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April 30, 2009

The Glories of Sharia: Eight Year Old Finally Gets Divorced in Saudi Arabia

The case has prompted the kingdom to re-evaluate its conservative attitudes to marriage. The girl's marriage was arranged by her father and backed twice by a judge on the condition that it was not consummated until she reached puberty.

My Idiot People.

Who needs jihadis when we have our own worst enemies amongst us? Jewish Professor William Robinson of University of Santa Barbara sends students email comparing war-torn Gaza to German concentration camps. Professor defends act as "academic freedom".

British Airline Wipes Israel Off the Map.

So as not to offend Muslim passengers and stuff..no big deal...just move along. Just a technical glitch...

April 29, 2009

100 Days, 300 Photographs of the Chosen One

Can there ever be enough photographs of The Messiah? Dear Leader thinks not! Silly racist-the answer is HOPE! CHANGE! And obviously not. Three glorious pictures for every sun-filled, unicorn-dropping, oceans receding, gas-for-free-, cellphones for the poor at soup kitchens, Air Force One flying through downtown Manhattan days!

Hate Speech! Wednesday Seetheopolooza.

CAIR is not happy about this speech, which is why should watch it. It's Geert at a Florida synagogue..HATE SPEECH! ISLAMPHOBIC! Hurt feelings galore! Make some popcorn, pull up a chair. CAIR says it's NAZI-LIKE propaganda. Nazi-like? Or Nazi-lite? Whatever!

Jonah Goldberg: Liberal Hubris Is a Bitch

Actually, that's not Jonah's title, but I like mine better. Anyway, Jonah suggests that The One's hubris may be President Obama's undoing. Works for me.

"Youths" On Trial in France for Murder of Jew

Please, never ever forget Ilan Halimi. This is the face of the new Europe. You killed your Jews, and imported Muslims as cheap labour, and to appease the oil sheiks. You stopped having babies, and stopped going to church. You pray to pagan earth gods in the form of environmentalism instead of doing anything to preserve Western society. You moan about the evils of America when Republicans lead the world, as you pay half a month's wage in your civil service job for Nike running shoes, McDonald's cheeseburger and use "American made" as the superlatively sexy descriptor for products you advertise for sale on your blood-soaked continent. The barbarians are on trial, for once. This could happen to any infidel. This could happen in any neighbourhood not sufficiently subdued and reconquered by the Caliphate. "The alleged gang leader, Youssouf Fofana, shouted "God is great" in Arabic as he entered the [kufar] courtroom. " Ilan was tortured for three weeks before he was murdered. "When the judged asked the 28-year-old for his birthday, he said he was born on 13 February, 2006, in Sainte-Genevieve-des-Bois - the date and place of Mr Halimi's death. " We are all Ilan Halimi. Never forget.

Douchebag Toronto Star Writer Wishes Death Upon Michelle Malkin

The Star is a rag of a paper with at least a baker's dozen of the most anti-American and anti-Israel columnists in North America. This new item by Antonia Zerbisias is really infuriating though. Will contacting the Star's editors make a difference? Probably not at all, but who knows? The CBC got some pretty nasty responses when Heather Malick wrote her pathetic, misogynistic screed against Sarah Palin.

Majorly Irritating Taqiyah Dump From Al-Guardian

This "Asian" fellow is making the lefty Marxist case that poverty is the "root cause" of terrorism. What a load. I maintain that terror is the root cause of terrorism. Anyway, with all the jizyah being splashed on the "Asians" of the UK, they can hardly be considered impoverished. If Muslims would kindly just stop killing infidels, there would be little "Islamophobia" in the world. If "Asians" in Britain could also stop marrying their cousins, killing their sisters, wives and daughters for Islamic "honour", too, we might see a generation of Muslims growing up without the death-cult baggage of their forefathers.

