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November 22, 2009

Great News: That Bitch, Barbie Has Finally Reverted

After being a silly infidel slut for so many years, flipping her kufar blonde hair all over the place, tempting men everywhere and just asking to get raped-finally, Barbie has seen the light and reverted to Islam.

She reportedly took the Shahada last week in the UK (suprise), and was stuffed into a pretty blue burkha that at least, matched her eye colour.

Crafted by an Italian, the dhimmis at the Big Satan corporation, Matel, are very pleased with the new tweak to Barbie, who now prefers to be called by her Islamic name Aisha.

A local British toy distributor and collectors says, "I think this is really important for girls, wherever they are from they should have the opportunity to play with a Barbie that they feel represents them."

So, if the new pious Barbie represents them correctly, I wonder if Barbie has a clitoris? Or does the toy set come with a rusty old razor and a Village Elder barbie who cuts off Barbie's clitoris without anaesthetic?

Does Burkah Barbie get to learn how to read? Or will she be auctioned off at age 15 to the highest dowry bidder?

If Burkha Barbie was smart, she'd plan on trying to stab an IDF soldier so that at least she could grow up in an Israeli jail and get an education.

Accessories, not included with the barbie include a suicide vest and cell phone for remote detonation.

Unfortunately, Ken-that stubborn bastard refused to convert and was subsequently beheaded by Aisha's father.

The company reports that the development of a Mukhabarbierat secret police and modesty squad is in development.

1 comment:

dugger said...

COMING SOON!!! ABDUL the suicide martyr!!!

YES!!! Look for Abdul!! He will come complete with an explosive suicide belt,trigger mechanism, koran, Ak47 and pistol!!

Along with Abdul you can purchase a realistic 1962 Pontiac to be used by Abdul in his mission.

Ready to martyr Abdul? Just push the trigger mechanism and Abdul will BLOW APART!!!!

YES!!! Just like a REAL MARTYR!!!

Then, you can recite verses from the koran, put Abdul back to-gether again and get Aisha to become Abdul's VIRGIN BRIDE!!!

Yes!!! This is a toy that will keep ANY Muslim entertained for HOURS!!!!

JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!

YES, I said CHRISTMAS!!!!

So, don't delay..Order to-day!!!!