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"A lusty foul-mouthed Zionista wench." - Old Line Texan

"Mombo" - Pi Guy, Correspondence Committee

December 31, 2009

My Idiot People: B'nai B'rith International Mourns Indonesian Leader

Oy.

Toronto Man (Ahmad) Arrested After In-Flight Incident

But nevermind, just go back to sleep, mmmmmmkay??

Made in China: Get Yer Shiny New Hymen Right Here

OMG.

Muslim society is totally obsessed with VAJAYJAYS.

They cut them, and want the blood offering still on wedding nights.

Here is a MEMRI tv clip for your enjoyment. You, too can get a brand, new shiny hymen for about $5 US.

All I want for Ashura is a shiny new hymie.

Need Your Help to ID This Dude

Do you know who this guy is?

Please take a look at this video and see if you recognize him. He may be a Teamster. If you do, please send a note to me or the e-mail addy at the end of the video.

December 30, 2009

Must, Must Read: We Need the Israelification of Airports

This is a classic.

Even the Toronto Star has to admit that the Israelis are doing things right.

Israelification. That's exactly what we need.

"Obama Gets An F For Protecting Americans"

I guess he means "F", like fail-like the school grade. But there is another "F" word that works for me. But anyway....

SKY IS FALLING: Maureen Dowd Disses Obama

The beginning of the end?

I find this mildly arousing!

Allah Uber Alles: Meet the New Nazis, Same as the Old Nazis

More multiculturalism and diversity in downtown Toronto, as captured by some of Canada's ballsiest bloggers!

"Celebrate diversity-it's the new Sig Heil!"

Someone Explain this to Me

Jean Fraud Kerry heading to Iran.

What could possibly go wrong?

How much would American taxpayers have to shell out to the mullahs so that they would keep him there?

Nanny Bastards: Fat Patrol Edition

British schools will be forcing parents to park a few strides away from their children's schools in order to have some of the more weight-challenged (ie: fatsos) among them move their bums in order to fight childhood obesity!

What a country...what a plan.

December 29, 2009

Krauthammer: Flacid, Meaningless Words From Obama on Iran

Otherwise known as the let's get Kathy Shaidle all hot and bothered this morning post.

Telegraph: A Murderous Ideology Tolerated for Too Long

Another good editorial, this one from The Telegraph.

"Jihadist Islamism is also a murderous ideology, comparable to Nazism in many respects. The British public realises this; so do the intelligence services. Yet because it arises out of a worldwide religion – most of whose followers are peaceful – politicians and the public sector shrink from treating its ideologues as criminal supporters of violence."

"Instead, the Government throws vast sums of money at the Muslim community in order to ensure that what is effectively a civil war between extremists and moderates is won by the latter. This policy – supported by all the main political parties – does not seem to be working.

"The authorities, lacking specialist knowledge, sometimes turn for advice to "moderate" Muslims who have extreme sympathies; supporters of al-Qaeda are paid to disseminate their ideology to young people"

"Radical Islamist leaders are not stupid: they know how to play this system. The indoctrination of students carries on under the noses of public servants who are terrified of being labelled Islamophobic or racist. Therefore they fail to do their duty, which is to protect Muslims and non-Muslims alike from a terrorist ideology. If providing that protection requires fewer "consultations" with "community leaders" and more arrests, then so be it."

Super Awesome: We Keep Lying to Ourselves

About Islam, and air travel and stuff.

Check out the whole piece by Ralph Peters.

May have to add him to the "would have your children" list...

Horrible Abuse in Gaza! World Silent! Where is the Outrage?

Check it out.

Yes, that's right, 77% of Palestinian women are abused in Gaza. And guess what-there isn't a single JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in Gaza. Not a single Zionazi soldier there either.

Now, I'm not that bright, but this would appear to mean that (gasp!!) Palestinians are abusing their own women folk?!?!?

I thought they were the nicest, most deserving, huggy, snuggly people in the whole world? The most humble? Gentle?

Bueller? Beuller?

A Man's Man and Super Dad

Total dude.

December 28, 2009

You Were Waiting for It...The CAIR Position on the Sizzling Balls Christmas Bomber

So, let's say you have a Nigerian Muslim try to blow up an airplane, especially for Stinky Kuffar Infidel Christmas ("Issa was a Muslim anyway, ya stupid infidel").