Gay, Trangendered Monks to Get New Behavioural Guidelines

Ya can't make this stuff up. Senior monk Phra Maha Wudhijaya Vajiramedhi told the BBC he would address issues like smoking, drinking alcohol, walking and going to the toilet properly, which are all detailed in the traditional 75 Dharma principles of Buddhism, and the 227 precepts for monks. He was especially concerned, he said, by the flamboyant behaviour of gay and transgender monks, who can often be seen wearing revealingly tight robes, carrying pink purses and having effeminately-shaped eyebrows. Now, I like a gay, or transgendered, "murse" carrying spiritual leader in tight robes as much as the next gal, but this is a bit ridiculous. Does Thailand have a Human Rights Commission that can be approached? Maybe this should be Jennifer Lynch's next overseas mission?

April 28, 2009

Nothing Says "I Love Gaia" Better Than Gluing Yourself to a Building

Truth is always stranger than fiction.

Cry Me a River: Foreign Journalists Claim They Are Being Harassed By Israel

If any of you have ever had the pleasure of meeting foreign journalists based in Israel (as I have), you will know that they are-without exception-a bunch of scumsucking Lawrence of Arabia wannabees with Arab houseboys named Ahmad, and wet nurses named Fatima who get all giddy about 'taking' their afternoon tea at the American Colony Hotel, sampling Ahmed's authentic falafel in downtown Ramallah and generally cavorting with leftist Israeli Jews of the most self-hating, leftist variety.

So, that's why I'm not shedding any tears for journalists, or anyone for that matter, who is exquisitely sensitive and offended about Israeli security. Suck it up. These leeches have a great life in Israel, they are paid in foreign currency and are in positions of relative power in terms of the audiences they reach and their affect on public opinion. They are a rancid lot and they deserve every orafice investigated and if they don't like it-lump it. Their sympathies are with the Palestinians, and they deserve each other.

Czech Jews Dismantle Antisemitic Holocaust Display

Finally-Jews striking back. The left will call it censorship of course. What would you call "Holocaust memorial art" that depicts Jews as Nazis? I'd call it European and not suprising. I'm suprised that the Jews did something about it.

The UK is Screwed: 11 Year Olds to Learn About Gay Sex, STDs and Contraception

Two words for you parents out there: PRIVATE SCHOOL. This is disgusting. I wonder how "Asian" parents are going to react to the new cirriculum? Compulsory sex and relationships lessons for 11-year-old children are to include classroom discussions on gay unions and civil partnerships. Secondary pupils will learn about contraception and sexually transmitted infections (STIs), while primary school children will learn about their bodies and friendships, a review of sex education has concluded. The review was ordered in October after ministers announced that sex and relationships education (SRE) lessons should be made compulsory to help primary and secondary pupils to “navigate the complexities of modern life” and to ensure that children learnt their sex education from the classroom, not the playground.

Pakistan's Schmatta Industry: Whips, Chains and Body Bags

Gawd! Doncha just love the entrepenurial spirit? The New York Times glowingly reports on the whip, chain and bondage accessory industry in Pakistan. The good news is that the tools are multi purpose-they can be used for fetish, or for Sharia enforcement by the Taliban. It's a "mom and pop" business, according to the Grey Lady. "Despite their growing business, the Times notes that the office surroundings are quite primitive: The shoddy factory seems like an ode to their humble upbringing. Adnan’s executive bathroom has no toilet paper. Rizwan has no office. And their preferred lunch is Kentucky Fried Chicken." MEMO TO SELF: Do not share Kentucky Fried Chicken with Adnan in Pakistan.

Muslim Prayers in Florida Legislature: GOP Leader Bolts

Why are Imams being invited to say prayers in the Florida legislature? Even a dumb Canadian like me knows about the concept of the separation of Church and State. But silly me-that must just apply to infidel Jews and Christians. "The prayer was videotaped by Ahmed Bedier, United Voices of America director, who remarked on the absence of House Majority Leader Adam Hasner, R-Boca Raton. Bedier said he was videotaping the “historic” moment." Does the name Ahmed Bedier sound familiar? It should. For Ahmed and Muslims in the USA, this could well be an "historic" moment-the moment that the Caliphate quietly, and insistently, whispered it's arrival into the ears of Lady Liberty.

