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February 22, 2011

Funky Fatwa!

Freaky deaky fatwa!

Sheikh Al-Qadarwi advises girls to do their homework instead of masturbating.

Fingers, cucumbers or other objects can damage the hymen! Then nobody will believe she is a virgin!

Note: The gentle Sheikh says that if there has been cucumber damage, you don't have to kill the slut-flogging may do the trick.

He wisely advises that girls concentrate on their homework and stuff.

1 comment:

Matthew Noto said...

Has there ever been any group of people -- besides the Larry Flint or Gloria Steinhem types -- in the history of mankind so obsessed with the vagina and what goes into, or comes out of, it?

As an outside observer, it appears as if at least half of what passes for that religion is really all about a deadly fear of the Furburger.