Classic!

Mainstream media hears something about this newfangled, youngster thingy on the computer called the Internet.

Lefty TV Anchor Really Bummed That Tea Baggers Are Not Responsible for Times Square Attempted Bombing

But-like other than that-you know...these people-our moral and intellectual superiors you know? They like, and I mean-like really, really, you know-can't really-I mean-like properly-you know speak English.

I mean, if you like actually listen to this bimbette speak-she's like saying "I mean" about every two or three run-on sentences.

I mean like-seriously babe-get over yourself.

Like-OK?

Most Ironic Header EVAH?

I know the story is old by now, but I thought this header was really whack.

Lawyer: Muslim TV exec accused of beheading wife will use battered-spouse defence.

Did you get that? The dead woman with the head chopped off was actually the abusive partner!

Honestly, how can they print this stuff with a straight face?

Mealy Mouthed Media Alert: TIME Magazine Cries for Islam in Europe

Nobody at time got the memo from Orianna about Eurabia I suppose.

TIME is very worried about Muslims not fitting in and stuff in Europe. Never mind that the Muslim population of the UK is about a bazillion and the most popular name is Mohammad-not Jack. Facts, schmacts.

Never mind that the Muslim population of France is in the double digits and that Malmo in Sweden is a no-go zone for kufar females unless they like getting raped...oh no-silly hater! Facts are for morons!

So, if you can stomach it-a trite lament from TIME on the state of affairs for Muslims in Europe.

Note also the quaint sign carried by one demonstrator: "We're Muslims, not Hitler".

Way Cool: Christian Science Monitor Shills for Hijabs

So, the great Mark Steyn has already done a terrific job of publicizing the fate of Barbie Burkha in Maclean's magazine.

Do read the article and note the extra fabulous citation of yours truly along with the great Kate Macmillan of Small Dead Animals in the article.

But just when you thought there weren't enough articles celebrating diversity, and celebrating the hijab and body bags and stuff-along comes a pre-Christmas article in the CSM Celebrating the Hijab!

Oooh, it's so pretty! You can match it to your outfit and everything!

These numbskull dhimmis really do not comprehend the difference between personal modesty/good taste and submission. It's quite astounding to what lengths they will go to defend the practice of covering up women to make them look like they are not really there.

The amazing mind contortions of the left never fail to impress me.

"Some women prefer a busy look, accessorizing the head scarf with flower pins and headbands. They pile on layers for a wedding cake of color – a blue underscarf (a stretchy cap), then a brown one, then a white chiffon scarf with blue sequins. For holidays some pair festive colors, like orange and black for Halloween. Hala Osman, a development worker in Cairo, mixes and matches one scarf over her hair and another around her neck."

"She and others, through their fashion choices, are embracing a broad view of Islam’s mandate for modesty. “I know our rules,” says Ms. Hamidullah. Within them, “the styles are endless.”

Ah yes, endless styles and possibilities. Just make sure you wear the scarf, or your neck might get separated from your head one day...

Fabulous: New Statue of Messiah to Be Revealed in Indonesia

"A six-and-a-half foot statue of President Obama as a 10-year-old boy has been commissioned in Jakarta."

Now look at this totally unhinged qualifier from Mealy Mouthed Mainstream Media Obama cultist Jake Tapper:

"The president spent some of his formative years there as a boy, where he was educated at a school that was decidedly not a madrassa, despite some false reports pushed by conservative news outlets two years ago."

Yowza! Another MSM Piece Pans the Obama Administration.

This time the New York Times!

Are we seeing a trend?

In journalism, an editor once told me "three's a trend". So, we had the WaPo a couple of days ago, and the LA Times today and now the New York Times! The Unholy Trinity of Mealy Mouthed Mainstream Media!

Et tu, New York Times?

"The presidency seems less threatened by the incursion of a reality show than running an administration that is in danger of becoming one.One of the downsides of having a president who is also Celebrity in Chief is that it creates the impression that the leader of the free world is part of a milieu that is more TMZ than C-SPAN. In an effort to remain connected to the social media world that was so much a part of his electoral victory, the Obama administration may be guilty of a very contemporary common offense: Oversharing."

"Oversharing"-now isn't that just the most special euphemism you have heard all day?

How On Earth Did This Slip By the LA Times Editors?

Whoops! It seems like the LA Times has noticed homegrown terrorism!

Amazingly, they have included this anti-Marxist analysis, a small but important observation that "socioeconomic success will not necessarily prevent Americans' radicalization".

Moreover, they quote an unnamed European intelligence agent as saying that"the profile in Europe is in general quite different [from U.S. extremists]: more working-class or even underclass,"

"But it's a bit simplistic to make assumptions. We have seen everything in Europe -- educated people, doctors involved in terrorism. The underclass argument is not enough."

