Great Business Plan!

So, let's say you are a politically correct, nanny bastard bean counter.

But you are getting a little worried because some reactionary, right-wing hatemongers and stuff resent that you are sticking your nose into every little gay, Paki, Jew and black joke that you make.

What do you do to ensure that you still have your cushy, government job-making sure that people act the way you want them to, and shut up about the stuff that you find ever so offensive?

Well, you create a Public Hate Crimes Rat Line!

Suddenly, you find joyfully that there are so many new cases to report! So many files, so little time. You'll need a company car, a secretary, an advisory board and you'll have to take trips to all kinds of places to meet with other totalitarian Mind Crimes Committees all over the world.

It's a wonderful life.

I Love Math

The Anti Defamation League in the US is concerned that HATE is at EPIC proportions against Jews, blacks and gays.

Now I am not very bright, but I do like numbers.

Apparently, there were a record 7,783 episodes of Hateful Hate in the United States for 2008.

And there are how many people living in the United States? About 360 million? Something like that?

Dammit, I'm a hatemonger, not a mathematician but even for a simpleton like me, it seems like that is a pretty fantastic number. Less than 10,000 episodes of "documented" HATE in a country as big and glorious as America?

Abe Foxman, liberal extraordinaire and CDO (Chief Dhimmi Officer) of the ADL is worried. If there isn't enough hate, well his cushy job is at stake!

So, here's what Abe is thinking.

"With data comes awareness and accountability - which must lead to action. Too frequently we have seen that failure to address bias crimes can cause an isolated incident to fester and result in widespread community tensions."

We need to create more bloated numbers of fake 'hate crime', distribute hysterical press releases and squawk about hate in order to legislate action and thought control measures.

Increased data collection must lead to action.

I hope that freaks you out. It really should.

Hate crime legislation and prosecutions have, at their roots, a purely totalitarian aim. And if the current societal, external pressure of political correctness hasn't shut you or your workplace or school up yet, hate speech and hate crime prosecutions just may.

Alberta Human Rights Commission: Watch Out For Your Phoney Baloney Jobs!

Oh no!

There seems to be so little "hate" in Alberta, that the Alberta Human Rights Commission is reduced to publicly calling for the police to damned well look a little harder. They should really be asking possible perps if they are sure they didn't use the words chink, nigger, spic, WOP, fag, dyke, Paki, rag-head, Muzzie or kike during the alleged "hate crimes".

"The committee says the RCMP reported five hate crimes for the entire province last year compared to 155 by police in Edmonton and 68 in Calgary."

What a HATEFUL PLACE!