Suicide Bomber Willing to Shove Dynamite Up His Arse for You Know Who

If this ain't love, what is?

People!

You can't make this stuff up.

Now, we already know that Muslims have used many, many inventive and diverse things to kill people-like planes, baby strollers, guitars, buildings, trucks, children, wombs, animals, cell phones-but I think this is probably one of the most inventive, and disgusting yet more than moderately amusing: it's the anus!

Talk about going out with a bang! Is there no place more holy? Or holey?

This technique-my goodness, it's gonna be the gift that keeps on giving...the new Glory Hole of the Caliphate?