Showing posts with label Europe is screwed. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Europe is screwed. Show all posts
December 15, 2011
December 08, 2011
The Over Regulation of Our Lives
OMG
If you ever wanted a classic example of the nanny state and over-zealous bean counters in our lives, check out this European playground-before and after the regulators got to it.
December 07, 2011
Holy Shitzky!
Austerity moves in Spain put in place.
Schoolchildren's tushies hardest hit.
You would think that when toilet paper begins to be rationed, that people MIGHT realize that there is an economic problem.
The T.P.F.S.I (Toilet Paper Fiscally Screwed Index) might be an excellent measure of prosperity in the future for Europe.
Thank goodness no bureaucrats have lost their jobs or anything. And thank goodness, Spain has Executive Bean Counters In Charge of Toilet Paper Calculations (I believe it's a Master's program-the TPC M.A Program).
From your genius government betters we learn that in order to save Europe's collective butt, toilet paper rationing is clearly the first step to healing. To wit:
"The latest edict issued by the region’s ministry of education instructs state schools to cut “excessive consumption” of toilet roll among pupils and limit the quota to a maximum of 25 metres per child per month."
October 13, 2010
June 24, 2010
Party's Over!
In Britain, a grudging realization that someone must finally foot the Euroweenie Socialist Utopian bill for the party.
Europe is starting to wake up too late. France is raising the retirement age as is Britain.
They are even (gasp) considering shortening the "traditional" four week August vacation!
Anyway-as the Greeks have gone, so will the rest of the bloated beast.
But it was so much fun to party with other people's money! They loved spending their grandchildren's and great-grandchildren's money, too. Financial reality is a bummer!
May 17, 2010
Reawakening German Nationalism: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
An interesting article from the amazing Theodore Dalrymple on the conditions that could set the stage for a resurgence of (not so fantastic) German nationalism.
April 09, 2010
From Our "Yes, Our Culture IS Better Than Yours File"
Hey-here's a great idea.
Apparently, disabled begging children score more money than healthy begging children-so let's just cripple our own children and get them to beg for money!
March 21, 2010
Thicker Than Cement Blocks?
OK: let me 'splain this to you gently.
The Muslim dude wants to kill you, spread your guts on a fresh pita with hummus while ululating.
He will not become a convert to the "kinder Islam" that you think exists-and especially not in prison of all places.
What is it with these Europeans?
What part of "can't we just talk this over" with a knife stuck in your jugular do they not get?
March 20, 2010
January 28, 2010
November 22, 2009
Great News: That Bitch, Barbie Has Finally Reverted
After being a silly infidel slut for so many years, flipping her kufar blonde hair all over the place, tempting men everywhere and just asking to get raped-finally, Barbie has seen the light and reverted to Islam.
She reportedly took the Shahada last week in the UK (suprise), and was stuffed into a pretty blue burkha that at least, matched her eye colour.
Crafted by an Italian, the dhimmis at the Big Satan corporation, Matel, are very pleased with the new tweak to Barbie, who now prefers to be called by her Islamic name Aisha.
A local British toy distributor and collectors says, "I think this is really important for girls, wherever they are from they should have the opportunity to play with a Barbie that they feel represents them."
So, if the new pious Barbie represents them correctly, I wonder if Barbie has a clitoris? Or does the toy set come with a rusty old razor and a Village Elder barbie who cuts off Barbie's clitoris without anaesthetic?
Does Burkah Barbie get to learn how to read? Or will she be auctioned off at age 15 to the highest dowry bidder?
If Burkha Barbie was smart, she'd plan on trying to stab an IDF soldier so that at least she could grow up in an Israeli jail and get an education.
Accessories, not included with the barbie include a suicide vest and cell phone for remote detonation.
Unfortunately, Ken-that stubborn bastard refused to convert and was subsequently beheaded by Aisha's father.
The company reports that the development of a Mukhabarbierat secret police and modesty squad is in development.
November 15, 2009
French Politely Retreat From Burkha Ban
They will oppose, but not ban the burkha-whatever that means.
Good dhimmis!
June 22, 2009
June 07, 2009
May 28, 2009
"Please Uncover Your Face-It's Our Custom"
Nice one from The Daily Telegraph.In Western European society, to go out in public with your face masked is (unless done for comic effect) disturbing. Hiding the face is felt to be threatening, and slightly scary, and subliminally this goes way back, and quite deep I think: it certainly frightens children. Would it be wrong to try to convey to communities in Britain who adopt the full hijab that, though it is a woman's legal right to dress as she chooses, she should recognise that she's in a country where many people will find a masked face disturbing, and that (without meaning to) she is acting in a culturally inappropriate manner, which may offend? Do the masked women I see in the street in Whitechapel actually know this? I cannot say, because I've never spoken to them: or, rather, when I do, they look away and walk away. This too, in Britain, is rude. Do they know? Shouldn't they? I sense a fatwa in your future Mr. Parris!
May 20, 2009
Major Terrorism Bust In Glorious Andalusia
Police are just checking to see if there is any possible connection to any particular religious group that may have ancient claims on Andalusia.
May 14, 2009
May 11, 2009
Austrian Hotel: No Jews Allowed
"A hotel in the Austrian region of Tyrol that said it does not accept Jewish guests has caused shock in the local media and tourism industry, the daily Tiroler Tageszeitung reported Sunday. A Vienna family of seven had had tried to make a reservation at the Haus Sonnenhof apartment hotel in the village of Serfaus, but the owner replied by e-mail that although the room was free, she did not want to take in Jewish guests because of "bad experiences" in the past. "
Imagine my suprise. Austria has such a charming history relating to Jews.
Shock: Record Antisemitism in Belgium.
You must be as shocked as I am.
"The perpetrators mostly belong to Muslim groups, but also to extreme right organizations and persons [ed: doubt it]. "
But just to make it a little more palatable to everyone, they have to note that it is THE SAME as when there was rampant Anti-Musliman-Islamphobia-Palooza after 9/11 (not!)!May 04, 2009
Glorious Andalusia Gives Green Light to War Crimes Probe Against Israel
This is the shape of things to come in Eurabia-and not just for Zion-Nazis. These 'war crimes' prosecution witch hunts are going to expand the breadth of their investigations, and I doubt it will be long before American officials are being warned not to fly to various countries in Old Europe for fear of being prosecuted and tried for 'war crimes'.
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