Save the Earth: Stop Having Babies.

This is what the Gaia freakazoids would have us do.

I have a better idea. How about all those people who are so worried about Mother Earth and "carbon footprints' kill themselves en masse?

Imagine the savings in carbon footprints we could achieve if all the Gaiacidal lunatics killed themselves?

Ahh, what good it would do for the planet...the Godzilla Footprint, the Mother Of All Carbon Sasquatch Footprints, the Loch Ness Mamma of Carbon Footprints.

Please! For the sake of the planet, all you greenies drink the kool-aid! Just do it! You have the chance right now to eliminate your carbon footprint forever-what better gift is there to the planet Earth than removing yourself from the equation?