April 27, 2009

Bruce Bawer: Heirs to Fortuyn?

A great read by Bruce Bawer, author of the excellent book: While Europe Slept. Do read his take on the European drift to the right ("not that there's anything wrong with that") as a response to the Muslim takeover of Europe and the 'sclerotic' (that's polite talk for NUTS) Euroweenie welfare state.

Prince Charles: Major Enviro-Hypocrite

Can you say: Massive Turd of a Do-As-I-Say-Not-As-I-Do Euroweenie? I knew you could!

Terrorist Islamic Preacher Omar Bakri Brags About Bilking British Welfare System

He is certainly not starving on welfare is he?

What a lovely fellow: "The Muslim cleric, who lived in the UK for 20 years before being banned for preaching hate, used backdated incapacity benefits to buy his plush flat in Beirut. Speaking to the Daily Star at his latest Lebanon home in Tripoli, Bakri insists that he and fellow radicals including Anjem Choudary were justified in taking their state handouts because Britain has 'plundered' and 'colonised' Muslim countries around the world." "They used to condemn me in the UK for claiming benefits but you take what is available like everyone else. The UK made me a bogeyman so I could not work." "One day a doctor told me that I should claim for incapacity benefit for my disability. Then when I got to the benefit's office they told me I was owed arrears since the 1990s so they backdated the payments for me," he said. Bakri added: "They did not give me the cash but they told me to choose a car so I could get around. So I chose the best one, a Renault Espace". "Then, when I came to the Lebanon in 2005, I sold the car and used the money to buy an apartment."Unrepentant Bakri has now moved into a second flat in the northern city of Tripoli, because he says Beirut is not Islamic enough for him. He shares the apartment with his second wife, Ruba, 30.

"We love the death threats. We're surprised we're not dead yet."

Oooh! This could be good. A new Israeli cartoon called Ahmed and Salim.

The Dhimmi Pussy Jews of the ADL call it "counterproductive" so you know it's gotta be good! YouTube has already removed one episode! YouTube is threatening to remove the whole series if it get's 'too offensive' so you have to click on this baby.

The seething has already started all around the world. You must watch!

FBI To Limit Work With Unindicted Terrorist Co-Conspirators

The veil of dhimmitude is slowly, grudgingly being yanked off law enforcement officials. Complete with massive, steaming Islamic Whopper: "Our work has been overwhelmingly based upon issues directly affecting Muslims, from giving diversity trainings, empowering Muslims through civic engagement trainings and in taking discrimination cases," said Dawud Walid, the executive director of CAIR-Michigan. "Probably not even 1 percent of CAIR's work in the past 15 years has been related to the grievances of Palestinians. This does not reflect the work of an alleged front group for people in the Gaza Strip."

Racism Alert: Black Disney Princesses Must Fall in Love With Black Princes

No-I'm not making this up:

"Disney has already changed the profession of the princess (an aspiring restaurant entrepreneur instead of a chambermaid) and name (Tiana instead of Maddy, which critics thought was too similar to “Mammy," a once-common term for black female slaves in white households). Tiana will be played by Anika Noni Rose, who starred in "Dreamgirls," while Tiana’s mother will be played by the talk-show host Oprah Winfrey. The controversy has intensified after it was revealed that the film would be set in New Orleans and that Tiana would find love with a white prince — well, almost. His skin has been described as olive-toned and he will be voiced by Bruno Campos, a Brazilian actor. “What? No black prince? What’s up with this?” blogged James Collier on Acting White, an anti-racism Web site, in a posting typical of the general disbelief among the film’s most vocal black critics. “Perhaps Disney doesn’t want the future mothers of dwindling white America being imprinted so early in their lives with the notion of a black suitor.”

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