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"A lusty foul-mouthed Zionista wench." - Old Line Texan

"Mombo" - Pi Guy, Correspondence Committee

January 18, 2012

Oh-What a Relief

Gossip helps calm you down!

Yay.

If I go to Hell, it will likely be for Lashon Ha'rah.

Note Wikkipedia is blacked out today because of SOPA, but save the URL for tomorrow and stuff.

Oh, here's some JewFaqs on it.

January 17, 2012

Oh Come On!!

I mean really, come on...(see what I did there-heh?).

Los Angeles, one of the brokest cities in the brokest states in the United States of America, a state overun by Mexican illegals, with the fattest pork-barelling civil "servants" in the country (remember Bell, CA), at least is worried about important things like protecting the peckers of porn stars.

Yes-priorities! Municipal priorities!

Los Angeles now has the distinct honour of being the first city in the world to mandate condom use by "adult" entertainment stars.

One wonders how that will be regulated exactly? Who are the Pecker Inspector People of Porn?

Who will be the Schlong Inspectors of Greater LA?

What kind of training will these people have, and what will constitute professional development?

If you "inspect" more than 500 peckers a day, do you get a bonus?

What is the future of the money shot given the new Puritan Penis Protection laws?

These are serious questions for the porn industry in general and for America as well.

It is so fabulous that they are regulating porno peenies, America is in great hands with such forward thinkers (ha, see what I did there??).

A Good One From Daniel Pipes

Ending the Palestinian 'Right of Return'.

A smart Israeli notes that "Human rights are not a recipe for national suicide."

Amen.

Israel Crushes Extremism, Others Promote It

Nice piece.

However, there have been many, many years of coddling religious fanatics in Israel.

The Beit Shemesh story is really the tip of the iceberg.

I myself was insulted by young school girls in Israel for not being modestly dressed-I was 8 months pregnant and taking a walk in a short-sleeved sun dress, and they laughed, pointed fingers and said I was dressed whorish.

They were immediately reprimanded by a man who just happened to be walking by (from their community) who admonished them: Veahavta l'reyatcha camocha.

You will love your fellow Jew as yourself.

They seemed genuinely shocked that he said anything, and then carried on with their playing, only moderately disturbed by my shocked face.

But radical secular extremists in Israel are just as bad, and have nothing to be proud of.

Classy, stunning, naughty!

Secretary at a Catholic school!

What could possibly be wrong with that?

Human Rights.

The UK is screwed.

January 16, 2012

Planetary Voodoo

Freaky freaky day.

Started with Jewish mother issues (my own, not me), one kid with possible strep, subway delay and then progressed to The Call From School.

"Is everything OK? What? His head? A pole? Blood? Is he OK? What? He's OK. Still bleeding a bit? WHAT?? Yes I'll be right there. Is he vomitting? Head ache? (Quickly rule out concussion, stiches.)"

Race up to school, kid looks like a bruiser. They forgot to tell me he got a fat lip in the morning.

Treat all kids to ice cream sandwiches and throw get them in a nice warm bubble bath, make tea for the one with the sore throat. Thank goodness there are leftovers in the fridge.

Warm leftovers. Tidy up. Let mind wander.

Could have been worse!

Everyone tucked into nice warm beds with fresh smelling PJs, hot water bottles.

Tomorrow is another day.

Nanny Bastards

Just when you think Teh Stoooopid has peaked in the UK, you read this....Link

Child Denied Transplant Due to Mental Retardation?

I just heard about this.

It is a story that concerns the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia (CHOP).

If it upsets you, please spread the word-and/or take your business elsewhere.

UPDATE: Children's Hospital of Philadelphia colosally fucking up the PR for this, allegedly deleting pro-retarded kid comments from their Facebook Page and posting a mealy mouthed statement as well.

Do these idiots really not realize this is an unwinnable PR battle? Link

January 15, 2012

Women and Children Not First

Disaster.

School Boards Monitoring Fat Kids Elecrontically

Hey-what could possibly be wrong with that?

Hint:

First they came for the neo-Nazi kids, then they came for the fat ones....

Shoot the Messenger

European debt strategy revealed.

January 13, 2012

Yay!

Columbia University OWS massive, butthurt FAIL.

Academics.

Your moral and intellectual superiors.

L'chaim.

From the "Islam Has No Sense of Humour" File...

Kareem of Wheat! Bwhahahahaha!

Hat tip: TalkinKamel.Link

OMG Don't You Hate it When That Happens?

Isn't it just the worst day EVAH EVAH, when you get fired for wearing your fake penis?

Gawd! I hate it when that happens!

Chaz Boner was unavailable for comment.

Link

The Ballsiest Granny in Canada!

This is totally disgusting.

There is no accountability apparently in Canada for overzealous cops. Disgraceful.

From BCF's comments: "Imagine what would have happened if she were Polish."

Inspired.

“I decided that I wanted to change the culture through enterprise, through action.”Link

Ouch!!

"The contribution of Islam to American football can no longer be denied.”

Tim Tebow rocks. ULULULULU!Link

Girls and Boys Have Different Plumbing, Continued...

"Dyke" House school makes uni-sex washrooms for school children.

What could possibly be wrong with that? Link

Friends.

Must read story.

"Officials" would have put the children in foster care. Julie JonesLink said hell no.

January 12, 2012

Killing the West With Kindness

Heh:

"But you can’t help thinking, and thinking that Pinker thinks, that the world—at least the Western world—will go on getting kinder and kinder until all occasions for distress or discomfort have been vanquished from human life."

Read it all!

"Join the UN, Rape the World..."

Sigh.

Hat tip: Occasional Reader.

Don't Be Sick, Especially Asthmatic in the UK

Elf N' Safety to the rescue.

If you die from an asthma attack, that's OK as long as you were following orders.

Media Elites: Your Moral and Intellectual Superiors

The BBC is now producing pornography for children.

Hey-what could possibly be wrong with that?

I'm sure the vast majority of British people are thrilled that their hard earned tax dollars are being used by the BBC to create graphic sexual images to be used by teachers-oops sorry "educators", your other moral and intellectual superiors, to "teach" (groom?) your children.

The BBC is of course, unrepentant.

They stand by their production because it has been made in consultation with EXPERTS!!

So, in other words-parents, up yours!

See what you think.