Suicide Bomber Willing to Shove Dynamite Up His Arse for You Know Who

If this ain't love, what is?

People!

You can't make this stuff up.

Now, we already know that Muslims have used many, many inventive and diverse things to kill people-like planes, baby strollers, guitars, buildings, trucks, children, wombs, animals, cell phones-but I think this is probably one of the most inventive, and disgusting yet more than moderately amusing: it's the anus!

Talk about going out with a bang! Is there no place more holy? Or holey?

This technique-my goodness, it's gonna be the gift that keeps on giving...the new Glory Hole of the Caliphate?

Now That's a Grandma!

Just when you thought you had heard the most depraved and barbaric story coming out of Shitistan a.k.a Gaza, and the quaint Palestinian death and blood cult worship, along comes yet another touching story about Palestinian women bravely entering the family business: death.

From Arutz 7 in Israel comes this report: "A female terrorist from Gaza was convicted Monday by the Be'er Sheva District Court for her role in plotting a double suicide-bombing attack. The woman, Fatma Hassan Zeck, planned a two-pronged attack in Tel Aviv and Netanya. She planned to commit one bombing herself, while the other was to be carried out by her niece."

Here's the really interesting part: "Zeck, 41, is a mother to nine children and has one grandchild. She was pregnant with her ninth child when she attempted to carry out an attack on behalf of Islamic Jihad two years ago; the child was born in an Israeli prison several months after she was caught."

Palestinian baby-manufacturer starts breeding killers probably as a teenager, marinates them in death worship, gets pregnant for the ninth time, loops niece into a suicide bombing plot, is a grandmother at the ripe old age of 40, and has a baby in jail.

Such charming rituals, such a deserving society. Truly the picture of women's liberation.