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December 26, 2009

Great Business Plan!

So, let's say you are a politically correct, nanny bastard bean counter.

But you are getting a little worried because some reactionary, right-wing hatemongers and stuff resent that you are sticking your nose into every little gay, Paki, Jew and black joke that you make.

What do you do to ensure that you still have your cushy, government job-making sure that people act the way you want them to, and shut up about the stuff that you find ever so offensive?

Well, you create a Public Hate Crimes Rat Line!

Suddenly, you find joyfully that there are so many new cases to report! So many files, so little time. You'll need a company car, a secretary, an advisory board and you'll have to take trips to all kinds of places to meet with other totalitarian Mind Crimes Committees all over the world.

It's a wonderful life.

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