Teleprompter One.

Much has already been said of The One's affection for, and addiction to his teleprompter. The latest gaffetastic teleprompter event was Obama thanking himself for coming to a party. No doubt, the teleprompter is a critical member of Team Obama. Does Obama use it for pillow-talk discussions with Michelle? Does it have a secret service code name? One of the best suggestions I've heard so far is "Security Blanket One". My guess: Crutch One.