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March 30, 2009

Obama and "The Beast" (Not Michelle) Going to UK, Bringing Cheeze Whiz and SPAM As Gifts

More than 500 officials and staff will accompany the president on his tour this week - along with a mass of high-tech security equipment, including the $300,000 presidential limousine, known as The Beast. Fitted with night-vision camera, reinforced steel plating, tear- gas cannon and oxygen tanks, the vehicle is the ultimate in heavy armoured transport. In addition, a team from the White House kitchen will travel with the president to prepare his food. As one official put it: "When the president travels, the White House travels with him, right down to the car he drives, the water he drinks, the gasoline he uses, the food he eats. America is still the sole superpower and the president must have the ability to handle any crisis, anywhere, any time."

This is like something out of the Smoking Gun web site. Does Obama have to have the blue M&Ms removed? Does the White House manicurist come on the trip also?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The new "Beast" is not in the UK, it is an older limo, so far the "Beast" has not left US soil.