women & Apricot Brandy

That's the secret to living a long, happy life.

Viva Louis Stein-physician, soldier, life lover-l'chaim!

Louis says the first hundred years are the hardest!

OMG I love this guy.

Hat tip: Q-Burn.

Jobs for Life

So sickening-hard to find the words for this.

Great News

Italy is insoluble.

But who cares along as there are still bunga bunga parties!?!?!

WHEEEEEEE!

Super Sexy Dresses-Well Played!

Le Bon and Jennifer Anniston rocked them best.

Don't Get Sick in the UK

Don't be old there either...

A Gift to Occassional Reader

You can thank me later.

Western People are F&cked in the Head, Especially Women

I don't know about you, but when I think of good times, I think about good food, stimulating conversation and maybe dancing, live music, red meat, hot men, flirtation, sushi-that kind of thing.

Apparently, I am some kind of weirdo, because really, REALLY good times actually is supposed mean going to "therapy" and renacting my trip down the birth canal, sobbing into a fluffy stuffed animal (my "inner child" punching pillows and crying for hours.

So, this columnist is a crazy estrogen-laden freak of a woman thingy and she is a self-confessed therapy junkie. Pathetic.

I hate therapy and I hate therapists. All of them. I hate that they send in social workers to school tragedies instead of having children just deal with stuff themselves and amongst their peers.

I think the therapy industry is one of the most disgusting things on the planet.

People who have enough money to pay other people to listen to their navel gazing crud are disdainful.

How many workers of the rice paddies of Thailand do you think go to therapy?

How many child soldiers in Africa have an Employee Assistance Program that pays for their Gestalt?

We are soft in the west-life is too easy, we have so much food and no existential threats so people have to make up problems in their minds and find things to occupy them (Occupy Wall Street, for example) and people or external problems to blame for the wasteful pathetic existence that is their life.

Can life suck sometimes? Yes-definitely.

I can list about a half a dozen totally SUCKY things that have happened to me in the past while, and during my life.

But am I going to pay some fat, ugly lesbian in a bad sweater (thanks Kenneth for that keeper) to tell me that I'm an idiot, or my mother's an idiot, or to hear her sing to me that "that must feel awful"?

No, not me.

I've fallen on my face PLENTY of times because I'm a risk taker. But that's the way I roll.

I like sinners, I like the grime of life. I'm ready to take my lumps in pursuit of a more meaningful life even if I get bruised.

The hurt fades. Life marches on.

The day I pay someone to listen to my crap, please shoot me.

Bad Hair Day!

First thing in the morning, I was perusing the incredibly awful but irresistibly salacious Daily Mail as I am wont to do to get a break from the pin-headed crud that I have to deal with on a daily basis, and I came upon this story.

I sent it to the usual suspects with the subject line "OMG I AM DYING OVER HERE", with a comment about how maybe gays just need to stroke out to become heterosexuals, which I thought was totally bitchy and hilarious, but Kathy totally uped the ante with this, and Teh Steyn had an even more Masterful Stroke of the Pen.

(Ha ha see what I did there? Stroking...Steyn-hmmm....where was I?

Did someone say something?

IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Nice Story of the Day

I'm a sucker for a nice love story.

Nothing Says Thank You Like..

Blood, urine and feces.

"May" Be A Fan of Botox

"May" be? LOL.

Sure whatever you say.

Academics

Your moral and intellectual superiors.

Irony

Is like soooooooooooooooo ironic sometimes!

Especially here.

Ha ha ha hahahahaha!

Just read (NSFW). Hat tip: Kate the Great.

Print More Money!

Stat!

Make it pretty colours, too.

Lots of million dollar bills, we need A LOT of those.

Craptacular Deterioration

Wow. Nothing compares to you? UGH. And STFU.

What Would We Do Without Research?

Duh!

Lesbaneessess Are the Only Awesome Parents in the World

Thus spayketh the Globe & Mail, Canada's official authority on everything in the entire universe.

I had no idea that in order to be a PERFECT parent, I need only be a lesbian! Geez!

In Which I Must Reluctantly Root for A Neo Nazi

To find out why, click me!

Only Roughed Up. Darn!

Too bad he wasn't thrown overboard.

Dylan Penner-where have I heard that name before???

World's Smartest Communist-Loving Jetson and Flintstone Quoting Columnist Calls Rabbi Stupid

Only Super Smart people marry well, like T. Friedman so they can have masturbatory dictatorship fantasies about Chinese communism whilst living in America and live in shopping plaza sized houses and complain about the peasants of the world heating up the planet with their excess consumption of fuels, etc..

You have to be really smart to call a Rabbi stupid.

Moral Abdication-Mona Charen

A slam dunk-must read!

"The withdrawal from any kind of judgment is yielding a generation of moral cripples."

Are You Smart Enough To Know You Are Stupid?

Probably not.

Worth a read.

Hat tip: pbird.

Body Bags Against Israel

Git back in your bags, beyotches!

Hat tip-scaramouche.

OMG Heartache!

Say it isn't so!

You mean it really is not worth it to get your Official College Bozo Credentials in puppetry studies?

OMG, my Master's Degree in Puppetry is not worth it after all?

I am a broken women, I is broke and sad!

(Are these people for real??)