But a bunch of uppity infidels wreck your plans by jumping on said Muslim while he his pants are on fire, and he is trying to light explosive material that he has hidden near his balls (nicely shaved for the 72 raisins, we assume).

Said terrorist confesses that he is a part of Al Qeida and was doing it for Allah & Company, etc..

If you were the biggest Muslim "civil rights" group in America (representing every single one of the reported 73 bazillion, gazillion Muslims in America-their stats) what would you do?

Ah yes, encourage airline security NOT to "profile" people like Muslims who bomb planes, because well-"that would be hurtful".

You know what I think? I think that everyone, all of us dumb kufar idiots in the West should recognize, and be able to translate CAIR's and Ibrahim Hooper's Taqiya Mumbo Jumbo Whoppers.

When they say "this would hurt our exquisitely sensitive feelings", what they really mean is: Hey-those asswipe infidels are onto us on this one!!! We gotta put the kibosh on this using "human rights speak".

You can be sure that they realize that it would be rather distasteful for them to be rooting for the bombers publicly. So, they root for all the ways that would stop future bombers from being identified. It's insidious. And CAIR's lefty cheerleaders like the ACLU and other liberal organizations follow their lead, and make it difficult, if not impossible for non-brainwashed law enforcement officials to do their jobs properly and make air travel safe.

The basic rule is people will die because Allah requires much blood sacrifice, but at least Muslims will feel good about themselves and not have their feelings hurt by us hatemongering, uppity dhimmis.

UPDATE!!!!

I thought "Sizzling Balls" was a good nickname for the latest misunderstander of Islam, but at Jawa, they have a better one. From now one, we shall refer to "Crispy Scrotum". Ahahahahaha!

Good News: Dearborn Michigan "US Muslim Capital"

Apparently, 60% of Dearbornistan is now Muslim.

Would they be able to enact sharia locally? I wonder.

Resisting Profiling Is Collective Punishment for the West

Here's a good piece by David Horowitz of the Jerusalem Post.

He argues, quite convincingly, that the West faces collective punishment due to the (leftist and politically 'correct') resistance to racial profiling at airports.

He notes that the world's rag tag activists are very concerned about collective punishment when it affects Muslims, but the Western world be damned.

All Jihad and No Play

Makes Closet Conservative a very boring gal.

So, as a palette cleanser, I present you with "Stars Without Makeup".

"Why Would I Work For Anything Less?"

Why indeed?

December 27, 2009

Do Read: Melanie Phillips on the UK As a Hub of Islamic Terror

Ever so smart is she.

Taste of Gaza Comes to Toronto

And good friends Five Feet of Fury and Blazing Cat Fur were there to capture the anti-Western, Jew hating pinko commie rat bastoids in action!

Thanks, guys. I was busy with my little Jew children, on full time Mom duty. Thanks for being there!

UPDATE: The fantabulous Lumpy, Frumpy & Grumpy was there, too!

Lumpy, Frumpy & Grumpy asked one of the shriveled up Code Pinkos what the sign that she was carrying mean (it was in Arabic). Now, my Arabic is a bit rusty but I am pretty sure it says "I am a dhimmi fool and my clitoris means nothing to me".

December 26, 2009

Join Ballsy Jews and Non-Jews At True "Neo Nazis" Demonstration

The real new Nazis are Hamasssholes no matter what idiot liberal Jews blather on about regarding the 5 swastika-writing white skinheads living in Kishenmiretuchus, Ontario.

Join some of the ballsiest Jews and non-Jews around as they face the hate straight on.

See Five Feet of Fury, linked above for details, but basically it's a counter demonstration at Avenue & Bloor in Toronto at 12:30 p.m right at the Israeli consulate.

Jonathan Kay: Jason Kenney is a Badass!

True dat!

And Stephen Harper is really awesome.

Great Business Plan!

So, let's say you are a politically correct, nanny bastard bean counter.

But you are getting a little worried because some reactionary, right-wing hatemongers and stuff resent that you are sticking your nose into every little gay, Paki, Jew and black joke that you make.

What do you do to ensure that you still have your cushy, government job-making sure that people act the way you want them to, and shut up about the stuff that you find ever so offensive?

Well, you create a Public Hate Crimes Rat Line!

Suddenly, you find joyfully that there are so many new cases to report! So many files, so little time. You'll need a company car, a secretary, an advisory board and you'll have to take trips to all kinds of places to meet with other totalitarian Mind Crimes Committees all over the world.

It's a wonderful life.