An Innocent Mann?

The science is settled!

The peer-review is impervious to corruption!

He is an innocent Mann.

What Came First? The Chicken or the Egg?

Apparently, 28% of people suffering from obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) obsess about "global warming".

Do you think that this is a coincidence?

New Guvment Report: Global Warning Makes You MENTAL!

Or something like that.

Global warming is the reason everything bad happens!

Just in Time For Passover and Easter

EnivronMental gaia freaks say that climate change made the Ten Plagues.

You just can't make this stuff up.

It's Come to This

EnvironMental Cases delve into the world of "green sex".

Save the Earth: Stop Having Babies.

This is what the Gaia freakazoids would have us do.

I have a better idea. How about all those people who are so worried about Mother Earth and "carbon footprints' kill themselves en masse?

Imagine the savings in carbon footprints we could achieve if all the Gaiacidal lunatics killed themselves?

Ahh, what good it would do for the planet...the Godzilla Footprint, the Mother Of All Carbon Sasquatch Footprints, the Loch Ness Mamma of Carbon Footprints.

Please! For the sake of the planet, all you greenies drink the kool-aid! Just do it! You have the chance right now to eliminate your carbon footprint forever-what better gift is there to the planet Earth than removing yourself from the equation?

An Idea So Stupid Only Academics Could Have Thought Of It

The University of Iowa is offering a certificate in sustainability this fall.

Did you catch what that means? A university is going to give academic credit for 'sustainable' living-whatever that means.

The first student enrolled in the program describes his Gaia worship thus: "Plastic is so everywhere...it can be taxing on your mental sanity."

You know what taxes my 'mental sanity'? Secular, mindless worship of the Cult of Earth instead of really meaningful living and productivity.

This university is a joke.

Prince Charles: Major Enviro-Hypocrite

Can you say: Massive Turd of a Do-As-I-Say-Not-As-I-Do Euroweenie? I knew you could!

Daily Dose of Lunacy at Work

I keep reminding myself to stick to the program, baby. I want to talk about what I can't talk about at work. So, here are two little items from my day today. I was asked if I had read the company's report on diversity and accessibility and kumbaya and stuff. Do you know how hard it was not to say 'yes, I'm going to keep it by my bedside on the off chance that I ever experience insomnia'. Or 'no-I haven't read it yet, but really, you shouldn't have printed it out for me THINK ABOUT THE TREES. (Do you have anyone at work that has that unbelievably annoying auto signature into their e-mail 'please think before you print this out-think of the trees'-I mean, seriously-piss off..) Then, moment number two was a colleague who actually wanted to have a serious discussion with me about a new project. It involves all kinds of esoteric philosophical crap and I almost fell asleep until I was jolted to reality by her use of the word "redistribution". RED ALERT RED ALERT! MARXIST IN THE MIDST. I think she used the term, with a straight face about four or five times. Sweetie, you lost me at redistribution of wealth. Someone down the hall also has an Obama picture on their door with "The One" on it. That's the kind of day it has been so far.