The article then describes President Obama's efforts at dealing with Islamic radicalism:

"The Obama administration began the year with gestures to the Muslim world. President Obama promised to shut down the prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and made a historic speech in Cairo. The Homeland Security Department leads the administration's counter-radicalization effort. The Office of Civil Rights and Civil Liberties, which works with Muslim leaders, held summit meetings with Somali communities this year in Minnesota and Ohio, said David Heyman, assistant Homeland Security secretary for policy."

Yes, grovelling speeches, shutting down incarceration facilities for terrorists and meetings! Glorious meetings! That will definitely show those nasty terrorists we mean business!

More gloriously naive talk: "We don't do enough about fostering a counter-narrative," said Matthew Levitt, a former anti-terrorism official for the Treasury Department now with the Washington Institute for Near East Policy.

"Competing for space with the radicalizers and challenging their radical ideologies is the key."

I disagree.

I think having better weapons, superior firepower and a willingness to use them is key. The humiliation of the radicals is key as is materially and philosophically and militarily supporting any moves towards freedom, liberty and democracy in the Muslim world. That means supporting the Iranian students, women's rights (actual rights, not the liberal's "right to wear a body bag"), and supporting and providing unfettered Internet access in totalitarian regimes.

Associated Press: Miffed About Calling Terrorists Terrorists

Scramble the "scare quotes"!

It apparently pisses off the Associated Press that the father of a 9/11 victim still insists that his son's murderers should be identified by their religion!

Of all the nerve! A bereaved father making demands of the officialdom!

Therefore, they make their smarmy, contempt known by "scare quoting" the word "terrorist".

Shame on you, Associated Press, you pathetic excuse for "journalists". 

"As a member of the media I believe that's our job: to report the facts."

CNN's Christiane AmanWhore on the Taliban. 

Obama Communications Director Brags: We Own the Media

It's not surprising of course-just suprising that they are so idiotic as to be bragging about it so openly.

Mealy Mouthed Media Alert: TIME Magazine Describes Hamas Heroic Fight Against Terror

No. I'm not kidding.

TIME Magazine has a mind-numbing story about Glorious Warriors For Allah Good Guys Hamas versus Glorious Warriors for Allah Bad Guys Al Qeida.

You got that, right?

Did you hear that? That was the sound of my brain exploding, trying to figure out how even the most mentally disturbed liberal extremist could mainstream this piece, rooting for the Hamas 'crackdown'.

How deranged do you really have to be to cast Hamas in the law and order role?

All I can say is: may both sides fight to their deaths. 

Seamless Merging of MSM Sluts With Obama Administration Complete

Need a fridge magnet? Or a t-shirt?

Please note that the NBC Obama T-shirt "WE DID IT" is sold out. You get it? Has that really sunk in? NBC is celebrating their role in Mr. Obama's election, it doesn't get any clearer than that. Except for leg tingles..leg tingly feeling is a little more clear.

Mealy Mouthed Mainstream Media Watch

So Teh Steyn thinks that the Mealy Mouthed Mainstream Media has found a new euphamism for agitated, frothing masses of jihadi-inspired-kufar hating seething young people.

I am tres, tres desole to report that the concept has already been trial-ballooned in "restive" Thailand.

I dare anyone to find a wire story news item about the murder of non-Muslims by Muslims that doesn't include the qualifier that the Thai south is normally quite "restive".

My idea of restive is a little different than beheading and stuff...but I am not very bright.

Mealy Mouthed Mainstream Media Watch

Jews=Extremists.

Palestinians are "residents".

Mainstream Media Mealy Mouth Alert

Check it out.

Two Muslim men in the "troubled" and usually "restive" Thai south killed by "suspected separatist insurgents " for being suspected police informants.

Cool: Washington Post Sells Exclusive Access to Obama Fat Cats for Just $25K

What a deal!

NBC Reporter Dusts Off Al-Dura Hoax, Compares To Iran's Murder of Protester

Nuance!

Phil Bronstein to MSM on Obama: Get A Room

Phil Bronstein-You may go to Gulag. Do not collect $200, but rather make online donation to HOPEANDCHANGE campaign and surrender passport.

Out of San Fransicso, words of a prophet: GET A ROOM! Hat tip: Jawa Report.

Bruce Bawer: Media Takes Whitewashing of Islam To A Whole New Level

First must read of the morning. Bruce Bawer, the gay American who wrote about his experiences living in 'progressive' Europe, simply skewers the Washington Post and their delusional whitewash of Islam.(While Europe Slept is a great, quick read BTW).

"...the Washington Post has, in the years since 9/11, taken an unequivocal stand on Islam: in the name of liberalism and tolerance, it has chosen to minimize or overlook entirely the many extremely illiberal and intolerant aspects of the faith of Muhammed.

"And while embracing the mendacities of John Esposito and his ilk, and legitimizing terrorists’ disinformation by publishing it on its op-ed page, the paper routinely dismisses, distorts, and demonizes those who dare to speak uncomfortable truths about Islam."