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February 22, 2011

Funky Fatwa!

Freaky deaky fatwa!

Sheikh Al-Qadarwi advises girls to do their homework instead of masturbating.

Fingers, cucumbers or other objects can damage the hymen! Then nobody will believe she is a virgin!

Note: The gentle Sheikh says that if there has been cucumber damage, you don't have to kill the slut-flogging may do the trick.

He wisely advises that girls concentrate on their homework and stuff.