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Showing posts with label lunatics. Show all posts
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March 03, 2009

Liberals Are the True Heirs of the Nazi Spirit

OK. I am in love with the lede on this one. "Jonah Goldberg’s Liberal Fascism is a conservative’s wet dream. No, it’s better than that. The moment you read it — presuming you’re right-wing, that is — you will experience not only a rush of ecstasy, but also a surge of revolutionary fervour and evangelical zeal. You’ll want to email all your friends and tell them the wonderful news: ‘I’m not an evil bastard, after all!’ . What Goldberg very effectively does is to remove from the charge sheet the one possible reason any thinking person could have for not wanting to be right-wing: viz, that being on the right automatically makes you a closet fascist/Nazi scumbag. By accumulating a mass of historical evidence so extensive it borders on the wearisome, Goldberg comprehensively demonstrates that both Nazism and fascism were phenomena of the Left, not of the Right. I read it and loved it. It's not groundbreaking, but is highly entertaining.

February 18, 2009

My Stupid, Stiff Necked People

Dear Appeasement Weenie Lefty JewBoy Ambassador, please help yourself to a nice, steaming cup of STFU.

Daily Dose of Lunacy at Work

I keep reminding myself to stick to the program, baby. I want to talk about what I can't talk about at work. So, here are two little items from my day today. I was asked if I had read the company's report on diversity and accessibility and kumbaya and stuff. Do you know how hard it was not to say 'yes, I'm going to keep it by my bedside on the off chance that I ever experience insomnia'. Or 'no-I haven't read it yet, but really, you shouldn't have printed it out for me THINK ABOUT THE TREES. (Do you have anyone at work that has that unbelievably annoying auto signature into their e-mail 'please think before you print this out-think of the trees'-I mean, seriously-piss off..) Then, moment number two was a colleague who actually wanted to have a serious discussion with me about a new project. It involves all kinds of esoteric philosophical crap and I almost fell asleep until I was jolted to reality by her use of the word "redistribution". RED ALERT RED ALERT! MARXIST IN THE MIDST. I think she used the term, with a straight face about four or five times. Sweetie, you lost me at redistribution of wealth. Someone down the hall also has an Obama picture on their door with "The One" on it. That's the kind of day it has been so far.